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| Did you know that millions of people are born everyday without an ass? | |
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| Every time you sit down, you should remeber those tired legs that cannot rest. Asslessness or even Assatrophy is a horribly debilitating & disfiguring disease. | |
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| I just have a big hole in my back. | |
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| The USAss Program reminds you that you need only 1 cheek to perform the most basic functions, such as to sit crooked in a chair or get spanked during sex. Don't be cheap, Donate a Cheek today. | |
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| I hear you're looking for a piece of ass. | |
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