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by Digger
11-02-03
oh JOHN, I cannot BEAR 2 C U LIEK TIHS. I M SUPER IN PAIN @ watching U
i have sum THIGN 2 tell u tho, ist liek important x2
EAT SUM FUKN POPCORN!
yes JOHN? O YES JOHN? TELL ME PLZ.
lest make luv 2 each other's faces. im tawkin nasal sex

 

by Digger
12-23-03
MARY XAMS! wat do u want 4 ur birthdday LITILE BOY?!
i wood LIEK A FOOTBALL
ok...NEXT! WAT R U TEH WANTING TIHS year 4 xmas tihs year?
i wood liek a FOTBAL
BOY R U a big fella. i bet i no wat u wood LIEK
u get ticket 4 impersonate Santa n 4 u did not give me a football last year

 

by Digger
12-28-03
i m supr sad AT LIFE! i watn 2 taek a gun n jupm off a ROOF WIHT IT!
O-M-F-G-S plz dont think liek taht. LIFE SI GRAET!! omfg its good 2!
=(
TURN TAHT FROWN UPSDIE DONW!
)=
tahts better

 

by Digger
4-30-04
ohi n welcum 2 teh NUMBER 3 news channel. We interrupt ur TV shows cause a important is happenig kthx.
tahts rite BOB, we gots a thing 2 tell u. a gunman has teh presedent @ hostage point. WE go 2 liev camra feed.
Spell "Lubricant"...
OKEWL, it muts be M O L
LOLOLOLOL thast INCORECT. u lose @ life.
nm cameraman is got lost n only got tihs.
me n teh scoobs r gonna figure uot taht ur teh mayor
plz get off my lawn fag

 

by Digger
6-28-04
OOOH B SCARD im ur evil left shoulder guy, let's do a bad things like eat pizza crust firts, im tawkin backwards
ono i m thinking about wat 2 due
dood no stfu n do a good thigns
BUTT WEIGHT, WHO SI THIS?
I M "CAPTAIN TEH DOOD" with teh powre of FITE CRIME! Here 2 tell u taht beign neutral si teh way 2 go. also im pist cuz nobuddy ever uses my advcie. =[

 

by Digger
7-17-04
HEY TEHRE! u no, since ist so sunny OUTSIDE, lest do a Pokemon fiting. k?
omf ur rite, lets do tihs thing!!!!1
GRAMPAPANTS I CHOOSE U!!!!wtf!!
HOBOSCRUB, I CHEWS YUO! k?
TEHY R TEH FITED!!!
sup?
nothin.

 

by Digger
7-21-04
HEY SHERK OLOLOLO WARE R WE GOIGN!?!?!
STFU donkey we r goign 2 save teh pirncess frum a evil tower
PRICNESS FINOA! im hurr 2 save teh day!
kthx
lest get married, O BTW im supr fukn ugly
me 2

 

by Digger
10-22-04
HELLO n welcum 2 teh news im bob n tihs si i dont care. ITS erection day @ teh wite hiouse n u no wut that mense rite? new govenor 4 the world prolly.
tahts right hank. im susan btw fukr. WE went uot n aksd ppl who tehy wur gonna voet 4 n hurr si wat tehy sed!!
porbly bush
yah me too porbly kerry
tahts amazing ofmg. well dogs as u c, its a close race. who will win? taht other guy wats his name...Grenade or soemthign. dunno. but sure.
more news @ 10 o clock, a bus gets hit by a bear.

 

by Digger
1-19-05
HEY!! mery fkn xmas n whatever! how = u?
...uhh i m good, y u so early satna?
CUZ i m hurr 2 ask u a tihng. sit on lap plz. What do u watn 4 xams?
satna tihs game is sux plus scare me. just gimme my little pony or wtf ever n gtfo plz
omg i had bonar 4 liek 2.3 secodns, kign kong has nohting on me liek denzel, im says.
u si in jail for donut have consent 2 bonar

 

by Digger
6-14-05
HEAR SI A HEROIC NOVLE ABUOT a boy named TOMMY WALKER. HERE SI HSI STORY.
i sure hoep i donut fall into a tub baht
ono
ohi dad m i adotped?
haha yeah

 

by Digger
6-14-05
shood we due it?
ya lest do it
ok lest due it
k
fag
:(

 

by Digger
6-20-05
ONO litle sitser what r we gonan do?
WE have bin stranded on a REMTOE ISLADN!
ahah lest go bowling i guess
fuku u know im vegan
*MUNCH* MMM TASTS LIEK asian or indian i CANT TELL WITH U FUKRS
we aer white castle babies, ENJYO TEH SHITS

 

by Digger
12-30-10
I M Bark Obama teh persident of your UNITD STAYTS OF AMERICA
I M THE ROCK DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON THE ROCK
KEN U SMELL WAT BRACK IS COOKIN!
I M COOKIN 4 SMELLS
I VOTD 4 PARENTS
I WISHED 4 BEDS

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