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by attitudechicka
11-29-03
What a lovely snowman I have made...
Fattie.
What?
Fattie McFatfat. Elephant Thighs.
I'm getting the hair dryer.
I'll be good

 

by attitudechicka
12-05-03
We're here at stripcreator where chaos has become a buzz word. The blame has been passed on those two crazy cats Gia keeps.
Dude, we've been playing with this string all day.
Oooh, ball of string. I think the Mad Hatter did it. Or that cat he hangs out with.
At least it was still determined to have a cat mastermind. Damn you Cheshire! It's too much for this reporter to take. Ivon Tofeckalot signing off.

 

by attitudechicka
12-08-03
Excuse me, kind lady. I would like to dry-hump you to Michael Bolton's 'Time, Love, and Tenderness".
Well, first, I'm a man, and I have an application to fill out, but then I should have some free time.
Application?
He's filling out an application for my ass.
Oh. Is that hard to get into?
It's 4 pages of questions.

 

by attitudechicka
12-09-03
Everything's $1
Gia. We have new uniforms for the Christmas season.
Oh? I guess I'll go change then.
Everything's $1
You look like a fruitcake!
No, but good guess what's in the box. What does management have to wear?
Everything's $1
I feel a lot better about myself.

 

by attitudechicka
12-11-03
Calgary, better than Napanee, We don't have Avril Lavigne, In Calgary.
Napanee, it's better than Calgary, Come see my pee pee, In Napanee.
Calgary, It's better than Napanee, We don't have boinky33, In Calgary.
Napanee, It's better than Calgary, We'll give you HIV, in Napanee.
Calgary, It's better than Napanee, You don't have to pay a fee, To come to Calgary.
Napanee, It's better than Calgary, It hurts when you're stung by a bee, Even in Napanee.

 

by attitudechicka
12-15-03
little_kitty's home
Fuck there's another girl in here.
IRC
Wangs.
Dongs!
The Chicka home

 

by attitudechicka
12-15-03
Jes's 26th birthday! Break it down. Nah nah nah, nah nah! Can't touch this.
That was MC Hammer-rific!
Happy birthday, grandpa. Here's your depends and polident.
I'm not that old!
Is that the Jes_phone I hear?
Yes, yes it is. Please don't play with the features this time.

 

by attitudechicka
12-15-03
[Chicka] ..................................... [kitty]
We're definitely cousins, or sisters, or something.
Yeah, we're too alike not to be.
[Chicka] ..................................... [kitty]
I'm adopting you.
I'm adopting you. Oh, Jinx!
[Chicka] ..................................... [kitty]
You should come to visit. I'll tell everyone you're my sister.
Hahahahaha. That would be rad.

 

by attitudechicka
12-15-03
I have something to tell you. I'm pregnant.
Oh dear!
And.... Nate's the father.
Oh my goodness!
And.... IT'S TWINS!
Don't you put them up for adoption!

 

by attitudechicka
12-21-03
Now I lay me down to sleep... I don't really know how that prayer goes. Look, God, I'll go to church every...
Well, I'll never ask...
Okay, look, I'm still going to ask for things and I'm still going to skip church, but could you let me win the powerball just this once?

 

by attitudechicka
12-28-03
Everything's $1
$12.66 is your change.
Everything's $1
Thank you for your continued efforts to keep me employed, but I don't need them anymore.
You're shutting down the store?
Everything's $1
Nah, I decided to get knocked up, so I'm quitting.
I'll be here more often, in that case.

 

by attitudechicka
12-28-03
Everything's $1
Todd, I don't feel well. Can I take the rest of the night off?
Sure. We've got two cashiers...
Everything's $1
Uh... It's your last day.
Everything's $1
I know.
Sick or not, you're not going anywhere! I still have some last minute harrassment to attend to.

 

by attitudechicka
12-28-03
Everything's $1
You still have two and a half minutes before you close.
Everything's $1
Fuck you. I locked the door, that means we're closed.
Let me talk to your manager.
Everything's $1
It the last few minutes of my employment here. Do you think I care? Step back while I relock this door, idiot.

 

by attitudechicka
12-28-03
Oh my god! I need chalk!
I need to make a chalk outline right away!
Is there a problem here, Gia?
Yes! Look at that poor bottle of bodywash. It's been murdered and all it's wash is spilling out!
I'm going to have to report this.

 

by attitudechicka
12-28-03
Did you get all that?
Yep.
Read it back to me.
New Years Resolutions: 1. Quit smoking. 2. Start smoking again. 3. Quit smoking (again). 4. Take tap dancing lessons. 5. Start smoking (again).
You forgot "Call Mom".
I'm a realist.

 

by attitudechicka
12-30-03
You know, I'm quite unhappy with the way you've drawn me.
I'm glad you feel that way. I've been unhappy with it for some time now.
So do you think you could do something about it?
Sure, no problem.
Heheheh....

 

by attitudechicka
1-06-04
So, have you any new symptoms?
The headaches are getting worse, but nothing I can't handle.
Sounds good. I'll prescribe you a pain reliever. Now, up on the table.
I don't have to get naked this time, right?
No, no. Let's see. I think there's something growing in here.
Don't tell anyone, but I've been feeding it.

 

by attitudechicka
1-07-04
Look, it's a manx!
It's a manx! It's a manx! It's a manx! It's a manx! It's a manx! It's a manx! It's a manx!
Uh, that's not a manx.

 

by attitudechicka
1-07-04
Finally, for the million dollars, what is a cat called when it has no tail?
Oh I know this!
Your answer please?
It's a manx! It's a manx! It's a manx! It's a manx! It's a manx! It's a manx! It's a manx! It's a manx! It's a manx! It's a manx!
You're right, it is manx! Tell us, how did you know?
I can't reveal that.

 

by attitudechicka
1-15-04
It is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all! Step on a crack, break your mother's back!
Amen! Amen!
There's other fish in the sea! If you don't donate to the church, Jesus will eat your baby!
Amen! WHAT?
Aha! It is me, Jesus!

 

by attitudechicka
1-15-04
Seriously, where's my pickles?

 

by attitudechicka
1-19-04
So I said, Them rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves.
Haha.
What the fuck am I laughing about?

 

by attitudechicka
1-19-04
* Artemis hurls the discussion into the black fires of Bhara-dur
Hahaha.
What the fuck am I laughing about?

 

by attitudechicka
1-22-04
Everything's $1
You know what I hate? That "Sunshine, Lolipops, Rainbows" song.
Really?
Everything's $1
Wanna have some fun?
Everything's $1
o/ Sunshine lolipops`n`rainbows
everthing is wonderful when we're together o/

 

by attitudechicka
1-23-04
We've got big boobs and we can not lie.
Our big boobs are gonna make you cry.
Look, if our boobs are such a problem to you, it's one of three reasons:
1. You're gay.
2. You want them.
3. You're a girl and you're jealous.

 

by attitudechicka
1-28-04
Hey, do you want to come over and make snickerdoodles with me?
Sure, I'll be right over!
The snickerdoodles are already done. How about some oral?
Chicka warned me about this...

 

by attitudechicka
1-29-04
1
Dad, I found your collection of granny porn.
2
Dad, I found your collection of tranny porn.
3
That was my collection of tranny porn.

 

by attitudechicka
2-06-04
You should really shave your legs.

 

by attitudechicka
2-06-04
Kilt, I think it's over between us.

 

by attitudechicka
2-07-04
1
You'd look better in pink.
2
Quit stealing from my closet!
3
That was supposed to be Mom's birthday gift.

 

by attitudechicka
2-11-04
Are your periods pretty regular?
Yes, usually.
Well, I've got you scheduled a whole month ahead of what you put down.
I figured as much. I guessed as far as my period.
Oh, look! There's his little weenie!

 

by attitudechicka
2-24-04

 

by attitudechicka
2-25-04
I care for Eyes more than Pearle Vision.
It's my business.
You're my fool.

 

by attitudechicka
2-25-04
I know everything.
When you're in love, I can hurt you.
I'm after you.

 

by attitudechicka
3-02-04
I will personally change the urine in the fryers!
Well, not much, really. I mean, I'm only getting this job because my parents forced me to.
I'll stop sending bad comments on this place to your corporate headquarters.

 

by attitudechicka
3-02-04
Doing your wife!
I'm still waiting on my acceptance of citizenship to Ivytopia, so if that doesn't work out, maybe I'll still be here.
Suing for child support... for the fourth one.

 

by attitudechicka
3-11-04
I have 27 cents in Canadian money. Don't I pretty much own your country now?
Haha.
Sadly, yes.

 

by attitudechicka
3-27-04
Hey Gabe, what's shakin?
I poked this girl I like today and she slapped me. I don't think she likes me.
Gee, you think? Um, I mean, what else is new?
I'm lonely and depressed.
Man, you're a real downer today. I think I'm gonna go.
Not even a squirel will be my friend...

 

by attitudechicka
3-27-04
Man, I'm hungry.
Hey, there's a guy in this trashcan! But that green stuff underneath him looks delicious.
Don't eat it, little squirel. It's radioactive waste.
Oh well. *munch munch*
What happened? I suddenly have the urge to kill!

 

by attitudechicka
3-27-04
Boy, am I hungry.
Oh, look, a snack.
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
And praytell, why not?

 

by attitudechicka
3-27-04
You see, I've been eating some radioactive waste, and well... urgh...
Can't say I didn't warn him.

 

by attitudechicka
3-30-04
Do you like my new sweater set? I got it at SomeFamousMallStore.
Uh, it's lovely. You gonna watch the game?
And I brought carrot and celery sticks for the boys after they finish their game.
Oh that's nice. I bet they'll love you.
Well, why wouldn't they? I'm perfect.
Haven't you ever wondered why the whole team wants to come over to my house after practice? It's because I have pizza. That's right, Bitch, I'm feeding your kid carbs!

 

by attitudechicka
3-31-04
How was the baby shower?
It was fine.
Just fine? You didn't have any fun?
Well, I learned something.
What's that?
Never attempt to diaper a baby while blindfolded and after having been spun several times. It ends up on their ear.

 

by attitudechicka
4-01-04
I'm so glad we decided to put little Travis into hockey.
Yeah, me too. It's a great way to relieve agression.
KNOCK HIS FUCKING TEETH OUT! MAKE HIM WISH HE WERE NEVER BORN!
I.. uh.. meant his agression. Hey, that's not even our kid!
I know. Ours is the pussy sitting on the bench who refuses to play because of a broken pelvis. He gets that from your side, you know.

 

by attitudechicka
4-06-04
Before you go...
Can you help me pack? I can't seem to find my knee pads.
In route...
This is your captain speaking, we seem to be hitting quite a bit of minor turbulance.
On Vacation...
What are you so happy about?
There's a salamander running up my leg.

 

by attitudechicka
4-08-04
Baseball is lame. The worst part is people don't realize it's lame until the seventh inning.
What do you mean?
Well, when you first get here, you're so busy stuffing your face, you don't notice how lame the actual game is.
I do tend to get many snacks upon arrival. Plus, the vendors always come to you.
And then around the seventh inning, when they give you that period to stretch, you realize you could just leave.
I always wondered why people disappeared after that.

 

by attitudechicka
4-17-04
So what do you see in Ida?
Is it impossible to be interested in Ida?
She's weird and smells like cheese.
She's smart, super sexy, and sensational!
Whatever, weirdo. Work your woman.
Did you forget that Ida's a dog?

 

by attitudechicka
4-20-04
Uh, Travis, are you having your "discovery time" now?
What are you talking about, Mom? I'm just playing with myself.
Oh God...

 

by attitudechicka
5-08-04
A better cat doesn't ever fucking go here.
I'm just kidding.
Language must not operate profanity.
Question resolved: Stupid things unintentionally victimized while X-raying your zebra.

 

by attitudechicka
5-13-04
Hey man, what are you doing?
Playing video games.
Let me in on that.
There's so much destruction and violence in this game. I love it!
If you get that excited about Barbie's Beachhouse, you're gonna love The Little Mermaid.

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