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by qwertypod
7-20-06
Don't you hear anything strange?
No. No I don't. Because this is, in fact, NOT a magical sexconch
Just past the paperthin membrane of the universe:
*SLAP* *SLAP* WERE DOING IT UHG DOING IT *SPOOHMMMPA*
OH GOD 20 TIMES SEXY *SPOOHMMMPA* OH YES YES YES *SHITBOX*

 

by qwertypod
7-21-06
AHHHHGGGHHH FALLING
I can't take it anymore! I just feel like I've got the whole world on my shoulders, you know?
Wooooahhhaaaa *ALMOST GROUND*
Everyone's always looking at me to be perfect. WELL IM NOT
*PUUUT KUNKT* Well, you know what they say: it's all good, it's all cool (until you do something that does not rule)
Pottery seemed cool at the time

 

by qwertypod
7-21-06
IM HOME HEL-- HEY WHAT. GET OUT OF THERE, ZORO CLOUD
I am the hero of the people!
NO NO. I CAN HARDLY EVEN SEE YOU. IS SOMETHING WRONG ZORO CLOUD
... I did something bad
Meanwhile...
Haha, yah. Turns out Michelle had the white ou-- HEY WAIT A MINUTE! Who put House of Wax at the top of my Netflix queue? DAMNIT ZORO CLOUD
Cumulus cock cabbage!

 

by qwertypod
7-21-06
Sales are at an all time low! We need to brainstorm new advertising methods!
What do you mean? We've never sold any of these paperclip sculptures. Also, they aren't that good
No! Look at this little guy. Hah! He's playing baseball! So cute!!! Anywayman, we need to target the common person! Just look at this ad, think of nothing, and remember what you didn't think about it
That's not even an ad. It's just a paperclip sculpture
Later...
Hello ma'am or sir! I have been traveling from house to house seeking thos--
WOULD LOOK KINDA NICE ON THE MANTLE

 

by qwertypod
7-26-06
SIR! That bottle belongs in the recycling bin!
Oh fuck! I'm totally colorblind!
Nono, I'm afraid you are confused. You're not colorblind, you're just not environmentally conscious, that's all
Oh, okay
Meanwhile, at the recycling plant...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING! I told you: red bottles in the purple bin and blue bottles in the green bin! Do you even want your $3.13!?
I'm sorry! I'm trying to be as environmentally conscious as possible! It's just...

 

by qwertypod
7-26-06
I refuse to buy/use headphones! Have you ever been listening to a great song and stood up only to find your headphones violently ripped from your ears!?
Living in fear of headphones is not going to get you anywhere, sir!
And there's nothing to blame! Nowhere to put your endless hate! It just has to boil in you; your brain marinating in your saltysour emotions... No... No, you just don't know, man
Maybe
This happened a couple panels back, but you just found out now:
OH GOOD FUCK. WHY DONT THEY MAKE THESE DAMN CORDS LONGER!? I SWEAR TO GOD, IM NOT LETTING THIS MELT MY INSIDES, ITS YOUR FAULT. MEET ME IN THE CHAMBER
ALSO, CAN YOU PUT MY HEADPHONES BACK IN MY EARS? MY HANDS ARE COVERED IN PAINT. AND YOURE RIGHT, THIS REALLY ISNT THE GREATEST SHADE OF SHITBOX

 

by qwertypod
8-01-06
I like everyone I meet and I meat everone I like!
HEY IM JUSSA BEE
Maybe I will contemplate having sex with boys! Or, at least, suggest I do in some way, shape, or form
LOOK AT ME IM OUTRAGED
Jesus! Yes?
AND OMFG JUST SHUT UP ALRIGHT THIS IS LIKE EVERY COMIC EVER EXCEPT FOR THAT COOL ORIGINAL GREAT SNAZZY ONE LINER AT THE BEGINNING

 

by qwertypod
8-03-06
No! STAY DOWN! You're dead. You can't do that-- STOP! STOP IT!
Dude, I have armor! *STLLAAGGPH* Away with you, evil fiend, for you haveth been impaled!
FUCKING JESUS! I'm tired of playing roleplayi-- I'm tired of roleplaying with you! YOU ALWAYS CHEAT
Whatevahs, foul beast!
Meanwhile, in the dimension where roleplaying is all fun and fair
THAT'S IT. YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD
DUDE I AM NOT

 

by qwertypod
8-04-06
SANDCRABS! I just want to be a rockstar, you know!?
Meanwhile, in the Universe of Empathy...
DUDE FUCK. PEOPLE WHO WANT TO BE ROCKSTARS HAVE TOTALLY LEGITIMATE DESIRES
Hah! You are straight-up outraged! Reminds me of the time I looked at any soccer mom anywhere
GOD?
Yah.... Haha, hey! Have I ever told you about Man-handled Mommy Mondays? Oh man... Heaven is great!

 

by qwertypod
8-07-06
Aren't you that tea cup from Beauty and the Beast?
Haha, yah!
So what are you doing there? Like... jumping?
Haha, oh no! That's not motion! It's just an ellipsis!
Um, okeydoke. I trust you have met your torture quota for this week?
You are standing on a pile of dead English teachers

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