The Frankenstein Monster Meets a Girl with Problems

Author: NooniePuuBunny

Date: November 26, 2003

by NooniePuuBunny
11-26-03
You know...every guy I get a crush on turns out to be gay...
Well. Unless they turn and say they're looking for a girl with personality, and usually "personality" means they want some little preppy pencil-thin girl that also has no brain and big coconuts...
*sneaks away*
But usually...they're gay. Maybe the reason I get attracted to gay guys is cause I'm a homosexual man trapped in a woman's body...