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by punkrockskaboy
12-20-02
Not since I hung a santa figure off the roof by a christmas light noose.
You actually did that??
Yeah, it was a message to him and his little elf minions.
When was this?
When I was seven.
A little too much television when you were younger?

 

by punkrockskaboy
12-20-02
My plan has come to fruition!!
Please elaborate, I am DYING to hear this.
Walk with me friend.
You will notice that the tree is in MY bedroom this year, thus allowing me to catch santa off gaurd. When he breaks into my house THIS year, I will be waiting for him...
That is sick dude. Besides, Santa isn't even real.

 

by punkrockskaboy
12-20-02
Also a myth...santa is REAL and I will prove it to you when I have him shackled to my basement wall.
We shall see.
Yes we shall!! The day is coming my friend.
Tomorrow, if I know my holidays
Yes, tomorrow. Tomorrow SANTA WILL BE MINE!!
You are seriously making me doubt your sanity.

 

by punkrockskaboy
12-20-02
Christmas Eve
*creek creek creek*
Ho Ho Shit...
Ha, now I've got you santa! Your big fat ass is mine!
You'll rue the day you crossed me Clark.
I doubt that my sworn enemy. Now that I've got you, your reign of terror is OVER!

 

by punkrockskaboy
12-20-02
How could someone so jolly cause so much misery?
It was the perfect cover...I deliver toys to the boys and girls, learn the lay-out of the houses...then rob them throughout the year...different houses every time...
I knew you were up to something!! Now I know what! All the robberies...all you!
Why did I spend so much time talking?

 

by punkrockskaboy
12-20-02
See now, what you expect right now, is some extremely funny comic that includes the fact that disco sucks. Well, disco DOES suck, however, this will not be funny because it is anti-climatic.
There will be no climax to this comic, not a one...
OOOhhh...OH YESS, YESSSS....OOOOOHHHH GOD YESSSS!!!
I stand corrected.

 

by punkrockskaboy
12-30-02
I'm leaving you...that is all there is to it.
Wait!! My sweet serenade willc onvince you to stay!
This aughtta be good.
I...I just died in your arms tonight! Musta been somethin' ya said...
That bad huh?

 

by punkrockskaboy
12-30-02
Please!! You can't leave me!
GOODBYE!
Do you really want to hurt me?
Oh sweet jesus...
Do you really want to make me cry?

 

by punkrockskaboy
12-31-02
C'mon man, just give me back my crutches, I need them to get around
Hahaha...how'd you break your leg anyway?
Well, see, I wanted to look cool for my date...
Yeah?
and, to make a long story short, I wore my sunglasses at night and crashed my motorcycle into a buick.
Fuckin retard

 

by punkrockskaboy
1-05-03
I am sorry, we have found that you are too old to fulfill your job requirements. You had a good run. Many respected you out of fear. That is more than most serial killers could ask.
But I am a seasoned veteran! A professional in the field!
and what better way to go out than on top! You are the best! Go out as the best! Here comes your replacement now..
Oh please, a MASKED serial killer? How cliche. How old are you anyway?
I'll have you know I kill at a 12th grade level!

 

by punkrockskaboy
1-05-03
OK then, show me what you can do. I want to be sure I am being replaced for the right reasons.
Alright...
Amatuer
How's that?
A little while later...
Did you even SEE how messy he was??
So we have to pay for a cleaning crew. He doesn't care about health insurance OR a retirement plan. The pros outway the cons.

 

by punkrockskaboy
1-05-03
Butch's temper gets the best of him...
No good son of a bitch takes MY job...he'll see how you REALLY kill someone...FIRST HAND
So, you see...if you stab down and away from yourself, you reduce splatter in your direction, thus decreasing the mess.
Hey thanks man! I will remember that!
Oh don't mention it. I wish you luck. I have to go collect my SEVERence from that suited bastard, Mike.

 

by punkrockskaboy
1-19-03
So, in this comic, the punchline is "I slept with your mom last night".
I just don't know what to do. My life is in a constant downward spiral...
I'm your best friend, tell me all about it.
Well, my dog was run over, my girlfriend left me, I was diagnosed with herpes, and I can't quit smoking. My life can't get any worse.
I think it can.
how?
I slept with your mom last night.

 

by punkrockskaboy
1-22-03
An argument over which children's show is better...
Gary the Happy PIRATE!
THE ELEPHANT SHOW!
Gary the Happy PIRATE!
THE ELEPHANT SHOW!
Captain Kangaroo, bitch.

 

by punkrockskaboy
1-22-03

 

by punkrockskaboy
1-26-03
You're time has come
Alright then...I lead a good life
We'll see about that...heh heh
Huh?
Ay Dios Mio! My anus is bleeding!
Welcome to hell.

 

by punkrockskaboy
1-29-03
shit...

 

by punkrockskaboy
1-30-03
OOHHH!
UH!
OOOO!!!
YESSS!!
UUUUUHHHH!!!

 

by punkrockskaboy
1-30-03
You shouldn't smoke and pump gas...
Told you...
AHHH!!

 

by punkrockskaboy
2-01-03
My anus is bleeding.
No...really...
See!

 

by punkrockskaboy
2-02-03
heh heh...
On theTV...
ahhhhiieeee!!!!
DUDE! What the hell are you watching??
"When Amputees Attack".

 

by punkrockskaboy
2-04-03
Dude.
Yeah?
That girl's hot.
Yeah she is.
I farted.

 

by punkrockskaboy
2-12-03
Inspiring...
I'm drunk

 

by punkrockskaboy
2-27-03
Cleverly disguised as the news boy...
Hello? *knock knock*
You're paper money is due.
No it isn't. I paid it two days ago...
AY DIOS MIO!!!

 

by punkrockskaboy
2-27-03
ehhhhhhhh
uuuuhhhhhhh
mmmmmmmmmmuuuhhh
llllllaaarrrrgggmmmm
CUT!!
For christ's sake Micheal, what's wrong now!?
You don't pull off your arms until AFTER you eat the helpless girl's heart.

 

by punkrockskaboy
2-27-03
Alright Osama...We've got you cornered. Come with us.
It appears the game is over you American pigs! I suppose I can now show you my true form!
huh?
Now that's just fuckin weird.

 

by punkrockskaboy
2-27-03
AHHH!!!
Dude, you're taller now.

 

by punkrockskaboy
2-27-03
AHHH!! You are a skeleton!
AHHH! So are you!
But...how are we still alive and talking?
I don't know...
Cool.
Yeah.

 

by punkrockskaboy
3-31-03
At spacestation turtlehead on Uranus...
How much longer are we stationed here Ramrod?
My calculations say another 4 to 5 years Jim.
Damn. Oh well, I just finished de-icing the self icing module, I need a cosmo like Hussein needs a diaper.
I think there is some cranberry juice over here in the fridge. Check the liquor cabinet for some vodka.
Fuck! there's no more vodka! You must've drank it all during last nights bender ya damn puddle of rabbit spooge!
THAT'S what that was? I thought it was my joint oil! No wonder my arms are still stuck like this!

 

by punkrockskaboy
5-01-03
Before you pass out from the gas:
What the hell does THAT do?
SHIT! I am late for my tee time! Umm...excuse me ma'am, can you cover for me?
AFTER surgery
Nurse, have you seen my watch?
Well, if it isn't Mr. Johnson, then who is it huh? Who?
Any time:
This'll hurt you a lot more than it'll hurt me.
Do me a favor and hold my beer while I check your prostate.

 

by punkrockskaboy
5-01-03
and that's when I did it.
Right then?
Yep
In CHURCH!?!
yep.
Wow.

 

by punkrockskaboy
5-06-03
...because he pissed me off.
Right on his desk?
It seemed like a funny thing to do at the time...until he fired me.
All because he wanted you to file your paperwork?
Yeah
No wonder you're unemployed!

 

by punkrockskaboy
5-06-03
...and the doctor says it can't be cured.
That sucks.
I haven't even told you the worst part.
Should I ask?
He told me that eventually it'll make my penis look like an ear of corn.
That's just wrong dude.

 

by punkrockskaboy
5-06-03
...and THAT'S when my mom walked in.
No fuckin' way.
Yeah.
So what'd you do?
I put the cat down and put my clothes back on.
Well...what else could you do really?

 

by punkrockskaboy
5-06-03
...so I spent the night in jail and that was that.
She didn't press charges?
No. Apparently she and her family decided that it would be emotionally damaging to go through a trial.
Oh, yeah...I guess that makes sense.
In any case, the whole experience really taught me a lesson.
I hear ya.

 

by punkrockskaboy
6-04-03
WIRTHLING!
SUCKS!
Says here that wirthling sucks.
I concur.
Wirthling sucks?
You idiots! Wirthling ROCKS! Er...no, I'm wrong. Wirthling sucks.

 

by punkrockskaboy
6-08-03
Hey, you have that garage now, right?
Yeah...why?
Well, I was wondering if you would paint my car. I'll buy the paint and pay you for labor.
Yeah, sure. I think we can work that out.
Great. I'll get the paint tonight.
Cool. See ya.

 

by punkrockskaboy
6-08-03
The next day...
Ok... Here's all the paint you'll need.
Ok cool.
The next next day...
Hey, I have an idea. You go on vacation for a week. Why don't I take it while you are gone and paint it so you don't even miss the car!
Hmm...yeah, I think that'll be fine.
The day after the next next day...
I dropped the car off at your house. Your wife has the keys.
Alright, I'll bring it over to the garage and work on it this week. Have a good vacation!

 

by punkrockskaboy
6-08-03
One week later:
Hey, it's me. I'm back. Can I pick up my car tonight or tomorrow?
Uhh, yeah...ya see, my wife had her baby on wednesday so I didn't have a whole lot of time to work on it. I sanded it down and it'll be done in a couple days.
A couple days go by...
I don't have your car done yet because I had some problems with my sprayer and my sander so I gotta figure it out before I get much further.
Oh...ok. I guess...
Friday...officially two weeks and one day after the car is dropped off...
How's my car coming?
I've got it sanded and primed! I am gonna paint it today and clear coat it tomorrow! It'll be all set to go by sunday!

 

by punkrockskaboy
6-08-03
Sunday, at the assholes house...
Hi. Is Brian here?
No, he left for the shop to work on your car at 10 this morning
I was just there. He isn't there and MY CAR IS NOT DONE.
THAT SON OF A BITCH. LYING TO ME. I WONDER WHERE HE HAS BEEN ALL DAY!?!?
I'll be going now...see you later.
I'm gonna kick his ASS!

 

by punkrockskaboy
6-08-03
NOTE: The rest is fiction. However, it may become fact real soon...
Where is my PAINTED car??
Umm...about that...I...
SAVE IT.
umm...
Look, I am gonna make this real simple. My car is done tomorrow, or I am gonna rip your fucking heart out through your ribcage with this knife. Got it fucker?
Yeah, I...uhh...I understand.

 

by punkrockskaboy
6-08-03
The next day...at Brian's garage:
I am here to pick up my FINISHED car...
Of course...it's right over there. hehheh...
That doesn't look FINISHED to ME!
Uhmm...no, not exactly. But if you kill me, who'll finish it?
Everything turns black with hatred before you kill something...
THAT can be decided at a later time!
You son of a bitch mother fucker!

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