This is just a warmup.

Author: Digger

Date: April 30, 2004

by Digger
4-30-04
ohi n welcum 2 teh NUMBER 3 news channel. We interrupt ur TV shows cause a important is happenig kthx.
tahts rite BOB, we gots a thing 2 tell u. a gunman has teh presedent @ hostage point. WE go 2 liev camra feed.
Spell "Lubricant"...
OKEWL, it muts be M O L
LOLOLOLOL thast INCORECT. u lose @ life.
nm cameraman is got lost n only got tihs.
me n teh scoobs r gonna figure uot taht ur teh mayor
plz get off my lawn fag