All comics by 4X4

 

by 4X4
4-27-05
I hate to say it, but your smartass time machine took us Pensilvaniah
That's not how you spell it; spelled-
LOOK! A BUG SPRAY GHOST!!!!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

 

by 4X4
4-28-05
McDognald's, how can I help you???
Umm..
Umm...
This will take fucking ages
Huh???

 

by 4X4
4-28-05
McDognald's, how may I help you???
Listen, slutbrains, can I have a Stankey LeapFrog nuggets portion of 6???
Sir, can you please use manners, us minimal waged payed individuals have feelings as well.
*Sung to P.I.M.P by 50 Cent*
He thinks I don't know gangsta slang...
*I dunno Watcha heard bout me, wether I do or not have HIV, but I'm gonna blow this place up to square 3, If you won't serve me lunch you spaz-ee!!*

 

by 4X4
4-28-05
Hello, Yo-Yo, I recently went on holiday and this elephant said he had a Bar Mitzvah! What in god's name is that?
Da-ad! You're embarassing me in front of everyone!
EVERYONE LOOK AT MY B-E-A-UTIFUL CREATION, SHE'S BLUSHING!!!

 

by 4X4
4-28-05
USHA!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE!!! I CAN'T WORK IN MCDOGNALD'S ANY MORE!!!
Oh sheesh, you're quiting too easily!
Fine, you work there for 2 days instead of me and see what bullshit this health wasteland is like
FINE!!!
Psst, by the way, the shop is owned by my dad, heheheh...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

by 4X4
4-28-05
McZognald's, I mean, McDognald's, how can I help you???
Hi, can I like, ask where's like, the toilet?
You see the sign that says toilet this way??? Than go where the arrow points. The sign is towards your left!
Hmm...
Later
Yo-Yo might have a point...
Like, I kinda got lost, can you like, tell me the like proper direction???

 

by 4X4
4-28-05
McDognald's how may I help you?
Can I have a 6" Rice cake and disease sub???
Sir, You're thinking Pubway, it's right next door
Oh FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FU-
SHUT UP BEFORE I'LL RIP THE FORESKIN OF YOUR DICK WITH A MACHETTE!!! CAN'T YOU SEE THERE'S A FUCKING 16 MILE LINE BEHIND YOU AND YOU BLABBER YOUR MOUTH WITH NOTHING BUT BULLSHIT!!!!!!
Well, how rude! You don't ever see ME swearing like that, do you???

 

by 4X4
4-28-05
NcDognald's OOOPS I mean McDognald's, how can I help you???
The High roller I am i'd just like to comment that this food is producing barely consumable burgers with disapointing low class quallity and other foods of such nature...
Sir, are you going to order anything???
No, I just said what I did to take the jolly soul out of you. I'm not taking it back, as Shakespeare said 'What's done cannot be undone'. I bid you good day...
Grrr... COME BACK AND ORDER SOMETHING RIGHT THIS MINUTE, YOU CUNTY YUPPIE!!! YOU DON'T WANT ME TO COME OUT THERE AND SQUEEZE YOUR TESTICLES SO HARD SO THEY'LL EXPLODE!!!!!
Try me, you dog!!!

 

by 4X4
4-28-05
Welcome to McDognald's, home of the Angry meal. Can I help you at all???
I'll just have a Deep fried whiskers chips box for one, make that 2, no 3, NO, 4! Wait, I changed My mind, One Bite Burger with Bulldog tail bacon, NO, one Giant rotwiler clam, NO, sorry!
Come on, bitchspawn, decide... Yo-Yo Has a point, I think I might even sneak out early...
Two ratblood Mcflurries! NONONO, SORRY! A sandbox yellow salad, NO, make that a mouse wellington salad. NO, I CANNOT DECIDE!!!! WAIT, HOLD THE PHONE ! One Alley cat meal, hold the fur, No, wait, With-
DECIDE AND STOPPED PLAYING WITH YOUR FUCKING HAIRDOE BEFORE YOUR EYEBALLS WOULD SEE YOUR GOLIATH TITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, I'll then just settle in for a Big Bulldog Brunch Bun, Wait, What's the time? Is it past 10:30 yet??? [Oh no, here she goes again...]

 

by 4X4
4-28-05
So, was I right???
Yes, you were right, so many retards in one go!
So, do I get to stop working at McDognald's??? HUH??? HUH???
Of course not, silly!
Rookie lesbian shit
You work twice as hard and most of the money goes to me! I'll never let you give the money to the ever lasting Tsunami appeal. It's all a waste of time... Our valuable time...

 

by 4X4
4-28-05
McDognald's how can I... DAAAAAD!!! A CHICKEN!! WE CAN KILL IT FOR OUR WET NOSE CHICKEN WINGS!!!
NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Help me, you gotta help me! I'm lost! I'M LOST!! GOD HELP ME!!!
Calm down, poor hen, I'll help you if you just calm-
WAAAAAAAAH! WANT MY MOM!!! MOMMY! MOMMY!!!
SHUT UP YOU CRAZY CRITTER! BECAUSE I AM VERY UNSATISFIED WITH MCDOGNALD'S AND ITS CUSTOMERS, AND I WASN'T TRAINED FOR THAT, I'M NOT FUCKING HELPING YOU UNLESS YOU CALM DOWN!!!
Oh, wait... There's a cell phone in my bag... AND IT'S MINE!!! HALLELUJAH!!!! Sorry for the trouble

 

by 4X4
4-28-05
Welcome to McDognald's... um where are you???
I can't see you ...
I can't see you!
Oh, brother...
I CAN'T SEE YOU!!!!

 

by 4X4
4-28-05
McDognald's, can I take your order
One 20's Movie Flashback burger!
That order sure fits you!
Stop bieng racist to duo-skinned people...
You are ILLUSTRATED black and white, not skinned!
Over My dead body...

 

by 4X4
4-28-05
McDognald's, your order sir?
TAKE ALL THE MONEY FROM THE CASH REGISTER AND PUT IT IN THE BAG, SLUTHEAD!
*GULP*, Here you go
THANKS, NOW DON'T MOVE A MUSCLE! IF I SEE THE COPS, I'M COMIN' BACK HERE BITCH!!
HURRAH! WE RAN OUT OF BUSINESS!
OH NOOOOOOOO!! WE RAN OUT OF BUSINESS!

 

by 4X4
4-28-05
So that's how my dad ran out of busniness...
So, I'll find you another job!
But try to make it better than the last one. Pleeaase...
Don't threat
I'd really like to work as a pilot
I've got to find that school where all the shitbag trouble makers are

 

by 4X4
4-29-05
What was that??? Oh, of course! My Yum Chums want to tell me something new! Yum, Yum, what's going on in my tum???
Always wear a condom for safe sex!!!
Oh, and Birth control pills!
So be sure to listen to my Yum Chums just in case Michael Jackson or another pedofile comes to YOUR home! The Yum Chums will be back with more adventures!

 

by 4X4
4-29-05
So, what's the good news???
I found new a new job at Limpy! And I'll work at Royal Albert Hall as a comedian
I can Picture it now, Millions of fans hanging on too my every joke!!!!
Now I definetally know you're on pot!
You don't say!?!

 

by 4X4
4-29-05
BOOOOOOOO
So, how the fuck are you? Well, I just like to say we have guest attendant, John F. Kennedy, alive and well!
YOU STINK!!!
What about those doctors at Finchley Memorial, they can't tell between an X-ray to a manta ray, Ha? HA???
Fuck your mama!

 

by 4X4
4-29-05
What is she on about
WATZUP, LOOK AT ME, I'M 50 CENT I ROBBED THE MOFAFUCKING BANK I'M GOING TO JAIL WAWAWA!!!
BOOOOOO*HISS*BOOOOO
NO PLEASE NOT THE TOMA-
TOES

 

by 4X4
4-29-05
Hello. So let me tell you about my relationship with Dexx. He was one racist bastard with a potty mouth attitude! And if you know what I mean, he was in a tomato farm naked for too long ;)
THAT'S SHIT!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
At least they won't burn this place down...
Mistake...

 

by 4X4
4-29-05
So, how many of you retired of bieng your lazy selves? No, better question, how many of you got fired for 'Slow' Progress???!!
Little fuck
What kind of comedian are you, anyways???
THE FAILING ONE, NOT A LAUGH MADE FROM ANYONE!!!

 

by 4X4
4-29-05
hmmmmmmmm i am going to save a guy or 6!
im still crazy from my computer!shit shit shit shit please shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit shit down i meen sit down.
DONT WORRY ILL FUCK YOU BUT I MUST SAVE YOU SO FUCK OFF!
cant you just piss me off or atleast shit on me?
GO FUCK YUR MAMMA YU FUCKER GO FUCK AN OLIVE U FUCKING HELL AND DONT SAY OLIVE RING BECAUSE FUCK THE OLIVE!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR YOU STOLE MY LINE U MOTHA FUCKA HAHAHA FUCK YOU ONION RING I WANNA SHIT ON YOU.YOU MOTHA FUCKA P.S OLIVE RING!

 

by 4X4
5-07-05
At the psycho club a fast food called oh never mind lets say something else like..... THE FUCKING FAST FUCKING FOOD FUCKING CRAP AND THE PEOPLE IN IT ARE LAZ FUCKING USELESS CUNTS A.K.A BARSEREDS!
Welcome to the fuckiest fast food sick king how can I fuck you?Really could i fuck you?????????????
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU CALL THIS FUCKING PLACE IT LOOKS LIKE FUCKING CHICKEN WITH WINGS!ANY WAY I WANT A QAURTER POUNDER WITH FUCKING POWDER AND SHIT VOMIT!P.S FUCK YOU YOU CAN FUCK MY ASS!
A fast food guy whogemaflip!A brailnless blind bitch tell the difrence THERE ALL FUCK!P.S ITS SICK KING'S FAST FOOD TRAVELING DAY!FUCK ASWELL!
Oh nice going fuckas you fucked the place into a motha fuck psycho idiot place where everyone dicks around!
Um... could i have a BLUE motha fucka burger and a BLUE FUUCKING HELL THIS PLACE IS FREAKY BECAUSE IT'S NOT BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And......... time to fucking quit and fuck a shit!!!!!!!!!!
THE FUCK WITH THIS YOU DIDNT FINISH THE FUCKNIG COMIC YOU DIDN'T MAKE A THIRD BACKROUND AND A THIRD FUCKING CHARACTER!

 

by 4X4
5-10-05
We're ba-ack!!!!
Oh, tits...

 

by 4X4
5-10-05
Dad, How can you afford to rebuild this hellhole?
Well it's a long story...
5 hours later
And that's how I got the money to rebuild this heaven upon earth...
I think I'm gonna barf...
that's my girl!

 

by 4X4
5-10-05
Ah, the see...
Ao fucking dirty...

 

by 4X4
6-17-05
How may I help you?
One McFlurry
That would be 99p please. Wait, don't you rape every saturday?
No
I pull buff boys

 

by 4X4
6-17-05
You are gonna sacrafice that Baby just 'cause you think he's witch, are'nt you???
You cowardly bitch, go snog a cow!!!!!!
Umm...
That isn't a baby, that's your dead cat!

 

by 4X4
6-17-05
We have just converted to Sikhism!
The far east ROCKS!
Oh yeah?
yeah!
Later...
MJ is innocent!!!
I'm gonna get that judge...

 

by 4X4
6-17-05
Come on you Turkey, we gotta get the presents round!
COMIN', COMIN'!!!!
And after this he'll stuff me and cook me like it's 1987...

 

by 4X4
6-17-05
AAAAAAHHH
Poor kid, thinks she can push-
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
That was a piece of cake!

 

by 4X4
9-30-05
Fuck, we're stuck

 

by 4X4
10-01-05
Sorry sir but raping is illegal in this Country
But what about MJ?
That was more of the kid's fault

 

Usha's Cockspinel uncle
Usha, this came out of your pussy
And your mom's a willy wanker
by 4X4, 10-04-05

 

by 4X4
10-09-05
I'll kiss you're feet
Meh
I'll pay your mortgage AND Buy condoms each week for you
Hmm...
I'LL EVEN RECOMMEND AN EXCELLENT SET OF RESTAURANTS!
All that to get promoted, and at McDonald's!

 

by 4X4
10-09-05
DELETE THE ACCOUNT!
DELETE THE ACCOUNT!
DELETE THE ACCOUNT!
DELETE THE ACCOUNT!
DELETE THE ACCOUNT!
DELETE THE ACCOUNT!

 

by 4X4
10-09-05
Good People of America, I have come to set one thing straight! I have set the new prohibition law of Cocaine in the Whithouse. I Gurantee, under no circumstances will Cocaine be used in Washington to
Come in the way of politics, except for pain relief, making Dick Chaney dance the hoochey coo again, and making me delibertatly forget the reason for starting war with Iraq.
*Mouth away from mic and whispered*
Tommorow I shall apoligise to the British for the driving their Prime Minister To a life of Southern Texas retartdation. Thank you, and God Bless America (*and illegal crystalines*).

 

by 4X4
10-09-05
*Reason-for-starting-war-on-Iraq fake*
People of America, I have come to state the reason why I started war on Iraq. Basically, one day I was checking my E-mail, and I found nothing has changed. Heaps of threat letters and fake*
$50 coupons at Sears. I came across a letter titled, Enlarge your Penis. The letter read, Add 4" to your penis. No hastle, no ques at the plastic surgery clinic, just results! I clicked to find out
How to Enlarge my Weenie, and it said Start War on Iraq. So there, you're question answered, and a good answer since I'm no Bill Clinton. For More Info go to www.toostupidtobepresident.com Thank you!!

 

by 4X4
10-09-05
This issue is bleeped, Pretending it's on national Television
Hello F*cking Amercinans, You little C*ck Suckers are probably wondering where the F*ck was I, Dick Chaney. Well I'll tell you you little sh*thead no-good c*ntfaces. Well, I was being a f*cking ass
This issue is bleeped, Pretending it's on national Television
Down at the motherf*cking Whitehouse, Helping the idiot b*stard friend of mine we call the godamn president, George W. Bush, Make dumb, retarded decisions like making you p*ssies pay twice the sh*tty
This issue is bleeped, Pretending it's on national Television
amount of ravenue tax you would usually f*cking pay, so you'll b*tch to the Crappy council to have our C*ck-licking asses on a torch faster than Baywatch Sl*t Pamela Anderson getting c*m on her face

 

by 4X4
10-09-05
At the Premier of Fahrenheit 9/11
Joel Stein, NBC Eywitness news. Is true you Hate the President?
Well, to be honest, I love George Bush, and is work. Not in a Gay way, but as a friend!
I always enjoy throwing darts at his photo in my bedroom, and my repeatitive dream of me shooting him with a Fo-Fo and Dick Chaney Sliting his throat
Thank you, I, guess... Back to you, Nancy!
The lesson you learnt? NEVER ASK THAT QUESTION AGAIN!

 

by 4X4
10-09-05
At the Premier of Fahrenheit 9/11
Joel Stein, NBC Eywitness news. Is it true you Hate the President?
Well, to be honest, I love George Bush, and his work. Not in a Gay way, but as a friend!
I always enjoy throwing darts at his photo in my bedroom, and my repeatitive dream of me shooting him with a Fo-Fo and Dick Chaney Sliting his throat!
Thank you, I, guess... Back to you, Nancy!
The lesson you learnt? NEVER ASK THAT QUESTION AGAIN!

 

by 4X4
10-09-05
Good people of Britain! I, Tony 'Rabit Ears' Blair, will now tell you why I joine The President of the USA, George W. Bush, in the war on Iraq. Basically, If we wouldn't send in the Black Watch
Et cetera, then America would make us get VISAs, like every other country the American Immigration board ask dumb questions. Secondly, even though we have recruit ads everywhere for the army, if we
Wouldn't have helped the president, he would've Buzzed 10 Downing street so fast the speed of light would question it. 3rdly, you wouldn't want to win the EuroVision, would you? Cheers for listening!

 

by 4X4
10-09-05
David Cock, Best-Of-British hunter caught drunk-driving in Houston
I think he should brutally eaten by a pack of hungry wolves which we HAD to let go since the banning of 'The Hunt', the biatchy bloke!
The soldier that got arrested for abusing Iraqi prisoners
I think the little druggy leader should be sent to a car bombed land, wear boxy desert uniforms, and forced to blackmail poor people you don't even know that speak in a foreign crazy languege!
Some Crazy Latin Dude
What I suggest? Stuff him in a boiling pot of thermite and leave him to die! Wait, what did you say about the actions prisoners suggest won't actually be put to thought?

 

by 4X4
10-09-05
Open the FUCKING door right now!
Now Listen good, asswipe!
Yes, what?
Care for a sample of Kangaroo moose?

 

by 4X4
10-09-05
one shity day a victim of insanatary mind(it means when u tell a waitor you have poop on your plate
holy fuck a moly there is a peaice of poop on da plate fuck ass waiter come ere
sorry but **** in the comic strip below was to insanatary to be shown
why is dere a fucking piece of shit on da plate wat do you think i am gay u mothya fucker peice of shit
holy ***** ill get a *** to clean it be right back
and so the victim was horifllying goerge w bush
I cant belive ha thought i was gonna eat healthy food like vegs and meat and drink wine nope he is a dum ass peice of shit or dum ass peice of bitch dont know?

 

by 4X4
10-09-05
O.K
Well well well,what r u doing here?Yoda!
Yu der chaleng santu clus!feer miy raf
O.K
Well well well,what r u doing here?Yoda!
Yu der chaleng santu clus!feer miy raf
SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUY UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Well well well,what r u doing here?Yoda!
Yu der chaleng santu clus!feer miy raf

 

by 4X4
10-09-05
Care for a sample of Kangoroo Moose?
Umm, no, but My pet once one, wait a minute, I'll get him.
Hiya
Shit...

 

by 4X4
10-10-05
umm........
Beep boop Beep
Lets see if i go 2 www.indianilovecurryeveryday.co.india.uk i might find well.....THE BEST SHIT IN THE WORLD DRUMROLE PLEASE!CURRY!!
And this is what happeneds in the p.c
We got a fucking order from the fucking boss fownload the best shit in the wrold curry!
Still no sunscrean.com fuck!
To be cotinued.....
I am the ghost of curry........
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wheres the curry I sighned in nooooooo i wanted curry and i got a shit!!

 

by 4X4
10-10-05
Game Over please try again 2 win a box of curry!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HI
NOOOOO

 

by 4X4
10-14-05
Are you Gonna order or not?
Just a sec, I see another hot babe
Are you Gonna order or not?
Just a sec, I see another hot babe
Are you Gonna order or not?
Just a sec, I see another hot babe

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