How many letters? 4! (+3 if ya count the gerund!)

Author: zegonsn

Date: November 11, 2008

by zegonsn
11-11-08
Oh Polyphebus, my love, I'll be out in a second. What was that terrible noise?
Uh... was Polyphbus the little bird guy who was in the cage?
The one who was totally breathing like a minute ago?
Oh god... this is not something I can deal with while pooping