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Author: graykane

Date: March 6, 2004

by graykane
3-06-04
Did you know that millions of people are born everyday without an ass?
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Every time you sit down, you should remeber those tired legs that cannot rest. Asslessness or even Assatrophy is a horribly debilitating & disfiguring disease.
I just have a big hole in my back.
OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY
The USAss Program reminds you that you need only 1 cheek to perform the most basic functions, such as to sit crooked in a chair or get spanked during sex. Don't be cheap, Donate a Cheek today.
I hear you're looking for a piece of ass.