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by xxausrottenxx
12-06-03
...
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who the hell are you
bam margera
im going back to jail
was i just punk'd?

 

by xxausrottenxx
12-06-03
listen robb, just hear me out
you have one panel
the reason that nobody really likes you is that your not punk enough! you need to embarass old fat guys and steal your moms car more often
why the fuck would i do that?
dammit thats what mtv told me to say, lets see if theres anything else here about being punk
he had his panel, im goin back to the forums

 

by xxausrottenxx
12-06-03
ay me! ive lost the persuasion of todays youth, im just another burnt out skater like tony hawk
hey im not a newbie anymore, ah jesus christ this guy is being so loud, maybe ill let him have one more chance.....shit
oh yippie!!! youll see what its like to be punk in no time!!!
come on rob, just keep on the happy face.....happy face
now what we need now is a cinematographic fade out
ill be downstairs

 

by xxausrottenxx
12-07-03
hi......
ah fuck this is too good to be true
please dont make fun of me robb, my moms makin me do this today
ooh id never......
please dont make fun of me robb, my moms makin me do this today
oh man this is hot, i think this is part where evan bends over, i hear hes going commando today too! oh yippie!

 

by xxausrottenxx
12-08-03
so, what am i doing?
were going to that bar...right there...and your gonna get me beer
i have one question tho
alright....
......wait what are we doing here
agh, thank you god, you got what you wanted.....i hope you enjoyed that

 

by xxausrottenxx
12-08-03
alright alright i forgive you, now were gonna do this agai......agh what the fuck!!!
ok lady, im gonna tell you this again, your gonna go in that bar and buy me bee......ooh....hey robb
ooh
ok let me get this straight.....my mom buys you beer?
oooh.....thats your mom......i think she has herpes now.....sorry

 

by xxausrottenxx
12-09-03
Boy, this year is going to be an interesting one.
Why, boss? Production is through the roof, and morale has never been better since we all switched to Geico.
That's just it! The Naughty Index is up to 98% this year! We're overstocked!
Holy Jizz Turrets Santa! What are we going to do?
just as the plan has been all along, dress up as two ordinary homosexuals on a binge for bondage toys, and fill the world with the joy it once held so very long ago
but santa, theres a republican in the office this plan is never going to wo.....oh fuck it

 

by xxausrottenxx
12-10-03
hhm?
...
...cute

 

by xxausrottenxx
12-10-03
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hehe.....hey buddy! you got a dickfour on your shoulder!!
hhm....well whats a dickfour?
hehehe
...you're such a bastard
no, thats not it, its for fu....oh you got it

 

by xxausrottenxx
12-11-03
mom i dont understand why we have to go visit your goddamn sister every christmas, its so boring there and all she does is show off her hemmrhoid scar tissue
i dont really know, but its become one of those traditions that normal families have
so what, were not a normal family
i know....
but please....dont ask her why i told you that cottage cheese comes out of her coot....shes really defensive about that

 

by xxausrottenxx
12-11-03
a little while later
oh, hello peter, im glad you showed up this year
what am i showing?
is my sister here?
is it me, or did your titties get bigger since the last time i saw you
i think im gonna be hangin out with him
no no robb, it isnt like that, you see......thats not beer hes drinking

 

by xxausrottenxx
12-11-03
well god dammit, lets get this family shit over
agh fuck! this fuckin blows, why the hell did god brand me with this life i lead??
whoa, who was that?
well robb, theres someone you havent met before
woodstock?
yes, but that time i wanted a son

 

by xxausrottenxx
12-11-03
say hello to rogerr, robb.....
he's..........
gorgeous!
gorgeous!
did anyone see that one coming?
it boggled my mind......wait no it didnt its the topic of the competition.....insanity

 

by xxausrottenxx
12-11-03
....toxic axphyxiation? wow, you are a genius rogerr
it took a while tho, that bitch didnt seem to die
oh i know, i tried to kill oprah like 3 times last week but she always seemed to know it was coming
didnt you know all celebrities have chips inserted in their brain, its nearly impossible to knock one off these days
so thats why the pope is still alive?
no, hes a member of the AARP

 

by xxausrottenxx
12-16-03
Happy Birthday Jesus! Santa sends his love...and this present.
That milk-swilling glory hound? Put it with the others.
...and I want a doggy, and another leg for Jimmy, and a seashell, and a Polly Perky Tits dolly,and...
For the last time, I'm not Santa!! Now go play in Saddam's bunker.
but, i loved the anna nicole smith show...
hey....if i cant masterbate, nobody can BWAHAHAHA!!!!

 

by xxausrottenxx
12-16-03
Happy Birthday Jesus! Santa sends his love...and this present.
That milk-swilling glory hound? Put it with the others.
...and I want a doggy, and another leg for Jimmy, and a seashell, and a Polly Perky Tits dolly, and...
For the last time, I'm not Santa!! Now go play in Saddam's bunker.
i want mommy to come back
agh kid this really isnt my territory, now wheres that elf, i needs me my jizz turrets

 

by xxausrottenxx
12-21-03
fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive
fitty cent?
you such a wankster
gooooooooooooooolden
but...this cant be right!
oh golly, that ashton kutcher put you on the hell list....it looks like you got punkd.....its kinda funny if you think about it
(cock)riiiiiiiiiiiings
oh god....oh god...this is unpleasant
do you even realize whats its like living with a finger up your asshole?? now shut up and stick it in

 

by xxausrottenxx
12-21-03
this christmas, ask for nothing but lots and lots of cigarettes!
what did ya get for christmas?
i got me nine ladies dancing!
he ate the other 6
somebody help us.....please...

 

by xxausrottenxx
12-22-03
Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over.
I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year.
Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day.
And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas!
...just dont tell satan on me
this is the LAST time i call those friend finder numbers

 

by xxausrottenxx
12-22-03
Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over.
I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year.
Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day.
And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas!
when i said fuck christmas, it was one of those figures of speech
well thats not how i took it, and i cant find the paris hilton tapes, so come here, pumpkin skin penetrates easily

 

by xxausrottenxx
12-23-03
on the 11th day of christmas, there were 11 pipers piping
the 11th day....
ok, the other 9 still think were in mexico, break out the pipes
we piped them already....what should we do now
whoa...
theres the liqour store, and this time remember that sanitary napkins and vodka arent the same thing, please

 

by xxausrottenxx
12-23-03
hola
hola
donde es me pantalones?
aqui!
um.....los...gimme...la them
haha you suck at speaking french

 

by xxausrottenxx
12-24-03
Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over.
I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year.
Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day.
And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas!
And people do their Thanksgiving shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until December! FUCK Thanksgiving!
you're a whore, you know that

 

by xxausrottenxx
12-24-03
what the fuck is this?
im rediculous!
do you do anything cool
check it out
this is pretty rad
i just gave you head

 

by xxausrottenxx
12-27-03
you must be british or something
you must be illiterate or somethig
you must be jewish or something
no no, its more punk this way, trust me

 

by xxausrottenxx
12-29-03
so boinky got the "you did something cool" badge from areallystupidguy
but its cool
just wait to see what coolness that i have in store

 

by xxausrottenxx
12-30-03
2004 approaching, sir!
Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it.
OH... MY... GOD!!!
What is it, corporal?? What do you see!!
dude we are way too old to be playing army men anymore

 

by xxausrottenxx
12-30-03
ouch....nevermind that was a cliff

 

by xxausrottenxx
12-30-03
2004 approaching, sir!
Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it.
OH... MY... GOD!!!
What is it, corporal?? What do you see!!
nothing sir! just got a boner
good show, private, good show

 

by xxausrottenxx
12-30-03
they took off all our cloths and searched us for plutonium
thats silly, they couldnt find an entire planet on one person
well what happened while i was gone
well i stood here, i changed bodily positions, stuck a nail in my head, pretty boring shit
you didnt masterbate while i was gone, did you?
oh its ok i used your bed so i didnt dirty any of my blankets

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-01-04
99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL
99 BOTTLES OF BEER
YOU TAKE ONE DOWN
AND PASS IT AROUND
98 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL
sorry i dont speak english

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-01-04
hey man what are you doing, you cant drink that, beer before liquor, never been sicker!
unless you drank your liquor first, liquor before beer, you're in the clear
...
youve got pretty titties

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-01-04
2004 approaching, sir!
Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it.
OH... MY... GOD!!!
What is it, corporal?? What do you see!!
...your mom

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-01-04
2004 approaching, sir!
Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it.
OH... MY... GOD!!!
What is it, corporal?? What do you see!!
i see 2004....dumb ass
...carry on

 

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by xxausrottenxx
1-06-04
i am the king
i want to be king, i must use the daggers
oh no i killed the king, im going crazy
i am macduff, so i have to kill you
shit im dead...and my wife has a penis, this isnt my day

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-06-04
i didnt start reading othello yet, but this is how it should be
hey you wanna dress up like dinosaurs and have anal sex?
sweet!

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-06-04
where are we going?
were gonna walk to a church and pray or something, by the way if you tell me a story you get dinner for free
ok, here goes...
this is gonna be good

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-06-04
our dad is old
he cant sell things anymore
hello son we can start a sporting goods business
i saw your girlfriends boobies
dad died the death of a salesman
nah, i just cut the brakelines in his car

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-06-04
Good evening. We have a developing story out of New York City where a riot is going on right now. Let's go to Phil McCracken live on the scene.
I'm here with Red Thompson, who has been a witness to the carnage since the beginning. Red, can you tell us how this riot started?
well i was marching in the gay pride parade when all of a sudden someone broke out the jizz turrets
its official folks, this joke just got old!

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-06-04
Good evening. We have a developing story out of New York City where a riot is going on right now. Let's go to Phil McCracken live on the scene.
I'm here with Red Thompson, who has been a witness to the carnage since the beginning. Red, can you tell us how this riot started?
...no im not giving you any more acid

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-06-04
Good evening. We have a developing story out of New York City where a riot is going on right now. Let's go to Phil McCracken live on the scene.
I'm here with Red Thompson, who has been a witness to the carnage since the beginning. Red, can you tell us how this riot started?
why do i have to stand in front of this backdrop, its congesting me
CUT!

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-07-04
hey
i think i can see my house from here

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-07-04
whats a matter?
im scowling, cant you see?
whats a matter?
wait, what? you're gay?

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