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by tryclide
1-05-04
Ed and Pete have an intelectual discussion...
Ha ha ha... ha ha... ha ha.....
hur hur hur hur hur...
Ha ha ha... ha ha... ha ha
hur hur hur hur hur...
I got the munchies.

 

by tryclide
1-05-04
Hey rich, you wanna go down the pub?
Yeah, what the hell.
*walking*
Umm.. do you have to bring your guitar?
Hey, I dont question your lifestyle!!

 

by tryclide
1-05-04
mmmm.. Im so gonna enjoy this sandwich........
??????
What the fuck was that??
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY SANDWICH!?!?

 

by tryclide
1-05-04
When I find that bastard who took my sandwich.. im gonna tear him a new...
Pete! Did you see... hey, whats that behind your back?
...nothing...
AAAAHHHH MOTHERFUCKER!!!

 

by tryclide
1-09-04
Shit, I forgot to wipe what I wrote off the blackboard.....
What did you write?
I wrote "Jesus is a c**t" to piss off Atkins.
You twat! Why did you write that!
Bad Joke Adam.
I dunno. He is a c**t anyway.
WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

by tryclide
1-09-04
Adam is talking to lemon over the net...
I know I talk loudly sometimes..
But its not my fault! It must be genetic or something
lol, ok
And tell simon to stop moaning about not being in my comics!
lol, ok

 

by tryclide
1-09-04
lol, ok
You allright lizzie?
lol, ok lol, ok lol, ok lol , ok lol, ok lol, ok
What the hell..
Yes readers, your eyes do not deceive you, lemon has got a monkey to type the same message over and over while she goes to make a sandwitch!
I hope im doing this right, the last thing i want is her to come after me with that frying pan again...

 

by tryclide
1-13-04
Its Simon Casey, the time traveling detective!
Watch simon as he whirls through space and time......
And watch him make the most elementary mistakes..
I SAID AD NOT BC YOU BLASTED CONTRAPTION!!!!
?

 

by tryclide
1-17-04
Simon is in the car with his girlfrend.. (Ok, its not a car, use your friggin imagination!)
Si, dont dare honk the horn, My little sister is asleep!!
Oh... what shall I do...
Simon, I am your good side! You must not honk the horn, you know it to be wrong!
Dont Listen to Him! Think of how funny It will be! Do it!! You know you want to!
Thats funny, there should only be two voices...
Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it!!!!!!!!

 

by tryclide
1-18-04
Peter is conversing with Atkins, the posh south african guy...
And remember, A one eyed monster is a tenner.
Yes, I know. I neet a job. I haeive no one eyed monsters left.
Well, why not try a job at Mcdonalds?
........
You taking tha peas?

 

by tryclide
1-18-04
Atkins is doing his job, unaware of the terrible trick about to be played on him.
Aei cant beeleeve Ieim doing thees.
Good day to you sir. I would like a falay of fish sandwich, on lightly toasted base of foccacia bread, with no mayo, hold the mustard, extra gherkins, and spare me the tomatoes.
You taking tha peas?

 

by tryclide
1-26-04
Whats brown and sticky?
Oh God, when will someone tell him he's not funny?
A Stick!
Hey look, its Dave!
How were the white stripes then Dave?
Fucking fantastic!!!

 

by tryclide
1-26-04
Adam, Im worried about the intulectual content of your comics. You havent made any attempt to engage the audience on any sort of cerebral level.
You seem to be a victim of this "dumbing down." Please rectify this fault in your otherwise exelent comics.
You want inulectual huh? Well you're gonna get it bitch.

 

by tryclide
1-26-04
Forsooth, what a stench! It Doth offend my nose as though it would leap from my face!
Alack, I doth detect the vile seepage! Twas as If hell itself had opened up, but did not a wise man say, that he who doth report the stench, did the deed?
A faux on you for saying such things! You thou'art an ipudent rouge, and it scorches mine eyes to look at thou!
Am I not the only one here courting with a fair wench? Check your words before you slander me so!
Alas, Alack, you speak the truth! Oh woe is me!

 

by tryclide
1-28-04
We would like to apologise for the crumminess of the previous comic. Normal programming will resume shortly.
I realy need a shave.

 

by tryclide
2-04-04
Tell me truthfully scotsman, what happened!
Ach! twoo tha grrreen horrrble spiderrrr!
You what?
Tha grrrrrren spiderrrr trrrashed ourrrr vilage, and all that ye see beforrrrre ye was wrrrrought by it!
Huh?

 

by tryclide
2-04-04
You bloody scots! I can never understand your stupid accents!!
And youre all stingy gits! Whats wrong with you?!?!?
Ahem!
Oh shit...

 

by tryclide
2-09-04
Okay people, Im starting to run out of Ideas, so i decided to get something to heat the comics up...
Thats right, I bought a robot!
So how are you feeling Mr Robot?
I am t00 sexy for my shirt, t00 sexy f0r myshirt. erR0r eERr0R ERR0rr...

 

by tryclide
2-09-04
kahahaha, another juicy snack..
Before I slay you, I have to.... OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT!?!?
huh?
Damn it, I always fall for that one...

 

by tryclide
2-09-04
Im gonae go beat the shit outa Adam for tekkin tha piss oot o tha Scotish. You comin?
Aye, what he said was totaly uncalled for.
Who coould that be?
*knock knock*

 

by tryclide
2-11-04
Father, im having trouble with my faith...
Well, what is troubling you my son?
I just dont think its plausable for god to exist anymore....
OH MY GOD!! HERITIC!! SPAWN OF SATAN!!!
Hey, youre supposed to be helping me find religion again!!
AAAAHHHH!! SAVE MY SOUL FROM THIS DEVIL JESUS!!

 

by tryclide
2-11-04
Come on God, give me a sign or something! If you want me to belive in you, give me some proof that you exist!
No? Nothing?
See, this type of shit is why I don't belive in you anymore!!
Ah, but you're praying to me, so fuck you!

 

by tryclide
2-11-04
ow.
This comic is teh suck.

 

by tryclide
2-11-04
Grrrr...
?
Shit.

 

by tryclide
2-11-04
Were you just hammering a nail into your head?
Errrr... No....
It sure looked like you were.
No, I was.. er.. checking for lice...
Oh, right. Lice. Of course.

 

by tryclide
3-06-04
Adam is watching an "adult" movie...
This is actualy quite depressing...
If that fat ugly guy can get three girls in a hot tub, why cant I?
Every porno film should just be called, "This is never going to happen to you."

 

by tryclide
3-08-04
In other news today, the president of America announced his government policy on terrorrisommm.
What do you mean thats not how you say terrorrisommm?
Ah, bite me.

 

by tryclide
3-31-04
I HAVE 2 FIND DA WIZARD!
BLAAARGH! I AM DA DRAGON
OH NO, I AM DEAD!!!111
w00t!! j00 R Pwned! IR u83r l33t!!!
Thank god thats over.

 

by tryclide
3-31-04
Bitain, while seemingly tranquill, is a country under seige.
Within these streets wages a battle so feirce, it threatens to engulf all civilised folk.
It is a battle fought by every man and woman. The war against the townies.
Waat!! I din go skool or naffin! Im only sevenaaeeen!!

 

by tryclide
3-31-04

 

by tryclide
3-31-04
Shit! I submitted that last one by mistake!!!!
GAAAH, I AM SUCH AN IDIOT!!!!!!!

 

by tryclide
3-31-04
Rudies hate anyone who differ from their own social conventions. Grungers, Goths, and indykids are prime targets for abuse.
Oh great, fucking townies.
Your f**kin grunger innit! I f**kin ate grungers!
Rudies dont like to be corrected, and usauly resort to violence, no matter what the reasoning skills of the innocent party.
Im not even a grunger you idiot. Leave me alone, im busy.
Shaap innit! Im arda dan u! I'll bang u out!
However, they are induvidualy weak, and if not in a large pack, they will often resort to threats, or simpy run from trouble alltogether.
Look you social reprobate, ive neither the desire nor the will to have this discussion. Get out of my way and get a life you skinny git.
urr... huh? Dur...... I mean, I'll get my crew on u!

 

by tryclide
4-01-04
Ogres have layers, onions have layers.. you get it?
Yknow, not evebodylikeonions. Everybodylikecake! Everybodylikecake! Ev-
SHUT UP DONKEY! We're like onions, not cake!
well yknoweverybody likeparfait, parfaitmustbethe mostdelicious thingontheplanet!!!
God I hate my life.
Youevergoupto somebodyandaskem andtheysay "hellnoidontlikeparfait"...

 

by tryclide
4-05-04
U gwan taek da order?
Braaaaiiins....
You takin da pees? Jan don haeve no damn braens! Joo gotta peek sometin from da menu!
.....braaaiiins....
Ah told joo! Jan don hav no damn brains! Get out of de restraunt!
Fine, forget it! I'll go somewhere else!

 

by tryclide
4-11-04
Coco the monkey was lost in the big city...
Coco searched for his owners with only his banana to keep him company.
Its just me an you now banana.
And then he ate it.
oops.

 

by tryclide
4-11-04
As I was saying, Coco was lost in the big city...
And.. hang on, that's not a city!
What the heck are you doing??
Oh, sorry, i got bored. So I decided to mess around with the bluescreen.

 

by tryclide
6-03-04
Consuming mild drugs at a party has its pitfalls...
Huh? Where is everyone??
Yo! Adam! Have a puff on this man.
Ah, dont mind if I.. *COUGH* *HACK* *COUGH* *ARF*
Woah.. you allright?
It burns..

 

by tryclide
6-03-04
RAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
Whats that you say?
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR???
No, I did the washing up last time!
Okay, fine!! I'll do it!

 

by tryclide
6-03-04
Can I talk to you about our new roomate?
Sure, shoot.
He's loud, he's blunt, he never does the washing up...
So like I was saying, he's a standout guy.

 

by tryclide
6-03-04
I think we're in trouble..
RAR?
Its the end of the month, and we dont have enough money to pay the rent..
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!
You know, you cant solve all of life's problems by setting fire to them.

 

by tryclide
6-03-04
Ah crap, here comes the landlord now!
I am the evil landlord!! I demand the rent! Hand it over this instant! Muhahahaha!!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!
Ow.

 

by tryclide
7-25-04
So, is it true that you have a ten incher Adam?
Ten! Hahahahahaha!
Ha ha...
.....

 

by tryclide
7-25-04
Hello, I'm a posh dinosour.
Eh what what? Tally ho, chucks away, chortle chortle.
I'm so lonely..

 

by tryclide
8-18-04
Whilst walking down the street..
Pockets.. heavy with crud.. trousers slipping.. must.. keep.. trousers.. up.. without.. looking.. conspicuous..
Okay, an isolated alleyway. No one will see me as I ajust my trousers, like so..
What the hell are you doing!?! MY EYES!!
NAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

 

by tryclide
8-18-04
I'd like to introduce a new introduction to the comics. He's my helper, and.. erm, what was your name again?
Helper be my name!
So helper, I'm hungry, can you make me a sandwich?
Nope.
Thats not very helpful..

 

by tryclide
8-18-04
Well, what food can you make?
Pie soup.
Pie soup!?!?
Who in hell hired you??
You did. You be the writer, stupid poo.

 

by tryclide
8-18-04
Okay, apart from making pie soup, and speaking with appauling grammar, what useful things can you do?
I do this... actrobatics!
Oh wow! Thats realy something!!
Shame that such a stunt could never be seen in a crappy cartoon like this.
Yessy, definitely is.

 

by tryclide
8-20-04
Bad news helper, I got rejected from my Uni.
Wow, me got into mine! Happy happy happy hardy har har!
So, er, what gonna do now?
Well, first of all I'm going to kill you...

 

by tryclide
8-20-04
Serious though, you could got through, if hadn't done no work all year.
Is real waste. Only let yourself down though. Should have listen to teacher.
I'm going to sharpen my knife.
Yay dinner!

 

by tryclide
9-16-04
Oh God... those early comics were terrible!
No! No! Its too horrible!
We weren't that bad were we?
Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!

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