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11-06-03

 

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11-06-03

 

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11-06-03

 

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11-06-03

 

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11-06-03

 

by fzh
11-08-03
I think I'll call Mikey.
*ring ring*
Hello?

 

by fzh
11-08-03
Hi, this is Forest, is Mikey there?
I'm Emily!
Hi Emily, Is Mikey there?
Yeah, he's downstairs.
Soooo.....can I talk to him?
Yeah, if you ring downstairs he'll pick up.

 

by fzh
11-08-03
Hod on, I'll go talk to Mikey.
Okay

 

by fzh
11-11-03
Mikey is replaced by a famous star. The movie starts with an overly dramatic jail break scene.
OH NO! I am trapped! By my accursed father! I must escape!
I shall trick the gaurds and then beat them to a fine pulp!
Hey! Look, a Duck!
Huh? Where?
Blarg!
Now, for my escape!

 

by fzh
11-11-03
Needlessly violent beating up of guards.
Take that!
That hurts!
Mikey's dad, portrayed as a psycho robot of death, is developed as pure evil.
Kick the cat while it's not looking...
Sexy female costar, eventually leads to a gratuitous sex scene
Nice bulge.
Why thank you, and may I add that you have some nice tits?

 

by fzh
11-11-03
Ending battle
I see you have arived, Mikey.
I have come to get revenge for you locking me in my room!
Mikey......I am your FATHER!!!!
NNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Hey, wait, I already knew that!
Overly Explosive Defeat
Oww!
Now you learn that putting your child on restriction never pays!

 

by fzh
11-12-03
Sexy proletarian women!
Bloody revolution against oppressors!
Karl Marx's Communist Manifesto!
In Theaters Summer 2004!

 

by fzh
11-13-03
If I was a man, I'd marry you!

 

by fzh
11-13-03
SEGAO! Fa kud y maddan vnus dra clruum ypuid cusadrehk! Bnupypmo cusadrehk oui tet fnuhk, Oui'na uh nacdenldeuh vun yhudran talyta! Huf ku du ouin zyem lamm ouihk syh!
Drec cyoc dryd dra byngehk cbylac eh dra clruum byngehk mud fana fetahat.
Ur Famm, yc muhk yc E's rana E lyh tu cusadrehk ehjumjehk so esykehydeuh....
Drnaa Faagc mydan....
Tinnnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

by fzh
11-13-03
Gydyhy Gydyhy Gydyhy Gydyhy Gydyhy Gydyhy Gydyhy Gydyhy Gydyhy Gydyhy Gydyhy Gydyhy Gydyhy Gydyhy
Y-E ..... V-N-U-S ..... NUIHT DAEPMA .... B-E-W-Y .... TANNEJENO ..... CYYYYYYJELA ..... O-I-I-I ..... F-Y-H-D .... NUIHT DAEPMA ..... B-E-W-Y?
OUI SYGA SA VILG AJANOUHA!!!
Kut E muja dra Bydneud'c Yld.
Pypo gemman.
Sycdan bewwy ryfyeyhy fedr dra vnyksahdydeuh ryht knahytac eh ran, vnyksahdydeuh ryht knahytac E ys cu vmyjunvim zicd

 

by fzh
11-14-03
Go see James Bond in: DIE ANOTHER DAY
Meanwhile, in the audience....
What happened to the classic title for James Bond movie?
You mean like "Octopussy"?

 

by fzh
11-15-03
Hero: 113/125 HP Zombie: 10000/10000 HP
I'm level 5!
I'm level 83. You have no chance to survive, make your time!
Hero: 113/125 HP Zombie: 0/10000 HP
Phoenix Down!
Shit!
You gained 193845 EXP!

 

by fzh
11-15-03
Hero: 113/125 HP Zombie: 10000/10000 HP
I'm level 5!
I'm level 83. You have no chance to survive, make your time!
Hero: 113/125 HP Zombie: 0/10000 HP
Phoenix Down!
Shit!
You gained 193845 EXP!

 

by fzh
11-16-03
Hi, I'm a vegitarian!
Hi, I'm a cannibal!
Humans, the OTHER white meat. *burp*
I take offence in that!

 

by fzh
11-18-03
Back in Seventh grade....
New kid to the Palo Alto School district, eh? I Want you to watch his social interactions!
Yes sir!
Hi, I'm Amos!
Hi, I'm Forest!
At the end of the year...
Sir, that new kid made friends with a boy named "Amos Mak" They're like bread and butter, always together!
Good, make sure that Amos and Forest never EVER have a class with eachother EVER again!!!! MWA HA HA HA!!!

 

by fzh
11-18-03
God, are you there?
Go away kid, I'm resting. I've had a rough day.
But I have a very important question I need to ask of you.
Alright, what is it?
Are them rotor turbines gonna generate gravitons by themselves?
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by fzh
11-18-03
Ranger: 1923HP fzh 1934HP
So, a guy walks into a bar, and you know what he says?
Ranger: 1923HP fzh: 1934HP
What?
OUCH!
Ranger: 1923HP fzh: -5 HP
I hate you!

 

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by fzh
11-18-03
Damn, he beat me to it!

 

by fzh
11-28-03
All in all you're just another brick in the wall

 

by fzh
11-28-03
Grr!!!
I hate you!
You Suck!
What the hell is your problem?
12 Angry Men!

 

by fzh
11-28-03

 

by fzh
11-28-03
I'm considering a career in art.
Lemme see that.
Cute little fella, aint he?
uhhhh.....

 

by fzh
12-02-03
Oh no...
What is it?
Santa's been into the Rum again.
Uh-oh, let's just hope he can't can't get into the stables this time...
You have got to be the ugliest bull I've ever seen.
Must... Charge... at... red... suit...

 

by fzh
12-03-03
Utter chaos has broken out in the small website community know as "StripCreatoria" let's cut to Jim before...
TOBOR CORNHOLE!!!!
So Ivy, how are you reacting to this situation?
I declare myself queen! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!
...Or maybe I won't...
Meow

 

by fzh
12-04-03
He made a comic about hating gabe_billings for spoiling Matrix Revolutions for him...
And that comic spoiled the movie for me.
hypocrite.

 

by fzh
12-04-03
It 11:30 and I haven't taken a shower...Oh well, I'll stay up making comics!
Look at that, 11:25 already! But I'm not tired!
Midnight, who cares! Sleep is weak!
4 and a half hours of sleep is good. I can pay off my sleep debt over the weekend!
By the end of the week.
Wajuuseh Mizzer O'hara?
Forest this is Math, not Business Law.

 

by fzh
12-06-03
Yarrr!!!
Yarrr!!!
Yo!
Yo!
Ouch!
Ouch!

 

by fzh
12-07-03
And with this magic hat, you'll come alive.
Hotdiggity, I'm alive!
What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty?
Hmmm...
It's OK, I had Subway!

 

by fzh
12-07-03
Gooch goochi koo!
he he ga ga!
BRAWKAWK!!!
OMG! A chicken got out!
Get back here you stupid bird!
WAAAAAA!!!!!

 

by fzh
12-08-03
And as the new King of StripCreatoria, I promise NOTHING with harm my country while I'm watching.
Hey, look, a monkey!
A monkey! Where?
Hey, there was no.....crap.

 

by fzh
12-09-03
Boy, this year is going to be an interesting one.
Why, boss? Production is through the roof, and morale has never been better since we all switched to Geico.
That's just it! The Naughty Index is up to 98% this year! We're overstocked!
Holy Jizz Turrets Santa! What are we going to do?
....and when I saw Gollum making shameless plugs for Geico and refering to "Holy Jizz Turrets" I decided I was less likely to lose my brains to you than the TV.
bbrraaiinnss...

 

by fzh
12-09-03
Boy, this year is going to be an interesting one.
Why, boss? Production is through the roof, and morale has never been better since we all switched to Geico.
That's just it. The Naughty Index is up to 89% this year! We're overstocked!
Holy Jizz Turrets, Santa! What are we going to do?
And so, they went into retirement...
Finally I can get a good shave and die my hair!
I think I looked better in the uniform.

 

by fzh
12-10-03
In the middle of playing some dice monster game...
Ha ha! I get a SUPER RARE black die! I create a portal thingy. When I get my next SUPER RARE black die, I will create the second portla and beat you!
Oh no! His plan relies on something very improbable....I'm screwed! I mean, we're already really far in this game and this is the first black die he got, but still, it's only a matter of time....
next turn...
Ha ha! I got another SUPER RARE black die! You're screwed! Ha Ha! Oh crap, I rolled the wrong thing, but next SUPER RARE black die I get, you'll be screwed!
Oh god! I know he'll get a third SUPER RARE black die sometime soon!
Oh, I didn't get a black die, but....
HA HA! I got the SUPER RARE black die! I can create a portal where I want it! I am not suprized at all that a SUPER RARE black die was gotten three turns in a row!

 

by fzh
12-11-03
!
Oh my gosh! We must be, like, long lost twins or something!
Umm...we were mass produced. Did you know yo were part of the NDR-26 series?
You mean I've been living a lie?
I don't think you can actually call what we do "living."
Hey guys, whazup?

 

by fzh
12-15-03
Saddam has been captured! He was Found in a SPIDER HOLE!
So, Jim what do you think of Saddam's SPIDER HOLE?
I feel it is very apropriate that he was found in a SPIDER HOLE, and that SPIDER HOLE will be encoraging for Iraqis to believe he has been captured!
Yes, here in Iraq, people are celebration of Saddam's capture from the SPIDER HOLE.
After the break, we will show you photos of the SPIDER HOLE, a 3D rendered image of the SPIDER HOLE, and restate what we have told you about the SPIDER HOLE. Rember America, SPIDER HOLE SPIDER, HOLE!

 

by fzh
12-16-03
Forieners
Stupid American warmongers!
Americans are all stupid and they all they want is money!
What now?
Americans
Stupid Bush administration warmongers!
Politians are all stupid and they all they want is money!

 

by fzh
12-17-03
Ooh, chocolate!
Huh? This wraper has a note! "A smile is the perfect goft, personal and encouraging"
awesome!

 

by fzh
12-17-03
So, what did you get me for Christmas?
This!

 

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1-03-04

 

by fzh
1-05-04
Ouch

 

by fzh
1-06-04
Yuna in FFX
I'm a humble, goody-goody Yevonite Summoner!
Yuna in FFX-2
Let's go steal spheres from New Yevon!

 

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1-06-04

 

by fzh
1-08-04
Generic FF1 character
I'm amazingly underdeveloped!
Generic FF2 character
My accuracy is so low in the beggining of the game that I miss everytime I attack, so Forest didn't play it!
Generic FF3 character
My game was never released in America!

 

by fzh
1-08-04
Generic FF4 characters
Let's commit suicide for the good of the party!
Yes, let's!
Generic FF5 characters
My brightly colored sprites reflect my happy-go-lucky atitude.
I'm really a woman!
Generic FF6 characters
There're so many playable characters that they put NO character development into me!
Hey, me too!

 

by fzh
1-08-04
Generic FF7 characters
OMGWTF? Who am I? I'm so confused!
I pity da foo'!
Generic FF8 characters
Dude, we're so plain and boring it's not funny, and yet our lives are like a crappy soap opera!
Did the espers make you forget that we all went to the orphanage together?
Generic FF9 characters
Look at me, aren't I just so cute and wacky?
I'm wacky too!

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