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by graykane
2-27-04
you know why you're here?
you're foul
you think you can woo me with your puns?
let me call you "cock."
i poop on your shoe

 

by graykane
2-27-04
i saw what you did in that john waters film.
i was going through a bad time in my life, okay?
let me choke the chicken, master.
oh yeah, well let me flog the dog.
i love you.

 

by graykane
2-27-04
This sounds like a job for...
Disease-Initiated Swelling
Elephant
Titus
Activate!
Activate!

 

by graykane
2-27-04
Vaginitis sucks. Try Monistat for fast, easy relief.

 

by graykane
2-28-04
Aargh. I'll paint the ship with ye.
Aargh. Where's a blueblood when ye need one?

 

by graykane
2-28-04
I'm afraid I've got to do it.
I understand. You'll always be okay in my book, kid. Let's get this over with.
Did you want to take your choad home with you?
Keep it. Thanks for the vasectomy, Doc. You've made my wife and I very happy.

 

by graykane
2-28-04
I'm afraid I've got to do it.
I understand. You'll always be okay in my book, kid. Let's get this over with.
There were some complications during surgery. I'm afraid I wasn't able to save him.
Who's going to pay for my boob job?

 

by graykane
2-28-04
I'm afraid I've got to do it.
I understand. You'll always be okay in my book, kid. Let's get this over with.
You're not dead. But how?
My skin is made of a titanium alloy. This was all just a ploy to draw you away from home. Right now Captain Stabbin is taking your cute little wife for a ride on the raunchy tides of webcam love.

 

by graykane
2-28-04
I'm afraid I've got to do it.
I understand. You'll always be okay in my book, kid. Let's get this over with.
Beneath all that skin you were a robot?
Want to cornhole?

 

by graykane
2-28-04
I'm afraid I've got to do it.
I understand. You'll always be okay in my book, kid. Let's get this over with.
When's this scarring tattoo going to heal? I'm so stoked. Now my nipples are pimples on JLo's ass. Can't wait to show my wife. "By the rocks that I got I'm still (I'm still) Jenny from the block."

 

by graykane
2-28-04
I'm afraid I've got to do it.
I understand. You'll always be okay in my book, kid. Let's get this over with.
It was that 13yr old girl back in Texas that did it, wasn't it. Well let me tell you something: she was well worth it.

 

by graykane
2-28-04
I'm afraid I've got to do it.
I understand. You'll always be okay in my book, kid. Let's get this over with.
Can I get your autograph? My wife's a big fan.

 

by graykane
2-28-04
I'm afraid I've got to do it.
I understand. You'll always be okay in my book, kid. Let's get this over with.
I've made you beautiful.
Thanks, Doc. Now I can get those wangs and dongs I've always wanted.

 

by graykane
2-29-04
I got mom's good looks.
Yeah, and I got her big ass. What's your point?

 

by graykane
2-29-04
I'm afraid I've got to do it.
I understand. You'll always be okay in my book, kid. Let's get this over with.
I learned my lesson. Thanks for being gentle with me, Dad.
Allowing you that knife was my way of saying no hard feelings, kid. It was a rough fight, but I think you've grown from it. You're something more of a man now. A full-grown imbecile. A man + stupidity

 

by graykane
3-01-04
I'm Afraid I've got to do it.
I understand. You'll always be okay in my book, kid. Let's get this over with.
You sure it's normal for a barber to shave another man's pubes with a knife?

 

by graykane
3-01-04
Have any you all seen Glen Danzig? He was here just a minute ago.
No toga party?
Hey, you got to check this out. Butch killed this, I don't know what it is, but we're going to eat it.
Aigh luff thiss coonass schtuff.
There's an art to fileting these things.

 

by graykane
3-01-04
Don't get me angry. Oh no... It's already happening...
sucky sucky
Wow. You are incredible.

 

by graykane
3-01-04
Did you say something?
Excuse me.
Why do I always end up with the butt of the joke?
I'm working with a bunch of clowns here.

 

by graykane
3-01-04
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh Father, help me. It's a coup de'tat.

 

by graykane
3-01-04
Aristide, who are the guys with the guns?
The American electoral college.

 

by graykane
3-02-04
pfffffrrrrp
You were going to blame that pile on the elephant, weren't you.

 

by graykane
3-02-04
Beer-Pussy Battle 1
Beer is always wet.
...
Pussy you have to work it.
...
...
Point for beer!!!

 

by graykane
3-02-04
Beer-Pussy Battle 2
Beer tastes horrible when served hot.
...
Point for pussy!!!
Ice-cold beer takes away all fear.
...
Point for beer!!!

 

by graykane
3-02-04
Beer-Pussy Battle 3
If you encounter a hair in your teeth...
...while drinking a beer...
...you could end up vomiting...
...
Point for pussy!!!

 

by graykane
3-02-04
Beer-Pussy Battle 4
Ten beers in a night...
...and afterwards you can't drive...
Ten pussies in a night...
...and not a single problem...
...
Point for pussy!!!

 

by graykane
3-02-04
Beer-Pussy Battle 5
Many beers can make you see aliens...
Many pussies can make you see God.
...
Point for pussy!!!

 

by graykane
3-02-04
I am the Interface 9Mil, nicknamed Suxi Six.
If you're a 9, why do they call you 6?
Oh

 

by graykane
3-02-04
Call me old-fashoned, Miss Six, but I'm never going to get used to technology being controlled by the porn industry.
Oh, you're not old-fashoned, Clango. The appropriate term is "out-dated."
Okay, but now the Mars Rover has been replaced with the Uranus Rover.
I love that little dog.
"Progress" as defined by modern science is climax-driven, Miss Six. Supply & Demand: the greatest demand is always going to be not to excel but "to get off."
So Freud was right. Who cares? You've got a piston, Clango-- not to mention, a really great stage name. & don't fret the out-dated thing. There's always fetishes.

 

by graykane
3-03-04
Canned Laughter
Give me a Y, Ricky.
Is this a Y, Lucy?
Canned Laughter
And what's that spell?
I Love Lucy, Lucy?
Canned Laughter and Applause
You can lower your arms now, Ricky.
No, I just came back from Club Bobalou. I'm drying my armpits.

 

by graykane
3-03-04
Oh, baby! Spank my tight, hard ass. Mmm, make it sting. I want to see a handprint when I look in the mirror in the morning.
What are you doing?
Ruth, I need some privacy! Can't you see I'm having phone sex... Oh, oh, baby, oh, oh, ah shit, now I've lost the mood!
You do realize that in order to have phone sex you have to pick up the phone and talk to someone on the other end, right?
No, silly. We're women. We can fake it.

 

by graykane
3-03-04
I'm trying to get the fag to catch on fire. My fag won't burn.
Did you put your lips on its bloody butt and suck?
Scene deleted. Private moment.
Really, I mean it. Fuck off already.

 

by graykane
3-04-04
Do something incredible, you sexy hulk.
You want incredible? I'll clean my room. By my standards, that's pretty incredible.
I meant for you to fuck me, you beast.
And now, with my herculean strength and jim-morrison mojo for flavor...
Now there's no bed! Aargh, bend me over that stop sign. I need it!
Too much mojo. Damn you, Jim.

 

by graykane
3-04-04
We're twins.
We're twins.
You know why we're twins?
Because we both cum from the same pussy.
Yeah, mine.

 

by graykane
3-04-04
Enter Mistress Missy in her usual undergarment attire. Cue Applause and Whistles.
Ling-Li, where's your twin?
Cue Laughter.
I'm Lang-Li.
I can never tell you two apart.
Cue Laughter and Applause.
But we're not identical twins.
You're pretty identical from the nose up, which is all I see of you two between my legs.

 

by graykane
3-05-04
Ready?
I guess.
Well?
Let me put it this way.
My pump's not working. Every time I pump it, it just gives me gas.

 

by graykane
3-05-04
Ready?
I guess.
Well?
Let me put it this way.
He's asking if his dad can coach him through it. I coach his baseball team. It's my job to show him how to step up to bat & score a homerun... You go, son! You can do it, boy!

 

by graykane
3-05-04
Are you ready?
I guess.
Well?
Let me put it this way.
What my son's trying to say is that he's still too young to do this without parental supervision. Now, I've called your house & left a message for your mother not to worry. I'll supervise.
You called my mother?

 

by graykane
3-05-04
Could you move a little to the left?
Thanks. The sun was in my eyes.
That's cool! With the sun directly behind your head, it almost looks like you have a halo.
I'm hungry. Let's go get a taco.

 

by graykane
3-05-04
Could you help me? I locked my keys in my car.
Damsel in distress? This looks like a job for...
SHAZAM!!!
Where did my clothes go?
Sorry. Usually it's my costume that changes.

 

by graykane
3-05-04
Where did my clothes go?
Sorry. Usually it's my costume that changes. Let me try it again.
SHAZAM!!!
Where are we?
Really, I'm not trying to do this.

 

by graykane
3-05-04
Where are we?
Really, I'm not trying to do this. Let's try this again.
SHAZAM!!!
I knew that if I said it enough times I could get my costume to change.

 

by graykane
3-05-04
Who are you?
Don't you recognize me?
MAYBE I SHOULD REVEAL MYSELF IN MY FULL GLORY!!!
So, you're one of the dead firefighters I used in my campaign ad. What do you want? An autograph?
Ronald Regan would have given me a jellybean.

 

by graykane
3-05-04
Show me your lasso.
Clinton sent you, didn't he.
Georgie, you're misinterpreting the situation.
So I should go with her then? But how can you be sure Clinton didn't send her, Cheney?

 

by graykane
3-05-04
Someone is trying to do something with one of my tentacles.
The more limp-- I mean relaxed-- you are, the more it'll go away.
It's too small for me, anyway.
Your tentacles do grow thicker when you tense up, right?

 

by graykane
3-06-04

 

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3-06-04

 

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3-06-04

 

by graykane
3-06-04
"Guess who's going to pay off President Bush's $1 trillion deficit?"
Don't worry.
It's child's play.
The Republican National Committee is warning television stations across the country not to run anti-Bush ads.
Stop looking at me like that. Them's FCC bombs. They can't be traced back to me.

 

by graykane
3-06-04
Did you know that millions of people are born everyday without an ass?
heehaw
Every time you sit down, you should remeber those tired legs that cannot rest. Asslessness or even Assatrophy is a horribly debilitating & disfiguring disease.
I just have a big hole in my back.
OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY
The USAss Program reminds you that you need only 1 cheek to perform the most basic functions, such as to sit crooked in a chair or get spanked during sex. Don't be cheap, Donate a Cheek today.
I hear you're looking for a piece of ass.

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