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by zegonsn
4-16-07
So, uh, you've covered most of the office, but I still don't quite understand my job here
Oh, of course! I forgot! Follow me please
You're to monitor the cup levels in this cooler carefully, and the moment the cup level drops to zero, you yell "CUP CRISIS!" and we'll refill it
Wait? What? That's it? Why do I get a cubicle then?! Or a printer, or computer?!
Well, I mean, come on, a printer without a computer would just be silly.... and if you didn't have a cubicle, where would you put the computer?
Oh, ok.

 

by zegonsn
4-17-07
Hm... Looks like there's only one cup left. I suppose I should let them know. Now if only I could remeber what it is I was supposed to yell
oh, yes, ahem: CUP SITUATION!
AHHHHH DEAR LORD, DID YOU HEAR THAT?! THE BEAST HAS RETURNED!! WE'RE ALL DOOMED! AAHHHH, I CAN'T FIND THE CYANIDE CLOSET!
Or maybe that wasn't it...

 

by zegonsn
4-24-07
Ooh... that guy's a cutie... 'lil clean shaven, but I like 'em that way
mmmm
Wait, wait, what did you just say?!
Oh, sorry, forgot to change that from a dialog box to a thought bubble
Oh, ok

 

by zegonsn
4-24-07
Greetings, young one! I am Zymandus, your spirit guide!
Woah, I have a spirit guide?! Awesome! So what about your friend over there?
Oh, him? He doesn't say much He... has a condition... a crotch condition...
?
Itt's... wheere... my... moouuuth.... iss....

 

by zegonsn
11-11-08
Damnit, Samuel, it has been too long I tell you!
Indeed
Here in space I find myself now longing again for the verdant pastures of that planet we so long ago forsook
I was actually referring to sex
Yea me too. It was a euphemism.

 

by zegonsn
11-11-08
Oh Polyphebus, me love... this cove be so empty in yer absence! I pine for ye, old friend. Oh what memories yer empty cage brings!
I hope you're happy in space old friend... I hope you're happy...

 

by zegonsn
11-11-08
So I was thinking I might actually move to space
Really? It does seem to be all the rage today. Although personally I don't see the appeal
You're kidding. Do you know what it's like up there? Well, lemme tell ya!
Let's make out!
It's legal in space ;)

 

by zegonsn
11-11-08
*DING*
Oh heavens! The doorbell? It's been ages since we've had any callers!
Hello there, I heard you have a room for rent, and I'm looking for a place to stay here in space.
Well, I'm afraid I own all the rooms here and I'd rather not part with them
Can I have your cage?
Good luck getting me out. This thing is welded shut like a mofo.

 

by zegonsn
11-11-08
I wonder if ramming it with the long boat was overkill?
Guess the cage is mine then. Score.

 

by zegonsn
11-11-08
Oh Polyphebus, my love, I'll be out in a second. What was that terrible noise?
Uh... was Polyphbus the little bird guy who was in the cage?
The one who was totally breathing like a minute ago?
Oh god... this is not something I can deal with while pooping

 

by zegonsn
9-16-09
BROS
Bro let me tell you, sometimes in life you have to make some tough decisions, you know? Who to hire, fire, promote, admonish; who's house to infest with your brood...
Yeah..
FOR
I know when being a cop is tough, i just put on my Toad the Wet Sprocket cassette and rock out until I feel cool again.
LIFE
Dude, rightous. You seem like a nice dude to infest
There's one weight off your shoulders!

 

by zegonsn
9-16-09
hello?

 

by zegonsn
9-16-09
Man, sex -
ya said it good friend
I was gonna say more...
well say it
now I don't wanna.
dick.

 

by zegonsn
9-16-09
We can make this work-
No

 

by zegonsn
10-05-09
dustfinger go
it never runs out

 

by zegonsn
10-05-09
gonna figure it out
together!
gonna sing a cool song
forever, together!
gonna get off this cloudy wasteland
never! never!

 

by zegonsn
10-05-09
breakin my balls here larry
gonna give me the knuckles or what?
bro, i already told you i told you i got knuckles, ok
yeah well i don't see 'em

 

by zegonsn
10-05-09
who put this bench here
it wasn't me
its right in the way too

 

by zegonsn
10-05-09
welp time to hit the road
i wonder what else is a good place to count trees

 

by zegonsn
10-05-09
ha!
steve...
sorry.

 

by zegonsn
10-05-09
I have bad news.
No matter how good your novel is...
nobody is going to read it if you call it "the biggest nugget"

 

by zegonsn
10-06-09
whoever put the table on the ceiling - good move
i just like the slots
they're fun too
but that table is really making me wet right now

 

by zegonsn
10-06-09
we really shouldn't be in here together

 

by zegonsn
10-06-09
man i wish i could score some knuckles
i'd ask that squirrel but they don't have knuckles
maybe the spooky house? those are a good bet for knuckles often

 

by zegonsn
10-06-09
DONT WHISPER
i am so happy to see this
YOU SNORKLEMAN
"DANGER KING" is such a good series
GARB IT.
I wonder if he's gonna get out of this bank ok...

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