All comics by FrixFrax

 

by FrixFrax
5-27-04
Fucking park, what the fuck did you bring me to the park for!
Mum, you like the park!
What's in the park fucking boring, birds chripring giving me a fucking headache
Mum I don't mind you swearing at home but please there are children about! Right then, lets go home then!
Oh so that's is it, I only visit her once a week, she might die tomorrow but lets stick her back in her fucking home, OK you go ahead! I'll fucking read my magazine, shall I. All alone!
I'm sorry Mum, lets go feed the ducks

 

by FrixFrax
5-27-04
Hi welcome, to Hoodz Burgers how may I help you mam!
I asked for my Hoody Fries without salt, what kind of service is this, how can I as the consumer recommend this place to my friends if you can't get my order right!
I am terribly sorry, about that I'll just go get you some more without salt
Thank you very much!
Fucking incompetent bitch!

 

by FrixFrax
5-27-04
Sorry Mum, I'm waiting on the TV repair man you can't watch your soap today!
I can fix it! I've repaired many a TV in my time!
Bugger, it's just your picture screwed up, I can fix it!
Well it's junk isn't it! Flaming TV, get on the phone to the fire service, my god they don't make TVs like they used to!

 

by FrixFrax
5-27-04
So you belive god really does exist, vicar?
Why of course yes, he made me and you what we are today!
Well why the fuck do I have bad hip and another thing would it kill you to make you speeches a little shorter I'm sitting there bored out my fucking mind listing to you gibbering on!
I am terribly sorry, you feel that way, I suggest you try another church!
Holy christ, my soaps on! Fucking vicar keeping me behind late. Stupid holy fucking bastard!

 

by FrixFrax
5-27-04
Welcome, I'm going to help you stop swearing!
I don't have a fucking swearing problem!
Now, see this is what we want to avoid!
Avoid what speak up you fucking curly haired...
Now stop! After this session you shall not swear anymore!
Hmmm...

 

by FrixFrax
5-27-04
Hey Mum, how did the swearing treatment go
It went rather good actually
It did!
Of course, now I feel like I can sing with the birds, and lay in the sun!
Well Mum, that's great, your finally on the step to a new future
Of course it didn't work! I showed him exacly what to do with his fucking swearing course and rammed my stick right up his backside! Probally enjoyed it too by the way he swings!

 

by FrixFrax
5-27-04
That was the nursing home on the phone...
Yeah?
It's your Mum, she's dead...
What?
Dead they say she had a stroke in town...
I-I I can't belive it!

 

by FrixFrax
5-27-04
It's getting late Mum, I better get going so I guess this is goodbye...
Goodbye Gran, say hello to the angels for me
Fucking hell!

 

by FrixFrax
5-28-04
And that is how, I got my wheelchair
God damn kids, stupid show and tell day, don't any of the brats do anything fun, ok Tom just switch off and slip into a fantasy!
Oh yeah Mr. Sprocker, you like my bikini, why don't you take it off!
Oh yeah, this is much better than teaching...
And then my Grandma died!
That's fantastic!

 

by FrixFrax
5-28-04
Mrs. Painintheass, what brings you here!
Mr. Sprocker! It's Mrs. Pantiass, I have just had a pupil complain, you think it's good that her Grandma died!
Here comes the "Listen" speech again, who needs to listen anyway, I'll just go into my own world!
Mr. Sprocker! You are the best teacher in the whole school, and you deserve a pay rise!
I am the best. YEAH!
Mr. Sprocker! You are suspended till you applogise to that girl!

 

by FrixFrax
5-28-04
I hate the doctors, all they ever talk is garbage, doctors... pfft.. my imgination is more fun!
You know my daughter is drop dead gorgeous like Jessica Simpson, and she has her own nurses uniform!
Damn, I wish I could have someone like her, without the having to make a comitment
You can, Mr. Sprocker, you can! YOU CAN!
I shall have sex with your daughter!
Leading to a gangreen infection... Mr. Sprocker! My daughter is 4 years old!

 

by FrixFrax
5-28-04
I still hate your guts and everything but I have to tell you this really important thing!
A meeting with the ex, is there anything worse, important thing, pah... broke a nail I bet, time to slip away!
I love you so much please lets go get married!
Oh yeah!
And I had a vaginal infection and it probably means that you have syphilis
Yes! I will marry you!

 

by FrixFrax
5-28-04
Yes it's all in hand Mrs. Painintheass, your dog will be fine!
It's Pantiass! Well just remember that...
Here we go again, time to slip into Tom's world!
Forget my dog, Mr. Sprocker! I want you, to take me, take me now! Quick before my husband sees!
I will anyday Mrs. Painintheass!
It's Pantiass! But you will, that's great, my dog, can't do without his rectal examination!

 

by FrixFrax
6-01-04
Yes Mr. Nodick, I'm aware Mrs. Painintheass has left you in charge and I'm greatful I'm allowed to teach kindergarden!
It's Mr. Nordick! Yes well I can only hope, you behave this time
Slip away... slowly!
And Mrs. Pantiass is dead and we're making you in charge of the whole school!
Woohoo! Mrs. Pantiass is dead!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

by FrixFrax
6-18-04
Hi, I'm Kimberly and this is my friend Terri. Join us, and our friends in our whole new comic on stripcreator
Yay! New Comic! Whooo!
I can't wait to start this new comic those little people are already hooked, thanks to me!
Uh... Kimberly, the comic isn't over till last panel
Damn!
New comic, yay!

 

by FrixFrax
6-18-04
Kimberly, it's freezing! Why the hell did you drag me to see Chaz's new band
I have to support him.
Hey look, theres that guy who does anything you ask him to
Hey cool, I have the greatest idea ever!
Hey Russel, I'll give you ten bucks if you stand out in the snow all day!
Allright

 

by FrixFrax
6-18-04
That concert was awsome! You could tell Chaz was singing to me!
He wasn't singing to you, he was singing to his Grandma in the front row
Oh, you know it's weird... I think I forgot something
Lipstick, but you lost that days ago... allthough come to think on it, maybe we did forget something...

 

by FrixFrax
6-18-04
Hey Mom, can we have pancakes for breakfast?
Oh god, Kimberly! I'm having one of my heavy flow days
Mom, I don't need to know this! Is there any syrup in the cupboard?
Sorry, I think there is and oh by the way Russel's Mom came over wondering if you had seen him

 

by FrixFrax
6-18-04
Hey Duke, lets get high on battery acid
Yes and afterwards we can play with each others balls
I think we have the biggest balls in the world
We sure do Duke!
Fin.
After we've played with each others balls, I'd like to rim your ass
That's our silly old Duke! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

by FrixFrax
6-19-04
Hey Duke, I got a massive erection today!
Oh really, can I see it?
No, it went away before I had a chance to show you
Damn, I was really looking forward to seeing you erection too, what caused it?
Fin.
I was watching your Dad in the shower, while listening to Enya
That's our silly old Duke! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

by FrixFrax
6-19-04
Hey Duke, I just ejaculated
Have you been watching my Dad in the shower again?!
No, actually it was your Grandpa, I didn't mean to but hey I got you a cream bun to say sorry!
Well I do like cream buns *eats*
Fin.
It was quite difficult, I had no paper so had to use that cream bun you just ate
That's our silly old Duke! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

by FrixFrax
6-19-04
Kimberly your late! Please be seated! Now class remember those personality tests you took two weeks ago..
Two weeks ago...
Kimberly, I don't understand this test
Relax Terri, just tick anything it's not like they'll judge us for a work assignment
Well those tests where actually judging you for a work assignment!

 

by FrixFrax
6-19-04
Hey Duke, I just tried to suck my own penis
Really, did you manage it?
No, actually I think I broke my neck
Oh you better go to the doctor!
Fin.
I can't Duke, I'm refused treatment after switching heart pills with viagra
That's our silly old Duke! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

by FrixFrax
6-20-04
Hey Duke, I've just been trimming my pubic hair at my genitals
I liked your genital hair, why did you have to cut it?
My Grandad is going bald, so I made him a wig out of it!
Hey, well maybe I should make my Grandad a genital hair wig!
Fin.
No Duke, you can't, your Grandad just died, I forgot to tell you, oops!
That's our silly old Duke! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

by FrixFrax
6-21-04
Hey Duke, I had a wet dream last night!
Your lucky I just dreamed about a panda, he was called Lei-Ung-Tung-Yung and went to school, what was your dream about?
Well, I was masturbating while watching you and Ricky Martin giving each other blow jobs, whilst Jennifer Love Hewitt sang Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush
Whoa! That's some dream I'd hate to be the one to have to clean that underwear, hehe
Fin.
Duke, I'm still wearing that underwear!
That's our silly old Duke! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

by FrixFrax
6-21-04
Hey Duke, I was playing with my new telescope last night!
Oh cool, did you see any stars?
Nope but at the right angle, I can get a good view of your anus
Oh cool, did it look all blue and stuff, and did you see it's rings?
Fin.
I did see a ring, and it didn't look blue but it certainly looked fuckable *wink*
That's our silly old Duke! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

by FrixFrax
6-22-04
Hey Duke, I just...
Yes I know, I'm physic
Oh really well if your so physic, what am I thinking right now?
You thinking, that I wish Duke would give me a blow job
Wrong! I was thinking about giving you a a blow job, smart ass!
That's our silly old Duke! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

by FrixFrax
6-22-04
Yes Mr. Sugarcoat, I understand clearly what to do!
Thank you Kimberly
Hi there, welcome to Shop and Save
Just this bible, dear
OK, one bible... now what was I do again, I think I remember... shout the name of the item into the till, no wait, Mr. Sugarcoat! I don't know what to do
Praise the lord!

 

by FrixFrax
6-22-04
B, 57
Bingo!
Hey Terri, isn't this fun! I can get all the naked women I want!
Gross! I'll leave the sponge bathing to you then, Rod.
Excuse me son, my friend is in need of a good sponge bath!
No problem!

 

by FrixFrax
6-22-04
OK, is she all ready for me?
Not she dear, he, Alfred! He's ready for your now!
This scene is too gross for anyones eyes...
Oh, sonny... that is fantastic... if you could just move you hand down a bit... oh sonny, I've appeared to have gotten a bit excited...
Nooooooooooooooooo!
I wonder how Kimberly is getting on...

 

by FrixFrax
6-22-04
Mom, what are you doing here!
Shopping...
Latex thongs for men?
Just ring me up please...
Adult sex package?
RING ME UP PLEASE!!!!!!

 

by FrixFrax
6-22-04
Here we see the rare black duck about to leave his family in search for food...
Son, it's time you went off to find food!
But Mama, I dunno what food to bring!
Just anything!
But Mama, I don't know where to look!
Son, just look and see whatever you can find!
OK, Mama, I'm gonna bring loads of food for you!

 

by FrixFrax
6-22-04
Hey Mrs. Squirrel, can I have some food?
No, piss off!
Mrs. Cow, can I have some food?
Nooooooo, this my fooooood
Mama, I asked all around the forest, no one would give me any food!
Well you don't ask for food, you just take it!

 

by FrixFrax
6-22-04
I say old chap, smashing day for a picnic
Yes it is
Well, perhaps we could indulge in some tasty treats, eh, old chap?
Actually I was in the mood for some bacon, if you catch my drift...
You dumb fuck! Ducks don't eat bacon you fucking freak of nature!
*shocked*

 

by FrixFrax
6-23-04
Sure is dark in here... I hope no one planned a surprise party or anything
Well I'm just going to turn this light on now, and see if anyone has thrown a surprise party!
Nope... Happy Birthday to me... Happy Birthday to me... Happy Birthday dear FrixFrax... Happy Birthday to me...

 

by FrixFrax
6-24-04
I hate walking down this street!
Relax it's not like someone with a petrol bomb will mug us and set us on fire!
Eek!
I have a petrol bomb here, I'm going to mug you, then set you on fire!

 

by FrixFrax
6-24-04
Eek, Gads! Kimberly and Terri are in trouble! Snee get me my pants!
Right away, Captain!
This looks like a job for... Captain Superloop!
Uhhh... Captain we're too late

 

by FrixFrax
6-24-04
It was all just a dream... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Haha, Hi Kimberly! I'm just trying on a old halloween costume...
It looked so real...
You should have seen your face, if I only I had my camera with me!
In my dream last night, we both died! He was from the mafia! And we got got saved from the guy on the superloop box!
I love superloops!

 

by FrixFrax
6-24-04
Hey Man, we were just saving the trees...
Oh great, a hippie, totally "far out", hahaha, good one Tom who want to listen to all his tree bull anyway, my own world is more fun!
Freedom to love, please take my sister! Only problem is her breasts are too big!
Oh yeah, this is much better!
So it crushed your car and none of us have car insurance
That's OK!

 

by FrixFrax
6-26-04
Hey Mr. Nodick, why are we here at such a fancy place?
It's Nordick! Well it's just it' really important...
I hate important speeches, I don't have to listen to this!
I am stupid you are king, king of the world! Your just so great!
I know, I feel exacly the same way!
Well that's great, I was worried you would say no, but all the guys in the staffroom said you were gay!

 

by FrixFrax
6-26-04
Thank you Wendy, for that wonderful talk... oh wait I think I hear a knock at the door!
Will I ever see my hamster again?
Oh, Mr. Nodick, what brings you to my class?
It's Nordick! I was just passing by and thought I'd come see you babes... would you like to come to my place, my bed is nice and warm!
I really think the stress is getting to you here, I don't even know what your doing but Mrs. Painintheass is back tomorrow, thankfully
Oh your just so modest sometimes!

 

by FrixFrax
6-26-04
Hi, Mr. Sprocker! I just want to congradulate you on your relationship with Mr. Nordick!
MY WHAT!
Oh everyone knows, it's nothing to be ashamed of!
Well Mr. Gloop, I can assure you it's not the case!
It's Mr. Gloopdowarmshetowarminman !
Whoa!

 

by FrixFrax
6-26-04
Mr. Nordick, there has been a mistake!
Hey babes, I was just teaching P.E and need a hot shower, care to join me?
Look, I think perhaps I wasn't listening at the time we decided to persue a gay relationship, it's just I'm not gay!
Oh right, well neither am I... stupid fags!
Well, I wouldn't call them stupid!
I guess not *tear runs down face* You have to excuse me, I have something in my eye... *runs and cries hysterically*

 

by FrixFrax
6-26-04
Oh, your back!
Yes I am, I would like you to supervise Mr. Nodick's art class!
Point noted, fall asleep or she'll just ramble on about her holiday...
Sprocker, I just can't do this anymore, it's time you were made in charge of the whole school!
I accept!
That's good, the rocks are just covered in oil and must be polished up!

 

by FrixFrax
6-26-04
Hello, welcome to art class, I will be filling in for Mr. Nodick today, we shall draw a sketch of the skull! Let me get my paper out...
Skull Picture by Tom Sprocker
Right, that's my drawing! Lets see what you've done!
OK, my picture of the skull isn't as good as yours Mr. Sprocker, but I've tried well...

 

by FrixFrax
6-26-04
That's OK Wendy, just you add your finishing touches and let me see...
OK, it's pretty much ready!
Skull Picture by Wendy Cross
Good try Wendy... but I think mine, is just a bit more advanced than yours!
OK...

 

by FrixFrax
6-26-04
Are you sure your ready to come back to work?
I'm perfectly fine!
That's good!
YOU BASTARD! YOU FUCKING STOOD ME UP, AND BROKE MY HEART, I WANT YOU TO DIE!
Sometimes, Tom, you don't know what to say... this is one of those times...
Perfectly fine...

 

by FrixFrax
6-26-04
Oh, Mr. Nodick, what brings you here... AGAIN!
It's just to tell you Mr. Sprocker I'm going to Africa to help starving children, I shall return in October! Did you know that in Africa...
Oh great, he's not going to give me the starving Africians story, is he... pffft... your own world is better
So I was just wondering, will you take my house and car and all my money and use it well till I get back?
Sure, no problem
Great, it's just for a week but you need injections first, I can't wait Mr. Nordick and Sprocker in Africa!

 

by FrixFrax
6-26-04
OK, great, injections done!
We also discovered a slight iron problem, you have to inject this needle in your buttox for a week, might need some help!
Bye, Mrs. Panintheass, I'll send you a postcard!
It's Pantiass! Bye Mr. Sprocker and Nordick!
Emergency evacuation!
We gotta... jump!

 

by FrixFrax
6-26-04
Where are we?
It kinda looks like... the desert
We're stranded!
And we never got those rice sacks to the Africians
We're stranded out in the desert and all you can think about is rice sacks!
Sorry, it's so hot I have to remove my clothes...

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