Christ's World

Author: blackknight

Date: June 16, 2009

by blackknight
6-16-09
Jesus, I need your advice.
Ok Timmy. But remember, you only have 2 queastions left this month... so if you don't renew your membership at "Christ's World," you mite have to die.
Yeah yeah. How do I get a girlfriend?
Hey hey hey. Ask John, he's the man! I'm Jesus the virgin. And so was my mom...so Mary had a child even though she didn't have sex!
John the Baptist...how can I get a girlfriend?
Hmm...just go up and grab her boobie.