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by metabad
3-16-05
ps: he's singing the numa song http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/206373
ma-ia-hii, ma-ia-huu-ma-ia hoo, ma-ia-haha, ma-ia-hii, ma-ia-huu, maia hoo, ma-ia-haha
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei
Mi-aminstesc de ochii tai.
umm...you DO know that there's a portal right here, right?

 

by metabad
3-16-05
it appeares that there was a little error in the last comic
apparently, I thought that guy created it when it was really Ozone who created it, it was just in that video
sorry everyone

 

by metabad
3-22-05
ok, Senor is just copying me with comics

 

by metabad
3-23-05
yo, sorry about the last comic everyone
I occasionally snap like that
so sorry about that everyone, hopefully, it won't happen again
why am I here?

 

by metabad
3-23-05
so anyways, our umm..."hero" got out of the world of nothingness
can I use your scythe for awhile?
NO!
the alien guy didn't quite get his revenge on Darkpower, but now he has less of a temper
here, just take these pills and you'll be fine
I DON'T WANT TO TAKE THE PILLS FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!
and nothing else happened, so go away

 

by metabad
3-25-05
hi, umm...where's your bathroom?
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later...
thanks for killing that damned monkey for me!
hey, no need to thank me, it's my job

 

by metabad
3-25-05
hey skull, can you give me a hand? I lost my Xbox in a bet...can you help me out a little?
WHO IN HELL CARES!?!?
well I definately don't care
*cough*Xbox sucks!*cough

 

by metabad
3-26-05
...
no one loves me!

 

by metabad
3-26-05
woah! What the hell is happening!?
don't drag hell into this!
I'm sorry

 

by metabad
3-26-05
yaknow what...I think I'm being abducted...HELP ME!!!
Hey! I remember you! I met you when I was looking for heroes to save Metabad
yeah, yeah whatever!
take me to your feeder! I mean leader!
you fool! I am the leader!

 

by metabad
3-26-05
H3y d00d! ugli liz4rd gi haz ben adbuc+3d bah alenz
yeah, I know
...u suk
yeah I know
oh wait! What were you saying? I wasn't listening!

 

by metabad
3-26-05
y r w3 in teh jale?
no idea
flashback
well ya c auffiser, th4t 1 gi 0vr there is pooping on ur cop caur
ahh, I see, and you're a hacker!
h3y M3g4 Pr0+0
haha! What a looser!

 

by metabad
3-29-05
I'm gonna punch you Bowser!
oh no you won't!
GWARARARG
*cough* I surrender
haha! Not so tough now! Are ya? You little dipshit!

 

by metabad
3-29-05
muahahahahaha! Here we are!
umm...why did you abduct me?!
to make a super huge missle that will blow up the world!
and what if I refuse to make the missle?
well I do have some evil rabid badgers in the trunk of my ship, and they're REALLY hungry...how would you like it if they ate you?
ulp...

 

by metabad
3-29-05
why mr. Alien?! I thought you were a good guy!
pfft, working on the side of good? Being good is for the weak!
wait, can't you just fart and destroy the world?
It destroyes the UNIVERSE idiot! I don't want to blow up my home planet too!
oh...and why do you stay in that position?
well...one day I had REALLY bad cocaine, when I woke up I lost all ability to move...and for some reason there is orbit around me, so...the cocaine circles around me

 

by metabad
3-29-05
wait, how can you move then?
I have psycic powers, DUH
oh...
God, lizard guy, you are an idiot!

 

by metabad
3-29-05
50 M3+4b4d, u r in h3r3 2?
yeah, apparently I was drinking SO much beer, that I got drunk and caught a cop on fire and I vaporized a whole city I think, and I gave robo AIDS to a human girl, freaky huh?
w3ll...+h3+'5 n0+ imp3rt4n+ rite naw, wat r34lly m4++3r5 naw 15 +h4+ L1z4rd g1 15 m1551ng!
ABOUT TIME

 

by metabad
3-29-05
a little while later
umm...alien guy?
MY NAME IS NOT ALIEN GUY! It's owwhatthefuckwhy'dthisanvilhitmeinthefreakingbackohwelluhohi'mgonnadiein543210!
a little while later
umm...wow...long name

 

by metabad
3-29-05
well hello there mister penguin!
NO! You're a human!
baka
whoops, I meant to turn you into a female penguin, not a sheep

 

by metabad
3-29-05
a little while later...when Metabad breaks out of jail
what the...?
hello Earth! This is *insert long name here* I have one of your greatest scientists captured, and he has made me a missle that will destroy your world
this is crazy!
if my demmands are not met, then your world shall face certain anihalation! Oh, and ps: the scientist is an ugly lizard
the lizard guy and alien are both talking in the last pannel, five bucks if you can guess who's talking
this is CRAZY! Since when is the ugly lizard guy a "great" scientist? And how did I plug in the tv in a forest??
HEY! I'm not ug-this is-don't push me!-signing off!

 

by metabad
3-30-05
wait, when I said "move" a few comics ago, I meant walk
I know I can read your mind
oh...well, Metabad made a mistake a while ago with the "a little while later" being in two pannels.
I KNOW!!!!
oh...
jackass

 

by metabad
3-31-05
anyways, I have reason to believe that you have KINDLY made me this missle
FIRE THE TORPEDO...err...I mean...missle
umm...who are you talking to?
err...umm...I was...umm...SHUT UP

 

by metabad
4-19-05
translation: mhm
Wait wait wait, so we need to SAVE the ugly lizard guy?
/V\ 1-1 /V\
translation: well that's what it said on tv right?
and we need to save the world from an alien that used to be a minor character but he's now an all powerful evil villan?
W311 +ha+'5 wh4+ 1+ 541d 0n tv rite?
translation: shut the fuck up!
if it weren't for this translator, I wouldn't have any idea what you're saying
5hu+ +h3 fu[k up

 

by metabad
4-19-05
so you'll do it? You'll help me and the noob save the world?
hmm...where was I last time in the comic? Was I with the noob?
hello?
I wonder what's on pokemon tonight...
ANSWER ME DAMMIT!
is this robot talking to me? Who is he anyways

 

by metabad
4-19-05
so anyways satan, that's the whole story, what do ya think?
...
...
well?!
you didn't tell me anything! All you did was come down here and say "so anyways satan, that's the whole story, what do ya think?"

 

by metabad
4-19-05
thank you for making the missle ugly lizard! You may go now and die like your commrades
wait! Don't make me go back to Earth! Please! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
well, I'm bored

 

by metabad
4-19-05
well, time to destroy the Earth, missle, FIRE
preeeeoooooooowww
well, now all I have to do is get some popcorn and watch

 

by metabad
4-20-05
Master, I have sent the lizard back to Earth and played your voice on the tape recorder as you requested!
ahh, good Gorthlax
Do you wish for me to do anything else master?
yes, please get me some popcorn, I know we have the snacks in one of those millions of ships.
why doesen't he give me jobs where I can use my lazer gun?
because that gun has fruity colors

 

by metabad
4-20-05
hmm...
Oh hello mr. Moose, I'm trying to think of how I got here!
I am not a moose
oh...
dumbass

 

by metabad
4-20-05
how do I get away from the scary kitty man!?
helloooooooo mousey? Where'd ya goooooooooooooo?
wait I know, I'll kick him in the nuts!
I better place this boooooooooooomb over my you know wha-
*kick*

 

by metabad
4-20-05
phew...*huff* *huff* Meta*huff* bad, I'm glad I *wheeze* found you
Oh shit! He's back!
I have something *huff* important to tell you
now by important, do you mean some type of shit that can defeat that alien?
no...wait, how'd you know about the alien?
the better question is: why are you so ugly?

 

by metabad
4-20-05
after the ugly lizard tells Metabad about the evil aliens plans
so...to sum it up:: Earh is doomed
yeah, I know you idiot, I saw it on tv in a jungle...plus, it's just one missle! How bad could that be!!??
muahahahahaha! Good thing I cloned the missle one hundred times! That just might be enough to destroy the Earth AND THE SOLAR SYSTEM! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
wow...
that's one big frikkin rocket

 

by metabad
4-20-05
EARTH IS DOOMED!!!
tell me something I don't know kakahead!
EARTH IS DOOMED!!!
you have no butt it seems!
EARTH IS DOOMED!!!
I'm a Power Ranger!

 

by metabad
4-21-05
So...seing as how the alien might be millions and millions of light years away, the missles might take awhile to get here...
that gives me the perfect chance to get a ship and fly to wherever that planet is...but to do that I need to KNOW where he is from
Plan all you want Metabad! You must not know that I can read your mind!

 

by metabad
4-22-05
translation: Hey, what up?
H3y, VVh4+ up?
GAAAAAHHH! HOW DID I GET HERE???!!!
translation:...whatever dude, I'm gonna go to the only safe place around here
...wh4+3v3r d00d, 1'm g0nna g0 +o +h3 0nly 54f3 pl4c3 4r0und h3r3
Oh yeah? And where might that be?
translation: in a white submarine!
1n 4 \/\/h1+3 5ubm4r1n3!
THIS IS NOT YELLOW! IT IS ORANGE!!!!

 

by metabad
5-18-05
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WHEN WILL THE FRIKKIN MISSILES GET TO FRIKKIN EARTH???!!!

 

by metabad
6-18-05
we are innocent people on our way to innocent school
I am not horny
hey look, missiles
I wonder if they'll be my friend

 

by metabad
6-18-05
Muahahahahaha, my plan was a complete sucess! That fucked up planet has been destroyed all thanks to me!
HEY! I helped a bit too!
Go fuck youself
waaaaaaaahhhhh
hmph...baby...

 

by metabad
6-18-05
My plans were perfect...but why stop there?
Why should I just anihalate one planet...WHEN I CAN ANIHALATE IT ALL???!!!!
yes...yes...I'll anihalate the universe, and then I'll make my own universe where I am God...GOD OF IT ALL!!!!

 

by metabad
6-18-05
Woah...
Looks like the main characters of the comic are the only ones left...
That bastard, thinks he can nuke the world without my permission! Are there any ships left? I want to shove it up his ass!
Sorry, nothing survived.
...that's it, I'm charging up my heat vision!
or...uhh...I could build a new one with the spare things that survived, like that stop sign over there.

 

by metabad
7-17-05
translation: singing the yellow submarine song by the beatles
Can fish fly?
1n +h3 +1/\/\3 +h3+ 1 \/\/45 b0r/\/...
NOOOOOO! NOOB! WHY?! WHY HIM AND NOT ME???
Maybe I can explain...
Who the hell are you?! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK!

 

by metabad
7-17-05
Don't you remember me? I was your invisible friend, and you got rid of me when you reached the age of 40.
oooooooh yeeeeaaaahhh
Anyways, the noob died because while the drog...I mean drug made him invincible it was slowly destroying his insides, making him suffer for a long time until he just blew up
lalalalalalalalalalalala
WAIT A MINUTE! WHY ARE YOU NOT INVISIBLE?

 

by metabad
7-17-05
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Well? I'm waiting for an answer!
I have to go!
Yeah you better run
Hey, where did the noob go?

 

by metabad
7-17-05
A long time later...
The ship is ready sir
ahh, excellent
now go away, you smell
Ok I'll-wait, what?

 

by metabad
7-17-05
Wow, this ship looks better than I thought it would look
I have nothing else to say

 

by metabad
11-11-05
And so Metabad left Earth to kill that damn alien!
when I get him, I think I'll kill him twice...I don't know how...but I will!
He stopped at many planets to get extra fuel and he found a venus fly trap that he brought with him...for some reason...
I think I'll call you Mike!
MIKE IS A STUPID NAME!!!!! ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAR
...maybe that wasn't the best idea
ARGH! HOLY SHIT! HE'S EATING ME! OH MY GOD, MY PARTS ARE EVERYWHERE! ARGH! OWCH! MY ARM DOSEN'T BEND THAT WAY...no wait...it does-AUGH OH GOD MY BACK!!!!!!

 

by metabad
11-11-05
I AM BACONMAN!
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!
*sniff* you hurt my feelings!
I'm sorry
IF YOU SAY SORRY AGAIN I WILL EAT YOU!!!
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!

 

...Ok you little fucker, cough out my parts now and I won't have to kill you!
SUCKS TO BE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
by metabad, 11-11-05

 

by metabad
11-12-05
RAGRGH! FEED ME SOME DONUTS OR SOMETHING!!!!! I'M HUNGRY!!!!!!
Oh no, I'm not feeding you anymore!
THEN I WILL EAT YO MAMA!!!!!!!
Ok seriously, that was just lame!
ASPLUURGH

 

by metabad
11-12-05
Ok, we're almost at that damn alien's planet!
FIND ME SOME HATS!!!!!!!!!!!
Well once we land I'm gonna use spare parts from the ship to repair myself
I WANT TO PLAY VIDEO GAAAAMES!!!!!!!!!
You're a spoiled little bastard! Did you know that?
GRARCHLETCH

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