All comics by blackknight

Profile

 

by blackknight
4-28-09
mail's here!
hmmmmmm...is that rite? hmmmmmmmm...i would like my mails, hmmmmm....yessss, my mail, yesssss
sir, please take your mail
hmmmmmmmmm...that is not my mail, i would like my mail now sir, hmmm...yes, can i have my mail
TAKE YOUR GOD DAM MAIL!
uh... *gulp* yes sir rite away...hmmmmm, should i take it now, sir?

 

by blackknight
4-28-09
mail's here!
hmmmmmm...is that rite? hmmmmmmmm...i would like my mails, hmmmmm....yessss, my mail, yesssss
sir, please take your mail
hmmmmmmmmm...that is not my mail, i would like my mail now sir, hmmm...yes, can i have my mail
TAKE YOUR GOD DAM MAIL!
uh... *gulp* yes sir rite away...hmmmmm, should i take it now, sir?

 

by blackknight
4-28-09
THE BRITISH ARE CUMMING THE BRITISH ARE CUMMING!
Dude why the fuck do you always have to ruin history class!
....
Douche bag
CURTIS! That is not how we speak in school!
awwwww fuck

 

by blackknight
4-28-09
*KNOCK KNOCK*
hey?! trick or treat smell my ASS!
OH CRAP! ITS JESUS! IM SORRY!
*KNOCK KNOCK*
have fun in hell little buddy
dammit

 

by blackknight
5-02-09
I love lamp... you love lamp?
No I don't love lamp sorry...
Bitch no love lamp...
What dumb bitch...eh?
What is bitch?
I dun know...

 

by blackknight
5-02-09
I heard you called me a bitch yesterday?
What is bitch?
A bitch is a female dog.
Oh I done bitch last night.
So you did a female dog last night right?
Noooo! I did you silly bitch.

 

by blackknight
5-02-09
Gimme coin?
No....
Gimme 2 coin?
Nooooo....
Gimme my 3 fucking coins now!
Noooooo!

 

by blackknight
5-02-09
I need you kill hobo now!
If you say so boss
It is time!
No noo! stay back!!!! aaaaaaaaarggggggh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Gooood job child time for your reward heheheh!
Oh my god please no not another blow job please! Noooooo

 

welcome to hell jimmy
that jesus guy wasnt lying...
by blackknight, 5-12-09

 

by blackknight
5-12-09
ok, so u sure you wanna be in the biz??
yeah....
well, i don't think your the kind of (ahem) "person" we need
are you saying people won't pay to have sex with a rabbit?
dam shes rite
...see...you know you want to

 

by blackknight
5-12-09
calm down children, calm down! your parents paid good money for me to come here now chill out
SCREEEECH! SCREAM! *ouch* YAY YAY PARTY PARTY!!!! W00T
wat the -- put that god dam knife down!!!! children no!!!! omfg!
*stab* hahaha, im bleeding SCREAM!!!! YAYAY IM BLEEDING!!!!!
i will not be held responsible for any of the events held here
wat is that?! it looks like a gun!!!! oooooooooooooooh!!! shoot shoot shoot!!! *pop pop* oww you hit me,!!!now im suffering internal bleeding!!!! W00T

 

by blackknight
5-12-09
Rudolf the small dick reindeer had a very tiny penis
And if you ever saw it you would say thats fucking small!
All of the other reindeer use to laugh and call him names
They wouldn't let poor rudolf join in any fucking sessions
Then one foggy christmas eve santa came to say "Rudolf with you dick so small wont you fuck my mom tonight?"
Then all the reindeers said "What the fuck!?!"

 

by blackknight
6-02-09
Nice fire hose
thats what she said.
HAAAAAAAAAAHHH HAHAAHAHAHA OH MY GOD THAT IS GOOD SHIT!

 

by blackknight
6-02-09
So I says to him how can she be pregnant if you never had sex with her? and you know what he says
What did he say?
No no you said it wrong you gotta say "what he says?"
Fine what he says?
Well you know what he says he says well i don't fucking know maybe she went and got screwed by some pimp or sumtin'
ummmm wow is dat it?

 

by blackknight
6-02-09
Dude I just made it to lvl 7 on demonic wars.
Dude no way I just nuked this on guy like 37 times!
Dude, no way....
Yeah, way.
Holy shi-
I know dude.

 

by blackknight
6-02-09
Dude I just made it to lvl 7 on demonic wars.
Dude no way I just nuked this on guy like 37 times!
Dude, no way....
Yeah, way.
Holy shi-
I know dude.

 

by blackknight
6-02-09
Die die die die die die die!
Shut the Fu-
No.
Don't cut me off like that bi-
tch.
God what the fuck I said stop!

 

by blackknight
6-02-09
Dude.
What?
Well I've been thinking.
Yeah.
Wanna make love?
Hell no.

 

by blackknight
6-02-09
I am gonna kill him.
Kill who?
Your mom.
Oh good one!
I know right!
.....

 

by blackknight
6-02-09
Dude I just calculated that weight of there Earth in milligrams.
Oh really? How much does it weigh?
I....uh....forgot....
Bullshit.
Well you know what fuck you its not like your doing anything!
Yes I am! Looking at porn all day is physically exhausting!

 

by blackknight
6-02-09
Oh my god!
What?
My account on this cheapo dating service hasn't recieved any e-mails yet.
Well how long have you had it?
Well in exactly 0.34257366464 seconds it will be 5 minutes.
I feel your pain man I already have 47.

 

by blackknight
6-14-09
What the fuck is this place?
This is the temple of the O Great Lord Almighty! Savior to all mankind!
Ummmmm yeah.... I am atheist...
Get the fuck out now....
What if I don't wanna?
Then the fires of Hell will engolf you in eternal dismay from which you will never escape...

 

by blackknight
6-14-09
Wha....What is this horrible place!
Welcome to the Matrix Mr. Wilson.
Th...The Matrix?
Yes The Matrix.
What is The Matrix?
Oh just a bunch of strings of code going up and down. Its supposed to save some planet or something but I don't see how that is possible.

 

by blackknight
6-14-09
So Mr. person guy
Please Call Carl.
Ok Carl why am I here?
The Matrix has chosen you.
Ok...why did it choose me?
Don't question The Matrix and The Matrix will not question you. Young one.

 

by blackknight
6-14-09
Soooooo....What do I do here in The Matrix?
Oh you know kill stuff with your awesome karate moves and stuff.
I see...
Yuppppp...Ok forget your to fat to kill anything. I am just gonna kill you now.
Another day another dollar.

 

by blackknight
6-14-09
Once upon a time, there were two boys named, Jordan (left) and Josh (right). They loved to make comics.
dude, make some god dam strip creator comics. you haven't made any in like a year!
So Jordan went to work.
All done :)
There mudda fucka, are ya happy?!
yeah dog...

 

by blackknight
6-16-09
Once upon a time at a sleepover...
Dude, I heard bout this video called "2 Girls, 1 Cup." Let's check it out
Aight dog. Lemme get to it...... here we go.
Ew...woah...oh my...eeeeehhhhh ....all rite then.... thats uh... great...
That- oh god! That has to be ice cream! That....oh god! Are they?! Ewww! Oviously lesbian.
Ohhhhhhh no. I'm scarred...oh!!! Ugh! Dude. No. *Barf*
Can I eat that vomit?

 

by blackknight
6-16-09
HOLY MOTHER****ING SHIT!!! WTF IS SHE DOING! IS THAT!!! OMG IT IS!
OMG DID SHE JUST DO THAT!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!
OMG! OMG! THANK GOD IT IS OVER! OMG THAT WAS... THAT WAS JUST....UNDESCRIBABLE

 

by blackknight
6-16-09
Hello good sir, what are you doing today?
I be wooking for dat wascally wabbit!
Sir, you're in the middle of Chicago. Where will you find Bugs Bunny?
In the walley of cwourse!
There you are! Where have you bween aww dis time?
Making... money... by... selling... stuff... like... yeah... never mind.

 

by blackknight
6-16-09
whatcha makin' there capt. dipshit?
Making me very yummy delicious Meatloaf
What fuck is meatloaf? why would they make meat into loaf form wtf has this world come to?
Well I am not quite sure what the world has come to but it has obviously come up with some very amazing things!
Pretty fucking shitty things is more like it. I mean look at the world people starving everywhere and we are eating like kings what is that!
.... i don't know i just a chef i make the food they eat the food don't questoin it....

 

by blackknight
6-16-09
Jesus, I need your advice.
Ok Timmy. But remember, you only have 2 queastions left this month... so if you don't renew your membership at "Christ's World," you mite have to die.
Yeah yeah. How do I get a girlfriend?
Hey hey hey. Ask John, he's the man! I'm Jesus the virgin. And so was my mom...so Mary had a child even though she didn't have sex!
John the Baptist...how can I get a girlfriend?
Hmm...just go up and grab her boobie.

 

by blackknight
6-16-09
Jesus, I need your advice.
Ok Timmy. But remember, you only have 2 queastions left this month... so if you don't renew your membership at "Christ's World," you mite have to die.
Yeah yeah. How do I get a girlfriend?
Hey hey hey. Ask John, he's the man! I'm Jesus the virgin. And so was my mom...so Mary had a child even though she didn't have sex!
John the Baptist...how can I get a girlfriend?
Hmm...just go up and grab her boobie.

 

by blackknight
6-16-09
Jesus, I need your advice.
Ok Timmy. But remember, you only have 2 queastions left this month... so if you don't renew your membership at "Christ's World," you mite have to die.
Yeah yeah. How do I get a girlfriend?
Hey hey hey. Ask John, he's the man! I'm Jesus the virgin. And so was my mom...so Mary had a child even though she didn't have sex!
John the Baptist...how can I get a girlfriend?
Hmm...just go up and grab her boobie.

 

by blackknight
4-19-11
Roflcopter goes woh woh woh woh woh woh woh woh
='(
woh woh woh woh woh woh woh woh woh woh woh woh
=(...
woh woh woh woh woh woh woh woh woh woh woh woh woh woh woh woh woh woh woh woh woh woh woh woh woh woh woh woh
fuck you.

Showing page 4.

« Previous