Gran 4- Church

Author: FrixFrax

Date: May 27, 2004

by FrixFrax
5-27-04
So you belive god really does exist, vicar?
Why of course yes, he made me and you what we are today!
Well why the fuck do I have bad hip and another thing would it kill you to make you speeches a little shorter I'm sitting there bored out my fucking mind listing to you gibbering on!
I am terribly sorry, you feel that way, I suggest you try another church!
Holy christ, my soaps on! Fucking vicar keeping me behind late. Stupid holy fucking bastard!