RIGHT NEXT TO MY DANCING JAMES BROWN DOLL

Author: qwertypod

Date: July 21, 2006

by qwertypod
7-21-06
Sales are at an all time low! We need to brainstorm new advertising methods!
What do you mean? We've never sold any of these paperclip sculptures. Also, they aren't that good
No! Look at this little guy. Hah! He's playing baseball! So cute!!! Anywayman, we need to target the common person! Just look at this ad, think of nothing, and remember what you didn't think about it
That's not even an ad. It's just a paperclip sculpture
Later...
Hello ma'am or sir! I have been traveling from house to house seeking thos--
WOULD LOOK KINDA NICE ON THE MANTLE