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by DragQueen
6-20-05
So I was smoking this fat bowl with my friend-
SMEEP!
OH MY GOD YOU HAVE NO SKIN OR SOMETHING
To the death!
We were so stoned I was like "lets order a pizza" ROFL
^thud^

 

by DragQueen
6-20-05
s0 wut$ t3h up hom13
The water the water the water cooler
pffffftah 1sn't j00r n4me Indy P3te
Look look look it turned into a Christmas tree
What a poser
T3H G4Y P0WERS! G4SP! 1 KN3W IT W4S Y0U!
Is it to late to come out of the closet now?

 

by DragQueen
6-23-05
I'll just be lke "to chill with my homies of course"
hell... yeah...
dawg....
niggaz...
and hoes...
excuse me miss but i am not a rake

 

by DragQueen
6-29-05
stop looking at me
okay
I'm gonna rip your eyes out
okay

 

by DragQueen
6-29-05
sigh
what are you going to do with that hammer
this
I don't understand you artist-types

 

by DragQueen
6-29-05
IT FUCKING STINKS!!
AHHHHHHHH

 

by DragQueen
6-30-05
uuuuuuuuuuum
yeah
at least the steak was pretty good
stfu & s0meth1ng

 

by DragQueen
6-30-05
One night at a gnarly rave downtown
wewt
look at my pacifier
silly raver kids
I'm a faireeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Jump off of the roof!
.....silly raver kids
omg I'm on ecstasy
omg me too

 

by DragQueen
6-30-05
What are you smiling about?
Wouldn't you like to know
Not really.
....where are you going?
I don't know but it sounds good.

 

by DragQueen
6-30-05
WHAT IS IN THE BAG.
pfffffffffb
HEY
pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffb
IT'S 10:31
your mom is 10:31

 

by DragQueen
7-01-05
holy fuck on a biscuit
you can say that again
...holy fuck on a biscuit
errrrrhhhhh
something smells like dead people

 

by DragQueen
7-01-05
aw nuts nigguh
wut
we in jail
oh, right
you sho' got a lot of junk in yo trunk
oh just rape me already

 

by DragQueen
7-01-05
yeah so I lost my job a month ago
my boss was mad that I was having an affair with his wife, I was like "whatever maaaaaan", then my boyfriend left me and took my pants
it's kind of breezy in here
where is my apple sauce you sick pervart

 

by DragQueen
7-01-05
ho ho ho
what do you want for christmas little boy
I'm not a boy
...what are you then?
fuck you santa

 

by DragQueen
7-01-05
Greetings earth being. I have come to take your planet.
cool, wanna go to my place?
I don't know, do you have a jacuzzi?
Yes I have 5 of them
I totally forgot what I was doing.
I'm so drunk I think I just vomited inside myself

 

by DragQueen
7-01-05
I have come to circumsize yewwwww!
m3 b3's teh go4t mast3r
but you still have a penis
hehe
...sh4t

 

by DragQueen
7-01-05
doo doo doo me and my box
Come 'ere so I can grab yer ballz!
my box says "assworld teeth"
Hey who turned off gravity?!
actually I don't know because I found it
the Moon sucks.

 

by DragQueen
7-01-05
I don't know, what do you think it says?
assorted teeth
or maybe a.soreld teeth
Assworld teeth rules because it makes no sense.
I feel like I have to sneeze.

 

by DragQueen
7-01-05
if I told you I was a vampire would you believe me?
maybe
I like to eat children with some tobasco and relish
I thought you were a vampire
this is the remains of my husband he was a professional professional
everybody is a superhero

 

by DragQueen
7-01-05
ROMEO ROMEO HATH YOU ANY GREY POOP ON YOU
BLASPHEMOUS CAROLERS WITH THEIR FIGGY PUDDING CRAP
HARK O' THE ANGELS O'ER DARK, VAST GELATINOUS KITTY CATS
SPAWN OF THE DEVIL IS THE RED MEAT BROTHER!
WHY ARE WE TALKING IN CAPS?
GOOD QUESTION MAN!

 

by DragQueen
7-01-05
Allo schveetie this be God
so like, if Adam and Eves' kids had sex with each other and made more kids who had sex with each other
get to the fucking point
I had sex with my stepbrother
...
God sent me here to tell you to go atheist
well I WAS going to ask him to make my crabs go away, but that works too

 

by DragQueen
7-01-05
wow cool knife
indeed
it's shiny
this would fit nice in that big mouth of yours
sproing
yeah but it's pointy and I'd bleed and stuff-
I wasn't talking about the knife.

 

by DragQueen
7-01-05
what's up I'm a birdless bird cage
interesting...
like you'd know, goatbreath
did you just call me "goatbreath"?!
yep
how peculiar.

 

by DragQueen
7-01-05
Happy happy birthday!
Excuse me, but I don't speak "loser"
It was only a banana anyway.
Did you just insult my mother?
Lookie tharr goes the weiner mobile!
I wish I was a giant hot dog on wheels

 

by DragQueen
7-01-05
In other news, I'm going to do a backflip off of this table into a flaming hoop.
And my hair is blonde.
Okay here I go.
I had sex with a Mexican once in a laundromat.
I seem to have done a backflip over a flaming gay guy instead.
Super!

 

by DragQueen
7-01-05
we have a hammer and nails
your dialogue cuts off his head shut up
that guy in the background is a loser
I think he's a blood we should go jump his ass

 

by DragQueen
7-03-05
Hey kids! We're the Super Duper Dudes!
We've come to tell you about the dangers of-
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stupid fucking robots.
bleep bleep, bleep, bleep bleep bleep, bleep

 

by DragQueen
7-25-05
I'm sunburnt!
wait, why did we come here again?
we're camping man, yeah, this is great
no it isn't, it sucks
you're wearing heart boxers
I'm a stud.

 

by DragQueen
7-25-05
okay we're IN THE BATHROOM
happy happy birthday!
...
what's my present
this lovely box!

 

by DragQueen
7-25-05
Hallo!
what
I said, hallo!
...what
I said, HALLO!
oh, heeeey

 

by DragQueen
7-25-05
I want a pet jellyfish
that way I could inject it with heroin
that would be awesome, even though it would probably die
you're gay

 

by DragQueen
7-26-05
READ IT
What did the blonde say when she walked into the bar?
I don't know, what did she say?
"ouch"
hehe that one gets better every time!
Am I still going to die?

 

by DragQueen
10-27-05
"If children are allowed out after dark on Trick or Treat night, outfits should be made with light colored materials. Strips of retroreflective tape should be used to make children visible."
Hey guys! look at Bobby! Hahaha what a tape dork!
My mom made me wear this stuff cause it's gonna be dark out
hahaha
I'll never fit in now.. *sigh* that's it, I'm taking off this shit

 

by DragQueen
10-27-05
"school"
I had nothing else to wear except this sweater with poodles all over it
nice sweater poodle dork!
shut up punk! I had nothing else to wear!
look at this poodle dork haha
I'm still cool.

 

by DragQueen
10-27-05
I smells da jello
dude you're on the moon.
what's this about a bassoon
you're going to die
what
nevermind.

 

by DragQueen
10-27-05
is this what you humans call a "wall"?
yes it is
fascinating...
dude this snail video game sucks.

 

dude, what I say bout goin gothic
by DragQueen, 10-27-05

 

by DragQueen
10-27-05
I miss the 90's.
what do you miss about it?
everything.
I know what you mean dewd.

 

by DragQueen
10-27-05
wut da hell is you doing over thur
I was playing DDR on a soft pad

 

by DragQueen
11-06-05
tha space bubbal
it's so... bubbly
can I pop it?
no.

 

by DragQueen
11-06-05
kitty kitty kitty kitty!
miaoo
kitty kitty
aww
*smoooooooooch*
WHOA BUDDY

 

by DragQueen
11-21-05
but darling, you MUST try the clam chowder
bt y dnt lk d clm chwdr!
at least eat your peas

 

by DragQueen
11-21-05
what
I'm gonna suck the grease right outta ya!
but I am turkey bacon
you don't say!
*shrink*
oh snap

 

by DragQueen
12-01-05
what da hayel?!
yeah some d00dz ate my skin
wat do you mean some d00dz ate yo skin?!
they just took my skin off and ate it, I don't know
what do you mean you don't know?!
I mean.. fuck it! look at you and yo nasty ass talkin' shit

 

by DragQueen
12-01-05
guess what
WHAT
I have become an expert musician
really?! that's wonderful! what instrument do you play!
I mastered the Rock With Elmo Guitar

 

by DragQueen
12-01-05
look at this chub
fuckin chub
that chub bitch
LOL
what?
you said chub

 

by DragQueen
12-09-05
dee deedly dee dee deeeoooo
herlo I am the Bathroom Pumpkin
what do you mean
I don't know exactly..
well... you ARE orange
oh my gootness!

 

by DragQueen
12-09-05
Excuse me sir, I have to put out the fire.
Certainly.
excuse me ma'am, I have to put out the fire.
NIIIIIGGGGAAAA
I have to put out the-
fuck you and yo janky ass shit!

 

weeoooo
by DragQueen, 12-09-05

 

by DragQueen
12-15-05
I like you I think your SWEET
I like you too you're the coolest
...so where's this going?
lets play hacky sack
<3

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