Once upon a bygone time, I used to write stripcreator comics. A number of them just plain aren't funny, and I apologize for those. but if you find one that you like, I don't apologize for it.
Why, boss? Production is through the roof, and morale has never been better since we all switched to Geico.
That's just it! The Naughty Index is up to 98% this year! We're overstocked!
Holy Jizz Turrets Santa! What are we going to do?
....and when I saw Gollum making shameless plugs for Geico and refering to "Holy Jizz Turrets" I decided I was less likely to lose my brains to you than the TV.
In the middle of playing some dice monster game...
Ha ha! I get a SUPER RARE black die! I create a portal thingy. When I get my next SUPER RARE black die, I will create the second portla and beat you!
Oh no! His plan relies on something very improbable....I'm screwed! I mean, we're already really far in this game and this is the first black die he got, but still, it's only a matter of time....
next turn...
Ha ha! I got another SUPER RARE black die! You're screwed! Ha Ha! Oh crap, I rolled the wrong thing, but next SUPER RARE black die I get, you'll be screwed!
Oh god! I know he'll get a third SUPER RARE black die sometime soon!
Oh, I didn't get a black die, but....
HA HA! I got the SUPER RARE black die! I can create a portal where I want it! I am not suprized at all that a SUPER RARE black die was gotten three turns in a row!
Saddam has been captured! He was Found in a SPIDER HOLE!
So, Jim what do you think of Saddam's SPIDER HOLE?
I feel it is very apropriate that he was found in a SPIDER HOLE, and that SPIDER HOLE will be encoraging for Iraqis to believe he has been captured!
Yes, here in Iraq, people are celebration of Saddam's capture from the SPIDER HOLE.
After the break, we will show you photos of the SPIDER HOLE, a 3D rendered image of the SPIDER HOLE, and restate what we have told you about the SPIDER HOLE. Rember America, SPIDER HOLE SPIDER, HOLE!