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by NooniePuuBunny
11-03-03
You know...he's really cute and sweet...I should ask him out...
You know...I have it pretty good
...
I'm just so totally cool. I have, like, 50 female friends. Plus I'm sensitive, cute, understanding, intelligent...
...and modest...
Hey! At least I'm truthful about it...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-03-03
Oops! Dropped something. I'd better pick it up.
Woo...full moon...
*Bends over*
Nice ass, B!
Why thank you...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-03-03
Oops! Dropped something. I'd better pick it up.
Woo! Full moon!
*bends over*
Nice ass, D!
It's sad that you were looking...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-03-03
Due to lack of young bearded characters on Strip Creator, the part of Wayne shall be played by Random Amish Man #74
Oops! I dropped something. I'd better pick it up.
Due to lack of young bearded characters on Strip Creator, the part of Wayne shall be played by Random Amish Man #74
...
*bends over*
Due to lack of young bearded characters on Strip Creator, the part of Wayne shall be played by Random Amish Man #74
You have no ass.
...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-03-03
Oops! Dropped something. I'd better pick it up.
Round...firm...secksay hunk of a$$... ROWR!
*bends over*
Say nothing...
Were you looking at my ass?!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-04-03
I have hired a clown for my happy happy 110th comic celebration.
Alright... alright... *cough* just contain your excitement...here's a balloon animal...its a snake...
You didn't even try...
Hey! I've got 6 more gigs to do tonight! And where the hell is the birthday cake you promised me?!
feh...poor excuse for a clown...
oww...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-04-03
Well...my 110th comic celebration sucked...
...so I will provide the clowny balloon animal antics myself.
Now I'll take a balloon...
Twist...and fold and twist...
And presto! A monkey!
...so am I getting paid for this?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-04-03
Here! While you wait on your order...how bout tryin some new Chempuffs? They're radioactive AND full of Riboflavin!
Ehh...it looks gross...
Aww...c'mon! They'll put hair on your chest...
Err...no thanks
No offense to any Italians who read this...I REALLY am an Italian American so :P
!
I'm an Italian...I've got plenty of hair on my chest as it is...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-04-03
I can't believe that joke in the last comic, D
yep
I mean, she should really be protecting her heritage...not making off color jokes...
yep
Uhh...so...is her chest really....you know?
I'm not saying anything...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-04-03
Oh don't look at me like that! You were the one that came up to me in the bathroom and told me to strip you...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-05-03
...oh no
What do ya tell a woman with two black eyes?
!
Nuttin...You've already told her twice!
...and maybe now I won't have to tell you again not to say anything like that to me EVER...
owwwwww...my eye...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-21-03
NI!
NI!
NI!
NI!
NI!
NI!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-22-03
The Three Known Personalities of My Friend: Evil, Good, and Psychotic Freak
Check it out! I printed up a pic of that girl from Evanesscence.
Sweet! I'm so, like, totally obsessed with her!
*stabs picture*
What did you do that for?!!
You are scaring me very badly...
Heh heh...she's my type.... heh heh...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-22-03
*blinks*
*blinks*
*yawns*
*scratches ear*
...
You bore me...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-22-03
Only 31 more shopping days left before everyone freaks out and buys overpriced dolls at the last minute.
I know! I'm so excited!
I tell ya, the toy industry gets more and more moronic with each year going by.
Tell me about it...what about those new "Bratz" dolls that glorify spoiled little rich princesses.
You bet they're stupid. I mean, they've even made plushies of you.
... You are a mean bastard, you know that?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-22-03
Conversation on AOHell Instant Messenger Service
FuzzelWuzzen: and... was so... with.... blueberry
Holy_Warrior_T: I can't read half your text! It keeps dissappearing...
FuzzelWuzzen: T... getting half... something... blasted..
Holy_Warrior_T: Gah! Its still coming in scrambled! And I'm lagging!! NOO! I'm only connected at 2.4K!!! Damn you AOHell!
Note: T is awake and very very afraid
YAAH! It burns!!! ... geez... What a nightmare...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-23-03
Ahh...12 year old little brothers...
Dude! I just found an old shoe under my bed!
Ugh. Why don't you just throw it away, David?
Woah! This smells like a corn chip!
I said to throw the dang thing away!
No! Seriously, Nuunie! It smells like a corn chip! Its so totally cool! Wanna take a whiff?
Why me?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-23-03
In The Real World...
I stole your comic idea...DON'T HIT ME!
! ... I'm flattered!
Really?
Yep...but i'm gonna hit you anyway...
Gee...thanks, you little punk...
No problem! What are sisters for? :)

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-23-03
Mmfh! Geez! Stop making so much noise, you stupid goat! It's not like this is killing you! Whats a little rear end discomfort?
Baaaa! Baaa!
Oh all right, you big cry baby!
There! An extra pillow for your rump! Now go back to sleep. Geez...what a spoiled little brat.
Hey! Its not my fault I was born with a sensitive rump. Mommy always used to give me a soft pillow under my butt.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-23-03
Why do these morons always get in front of me in line?
C'mon! I've been waiting for 20 minutes! Move already!!!
I've got a schedule to keep you know...
heehee
So I says to him "Man, that wind'll freeze your coconuts!" and he says "But coconuts don't grow this far north!" And so I says, "Swallows could carry em!" and he says "Thats a load of Blarney!"
Uhm...Sir! Can I help you now?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-25-03
"I am Pink Magical Penis Girl! I will stop your reign of terror, Purple Master!"
What the?! This isnt "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"! They must've mislabled it at the video store!
"Ha ha! You fool! Taste my big drippy evil Rod of Pain!"
Ick! This is really bad hentai!! *tries to turn it off*
"Oh No! My Magic Pink Love Vibrator has no effect on him! His rod is too big and evil for me! I must call upon my Magic Flying Coconut Penis!"
GAH! THE VCR WONT TURN OFF! ITS NOT RESPONDING! AND NEITHER WILL THE TV!! AAAAAAAAAGH! IT BURNS! IT BURNS! TURN OFF YOU STUPID THING!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-25-03
What happened to your TV?
I rented "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" but it was really mislabled hentai. Then I tried turning off the TV and VCR, but they wouldnt respond. I even unplugged em.
Man. So how'd you take care of it?
Lets just say the video store won't be seeing that tape back any time soon...
In the lake...
"Prepare to be sodomized with my Magical Penis, Purple Master! 'MAGIC PENIS THRUST!!!'"
...glub?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-25-03
You know...usually all the guys I end up having a crush on...
!
!
I'M NOT GAY!
Geez! What's wrong with you...I don't think you're gay...I wasnt even gonna suggest it!
oh..

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-25-03
my...he's a pretty one!
!
I'M NOT GAY!
I didn't suggest you were gay. I'm gawking at a guy...
oh...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-25-03
Dude! Your shoes are pointy!
!
I'M NOT GAY!
I didn't say you were gay...oh nevermind..
oh..

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-25-03
It's a crime that Patrick Swayze is not on Pocket Bishonen...
Yeah...I know...
!
I'M NOT GAY!
GEEZ! A little paranoid aren't we?
sorry...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-25-03
Hey there!
Frohlichte Weinachten und eine gluckliches neues Jahr!!
I'M NOT GAY!
! :'(
...oops...
No one ever likes me...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-26-03
You know...every guy I get a crush on turns out to be gay...
Well. Unless they turn and say they're looking for a girl with personality, and usually "personality" means they want some little preppy pencil-thin girl that also has no brain and big coconuts...
*sneaks away*
But usually...they're gay. Maybe the reason I get attracted to gay guys is cause I'm a homosexual man trapped in a woman's body...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-26-03
Its the holiday season!
Yes! Tomarrow is Thanksgiving!
And of course...you know what Thanksgiving is all about.
Yes! Turkey....accompanied by delicious fresh baked Pumpkin Pies! Its a great way to get rid of all those spare pumpkins you've got lying around...
You little bastard. You sold me out!
Bahahaha! Thats to get you back for all the logging jokes about my momma!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-27-03
urgh...
Don't expect any sympathy from me, buddy boy...
c'mon...Nuunie! Help me! I can't get up!
You were the one that decided to eat all 5 packages of cream cheese after you ate everything else today.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-27-03
You see...carving a turkey is an exact science...you can't just hack away at it..
...whatever...
This is the wrong form to carve a turkey in...this is a stabbing motion...its wrong...
hehehehehe! *stabs turkey repeatedly*
You're not even gonna try...are you?
what?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-27-03
Boy! Am I glad there's a holiday that kills all of those sub-bird piggish gobblers.
I mean seriously. Turkeys are so absolutely huge...and dumb too... Gives us birds a bad name... Hey! How do you keep a turkey confused?
*sneaks away*
You put it in a round room and tell it there's a penny in the corner! BAHAAAHA! The stupid freaks...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-29-03
Check your Content Advisor Settings tab for missing information.
Guess what...you cant remember your password for Content Advisor, so you are officially screwed. And that means you cant browse the internet.
And just to piss you off further...I'm gonna put up a blue screen...wait...what are you doing, Dave?!!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-29-03
There has been a fatal exception in 0000000004546:30002333 kernel.exe beacause YOU SUCK!
*stabs computer*
*explodes*
oww..
heheh... This gives a whole new meaning to the term Blue Screen Of Death...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-30-03
*beep beep beep* (translation: That was fun destroying that city)
*beep beep beep* (translation: yeah! So what do you want to do now?)
*beep beep beep* (translation: Say...what's that noise?)
*beep beep beep* (translation: Sounds like bomber jets...oh no...)
*beep* (tranlsation: AIEEEEE!)
*beep* (translation: GAAAAAAAAAH!)

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-30-03
Gah! I'm sitting in gum...lets move over to the other side!
Oh great...there's soda spilled in this seat...lets move back! Hurry...Its about to start...
Intercom: We're sorry...but we are currently having technical difficulties! Refunds will be available at the door.
Great...Lets just go home and rent a movie...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-30-03
Why don't I have legs?
Because I drew you to be cute. A little blob with antennae, little black eyes, and no legs is cute.
I want legs...its not fair!
Be happy with the way I made you...
Feh...loser! You probably can't draw legs.
A critic, eh? How would you like to be eraser dust, blue boy?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-30-03
So what happened?
I was just minding my own business when this punk came up and scribbled a mustache on my face...
Do you have a description of the guy?
(snicker...heeheee)
Well...he was about as tall as I am, bright yellow with a pink eraser, and had the number "2" tattooed on his forehead...Why are you looking at me like that?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-01-03
here we go again...
boooooo....
oh come off it...you aren't even close to being scary...
I'm not...?
No.
damn.... :'(

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-01-03

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-01-03
Mozilla has no idea what to do with this filetype...should it (a) open it with its default application...
(b) download it to a folder...
or (c) stuff it up its arse.
*sighs*

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-04-03
You are an incredibly screwed up individual.
But many think that I'm very charming...
At the Thanksgiving Feast...you stabbed the turkey repeatedly and smeared cranberry sauce into satanic messages on the wall...
Many people found that very funny....
Why do I bother...
...well...at least the hamsters that turn the wheels in the back of my head told me so...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-04-03
I'm here live with the main character of the comic strip, Nuunie. So Nuunie...tell me how it feels that you have barely shown up in any of the recent comics considering you're supposed to be the lead
It feels like I want to stab someone...
....uhm...well...we have to go to commercial.... (someone help me)
heeheheheheheheheee
!
HEY! I do the stabbing around here...and don't you forget it!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-04-03
I'm not having a very good day...
awww...I sowwies!
Seriously...so far my brothers have irritated me to the point of nuclear meltdown...then I havent been in many recent comics...
So now I feel like doing something incredibly violent...
Ummm...I'll just go stand over there while you have that moment...way WAY over there...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-05-03
Wow! I like that shirt!
Why thank you!
You know...I have a smiley collection...
really?
heheheeee...this'll be perfect in my collection!
owwwww.....hey! MY SHIRT!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-06-03
Ugh..what a day...can't wait to clamber into bed....
hehehe....going to bed so soon?
D...How many times do I have to tell you...stay outta my house...and especially outta my bed...
sorry....bye...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-07-03
~qwejasgiquptalsdjkf
"squibble"
...bunny bunny bunny~
Dude! Look! She's been starin at the wall for the past 3 hours!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-07-03
There is no pain...that I'm feeling...A ship's smoke out on the horizon...
____ _________ __ _______
You are coming through in waves...your lips move...but I can't hear what your saying...
_________ __ _______
*sings softly* When I was a child...I caught a fleeting glimpse....
Nuunie? Can you even hear me?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-07-03
Stripcreator Battel
Kya!
Oof!
Kyaa!
Oww!
(This comic sucks...Its the antihistamines talking...bleh...)
Had enough, Punk?!
Yes I have...but my HP was well past zero 10 minutes ago... Stripcreator doesn't have a sprite of me lying on the ground...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-08-03
No one's here...SO GET LOST!

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