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by Mr_Jass
8-21-02
<blink>Fuck you.</blink>
Hahahaha fs4gg0t I am on MSIE!!!!!1
<marquee>Fuck you.</marquee>
Oh, you meanie.

 

by Mr_Jass
9-03-02
So, I thought I'd try to make a funny comic in this space.
But then I thought, "What if someone doesn't understand what's going on? Shouldn't I use this space to explain what I'm doing?" So I'm doing just that.
That was the last time I argue with myself in a comic... no, it's just the beginning, no, it's the end!

 

by Mr_Jass
10-14-02
I AM LIKE SEX
this was simile
I AM SEX
that was metaphor

 

by Mr_Jass
10-14-02
FUCKING MY GOATY BUTT PLEASE!
THE BOXORS EQUALS JEWISH!
suddenly
OK, that was just weird.

 

by Mr_Jass
10-14-02
Well shit, if I tell you it ain't funny and you still read it, you can't be that bright can you?

 

by Mr_Jass
10-22-02
The Mark of the Beast is six hundred threescore and six and if you subtract one from the Mark of the Beast, you get the Mark of the Holy
I don't think it's fair that Satan gets a palindromic number.
...
Fuck.

 

by Mr_Jass
10-23-02
And the thirteenth commandment said "thou shalt kill all puny hu-mans"
Can I see where it says that in the Bible?
Sure.
Hey, this looks like your handwriting!
Hey cool! It's the guy who wrote the bible!

 

by Mr_Jass
10-25-02
Hey, why isn't Mr_Jass drawing in a background or some non-defualt characters?
I heard his drawing utensil was destroyed.
Can I see it?
Sure, it's over there.

 

by Mr_Jass
10-25-02
Hi, I'm a cow, and I'm new to SC.
A cow? What are you doing here?
Well, I was hired to be in comics with a big floating head in them. Apparantly, there'll be sexual themes to them.
Are you taking MY job, you fucking paper-thin twat?
Let's put aside our anger and buttfuck Brad's lawn gnome.
Deal.

 

by Mr_Jass
10-25-02

 

by Mr_Jass
10-25-02
In election news, Saddam Hussien gained 87 percent of the popular vote, thus making him dictator again...
87 percent of the vote? I was the only one on the ballot! Where'd the other 13 percent go?
one month ago
Today Iraq conquered and annexed Florida. This... is CNN.

 

by Mr_Jass
10-25-02
lets be the have sexes
understood
or we could the be having destroy all of earthlings and for us taking possesions of they
understood
which are your preference be?
sexes.

 

by Mr_Jass
10-25-02
i kinda love you
i kinda love you
i kinda hate you
i kinda hate you
i pity the foo
i tell your fortune

 

by Mr_Jass
10-25-02
You blinked.
Did not.

 

by Mr_Jass
10-26-02
THIS IS A STUPID TEST
I AM ARE PASSING THE THIS
Yes. Yes, you are.

 

by Mr_Jass
10-31-02
They give you free ice cream on every tuesday after a blue moon.
There's a student-access-only chocolate pudding swimming pool out in the back.
Posting links to fark from your dorm computer automatically ensures they'll be on the front page.
There's a group of Mexicans on the third floor that will hum the Pokemon battle music on request.
OK, so these misconceptions aren't all that common.

 

by Mr_Jass
11-02-02
ay yi yi, we are cubans moving to Florida!
Buenos dias!
Hey wait, where's the raft?
If we had one, it would be below us.
sploosh

 

by Mr_Jass
11-02-02
Hello, this is Social Services.
Yeah, I moved and I want to inform you of my change of address.
What is your new address?
I now live at Jenny Smith, 5'4" 113 pounds, blonde with blue eyes, my house is near the scalp.

 

by Mr_Jass
11-02-02
I probably oughta inform my boss of my new address.

 

by Mr_Jass
11-02-02
Movery McMover, have you put all my stuff in boxes so you can finally move everything I own to my new address?
Yes sir!
OK then, I want you to get the largest van you have, and take it there in the best class you've got.
Are you sure you need first class and a huge van? All you have is a bowl of cheerios, a cinder block, and a Nintendo Zapper, you don't need all the bells and whistles for that.
I still have my cinder block?

 

by Mr_Jass
11-02-02
Thanks for your help Movery McMover. How much do I owe you?
This move is only $199.
Here you are.
Thanks, bye, whoosh.
Hmm, he sure was in a hurry, and... wait a second, isn't this my old house?

 

by Mr_Jass
11-02-02
Hey wait, this is my old house!

 

by Mr_Jass
11-02-02
So yeah. I didn't like the way my last joke was done, so I redid it.
And since Mexican child slaves don't sell well at this time of year, I can't send Brad a fiver.
Le dije a ir con los canadienses en la caída, pero usted tuvo que ir su propia manera.
EL STFU

 

by Mr_Jass
11-02-02
Hey Mr_Jass, I heard your moving rates were lower than Movery McMover's, so I came hear to check out your deal.
Would you like to hear about the normal deal or the Special deal?
Normal.
I fit some large crap in your car, claim your stuff as my own, and allow you to drive to your new home.
How about the special deal?
Same as before, only I buttfuck your kitty while I'm at it.

 

by Mr_Jass
11-11-02
Some puppyfucker just posted a comic that follows all the rules.

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