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by BDD
2-03-03
Hello, attractive female ranger.
I'm actually male.
I am enthralled with you.
Good thing I'm gay.
Let us dance the dance of love.
FUCK ME HARD!

 

by BDD
2-03-03
Nothing. Fuck off.
Yes.

 

by BDD
2-03-03
You better be reading this, otherwise I'm going to feel pretty damn stupid.

 

by BDD
2-03-03
If you look closely, our bows kind of look like tails.
Indeed.

 

by BDD
2-03-03
I
am
the
funniest
d00d
EVAR!!!!!!1

 

by BDD
2-03-03
*reads StripCreator stuff on laptop*
Dude, get that porn off your computer!
?
...oh, nevermind, that's Jesus.

 

by BDD
2-03-03
I could make a damn good Bugs Bunny.
I suppose I'm the best Elmer Fudd.
Eh...what's up, doc?
You wascawy wabbit.
He'll never catch me, he's too stupid.
Come back hewe you wascawy wabbit!

 

by BDD
2-03-03
What little trick-or-treaters could these be? Can you guess?
Yes.

 

by BDD
2-03-03
Sorry, no actual comic here.
Just a dumb name with my trademark...
Yes.

 

by BDD
2-04-03
Is your mom the dirtiest, skankiest hoe this town's ever seen?
Poor default kid #2 hardly knows what she's saying anymore.
Yes.

 

by BDD
2-05-03
BDD, will you be my valentine?
No.

 

by BDD
2-05-03
Sure, I'm game. My hair's the spikiest, so I'll be Crono.
As just about the only SC redhead, I'll be Marle.
Why is there no female with glasses at SC? *sigh* I suppose I'll be Lucca. Go science, whoop dee doo...
Calli! callie_chan! I'm recruiting you to be Ayla. Congratulations!
Uhm...okay?
There are no frogs at SC. It will be hard to find someone to be Frog.

 

by BDD
2-05-03
Guess who gets to be Robo?
Meh...can't Red Robot do it?
You have to be Magus, for lack of a better rep. Hey, you've got the scythe!
YOU CAN NOT CONTROL ME I AM DEATH ITSELF!!!!1
...alright. You're Frog by default.
*sigh* Let's rock...

 

by BDD
2-05-03
This series will last as long as my interest in it. Enjoy, y'all.
Crono, aren't you going to the Millenial Fair? It's only once ever thousand years! Here, go ahead, I'm okay here. Here's your allowance.
*takes money* Thanks mom, you're the best!
Going...to the Millenial Fair all right! Woo hoo...gonna rock and roll all night! *continues singing*
The Millenial Fair
This looks pretty cool. Say, didn't Lucca have something to show here? I think I'll go check it out.

 

by BDD
2-05-03
*bumps into girl* OMG I'm so sorry!
No, no, it really is my fault, sorry. Wait...hey, where's my pendant? *panics*
*looks for pendant and finds it* Here you go!
Thanks! I'm uh...Marle, yeah! I'm Marle.
Nice to meet you, I'm Crono. Great fair, eh? See you later I guess...
Bye bye...

 

by BDD
2-05-03
*works on machine with father*
Hey Lucca! Sup?
My dad has helped me make a very sophisticated machine.
What's it do?
It transmits matter from one place to another. It teleports people.
Okay, right. Whatever.

 

by BDD
2-05-03
Oh, hey Crono. Doesn't this machine look cool?
Oh yeah, it's great. My friend Lucca made it.
Attention, fairgoers! My lovely daughter Lucca and I have made a machine for transporting matter! Who wants to be the first to try it?
Come on, Crono, try it!
Yeah, sure, okay! Sounds great!

 

by BDD
2-05-03
The transporter is activated, and Crono moves safely from one station to the other.
It's a great success!
Yay, Crono! Who's next?
Okay Crono, I'm going to try it too!

 

by BDD
2-05-03
What's this? Marle's pendant glows brightly as she enters the machine...where did she go? Her pendant drops down onto the floor as she dissipates.
Lucca, what happened?
I don't know, Dad. Why is her pendant still there?
Don't ask me how he knows to do that.
What should we do, Crono?
We have to save her!!! Grab the pendant and we'll both go through the transporter!

 

by BDD
2-05-03
Crono and Lucca grasp the pendant and, like Marle, disappear, leaving behind only the pendant.
WOAH!!!
WOAH!!! (also)
Where are we...?
I don't know. Let's stick together, Lucca, we've got to find Marle...

 

by BDD
2-05-03
Just a quick ChronoTrigger intermission.
WTF? Where's your body?
I don't have one! WEE hehehehehe I'm so awesome!
Hmm...it's not possible for a body to live independent of its body. You can't exist.
I hate my life...

 

by BDD
2-05-03
So now we're stuck in this semiverdant valley trying to find this girl Marle and we have no idea where we are.
That's basically it.
OMFG a monster!!!!1
So now we're stuck in this semiverdant valley trying to find this girl Marle and we have no idea where we are.
I shall smite the imp. *smites it*

 

by BDD
2-05-03
Finally after all this walking we are at the exit of the canyon. Look, a town, let's go barging in like typical RPG characters!
Okay...
Hi, where's the Millenial Fair?
Oh, look, the hero has barged into my house. I will be completely hospitable to him like a good NPC.
Marle? Millenial Fair? I don't know what you're talking about. But Queen Leene was recently rescued, that's always good!

 

by BDD
2-05-03
Okay, so he doesn't know what we're talking about. Let's try another house.
I don't have a good feeling about this.
Hi, where's the Milleni -- wait, what year is this?
Why, the year 600, great hero. What a silly question.
We're in the year 600!!!
OMFG but we live in 1000!

 

by BDD
2-06-03
So here we are, 400 years ago in possibly a foreign land. Marle could be anywhere here. Where do we start? How do we get home?
Well, let's try the castle.
What castle?
The one Queen Leene lives in. The one the nameless NPC told us about.
Oh, right, him. Let's go, then.
*begins traveling*

 

by BDD
2-06-03
I don't like the looks of this forest, Crono...
It's okay, Lucca. Just stick together.
You know the imps that run around on balls in ChronoTrigger, right?
OMFG CRONO A MONSTER!!!
*slashes beast with his sword* No problem.
My hero!

 

by BDD
2-06-03
Castle gates
Hi, we're here to see the queen.
I am the acting captain of the queen's guard, in Cyrus's absence. We're only allowing personal friends of the queen in right now.
It's okay, captain. These are my friends.
?
I am the acting captain of the queen's guard, in Cyrus's absence. We're only allowing personal friends of the queen in right now.
Since when are we personal friends of a queen from 400 years ago?
She looks suspiciously like Marle...

 

by BDD
2-06-03
The middle pannel should have the queen saying what's up in the yellow box, and nothing in the yellow box.
Yes.

 

by BDD
2-06-03
Some things you just have to interrupt megaseries for. Like Zedar's latest comic.
OMFG he's dissin' Zeppelin!!!!!!1
I'll kick that little fuckers ass...
Actually, I'll just channel my rage into a comic. At least this way he knows people read his comics.

 

by BDD
2-06-03
Crono and Lucca are taken into the castle, and Queen Leene invites them up to her room. They walk up the winding tower to find her.
This is so strange...
Yeah...why does she want to see us in private and stuff?
Wait a minute...
CRONO YOU PERVERT!!!!!!1

 

by BDD
2-06-03
The queen's room
Glad you could make it!
So queen, how do you know us?
Think about it, Crono...
OMFG she knows my name too!
OMFG Crono, it's Marle!!!

 

by BDD
2-06-03
I was hoping this random pimp would show up and say this line in The Recruit.
YO YO, WHERE MY HOES?
He didn't, and that pissed me off.

 

by BDD
2-06-03
I pledge alleigance, to this flag, that the general is holding.
HAHAHA I will kill the Union general, now she will pledge to the CSA flag! HAHAHA, Asians are so stupid!
And to the republic, for which it stands.
Yes.

 

by BDD
2-07-03
They do! Look now. Which one is which?
YOU CAN'T TELL! THEY LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME!!!!!
But since I'm a nice guy, I'll make them say things that will reveal who is who. Oh wait, no I won't. HA HA!

 

by BDD
2-07-03
I'm Detective McPork, the fat fucking cop. I eat so much food and suck so much cock my belt bulges. Once I saw a 17 year old smoking to my left, and a guy about to kill someone to my right. Who did I
go after? The kid, of course, because I'm a fucking coward and would rather bust someone for something tiny than something that actually would harm another human being. That way I get to report to my
boss (also my gay lover) and report that I made a bust. If I do that enough, I will get promoted and get more money. It's okay that people are dying from my cowardice as long as my wallet stays full.

 

by BDD
2-08-03
This is Chelsea. (the real one has nicer boobies!)
Most people would expect me to use Maura for a sexy girl like Chelsea, but don't I use Maura fucking enough already? This one has the right color hair at least. Damn, we need better girls.
CHELSEA IS SO FUCKING SEXY!!!
I am sexy.

 

by BDD
2-09-03
I smell something fishy, don't you?
Yes.

 

by BDD
2-09-03
So, who is it? Calli, Elaine, or this new Chelsea? Hmm, maybe even LaLaLaLeah?
Smooth save, default kid #2.
Before you stop reading these comics altogether, know thatthe ChronoTrigger Megaseries is only on a break, kids.

 

by BDD
2-09-03
If you must know, it's Chelsea.
Yes.

 

by BDD
2-09-03
Hey, that's EXACTLY what I looked like last night when I was hanging out with Chelsea, Alex, Levi, and Jason!
Except my boxers had chili peppers, not hearts. And I wasn't drinking. And I had a T-shirt, not a button-down. And I only had hair on my chin, not a full goatee like that.
But otherwise, we could've passed as twins!

 

by BDD
2-09-03
Quasi-evil? But I'm such an angel, just an innocent little Asian girl!
I don't know what "heart of gold" means, but it can't be good.
How the fuck does that bastard get off calling me fucking evil? Shit, I'm gonna have to go do some evisceratin' on him tonight. Hey! Default kid #2, bitch, are you even fucking listening?
Yes.

 

by BDD
2-09-03
Ah, so Jon got rid of the floating head by donating it to Captain Extant.
OMFG JON GAVE HIM HEAD! LMAO!!!!!1
I'm so damn funny. I rule.

 

by BDD
2-11-03
So, BDD, you must be jealous from all the attention BGG has been receiving from Calli lately.
Subliminal message: BGG ripped off BDD's name!!!
No.

 

by BDD
2-11-03
Batman got on my nerves! He was running me amock. He ridiculed me, calling me a bum. Batman thought he was bad. He was a fucking asshole in the first place.
I whupped Batman's ass! I whupped Batman's ass! I whupped Batman's ass! I whupped Batman's ass! I whupped Batman's ass!!!
Wesley Willis r0xx0rs!
Why the fuck am I here?
Batman beat the hell outta me, and knocked me to the floor. I got back up and knocked him to the floor. He was being such a jackoff.

 

by BDD
2-12-03
Still in the queen's room...
Lucca's right, Crono. I am Marle.
But how did you get here, and why do they think you're some Queen Leene?
Some knights found me wandering in a canyon not far from here and took me here. They thought I was their queen, who was missing.
We have to find the real queen and get you back, Marle!
The truth hurts...
You're such an RPG main character, Crono.

 

by BDD
2-12-03
Here, have some drugs.
Uh...I guess so.
Now I shall feast on your soul!!!
Get away from me you freak, you'll never take my soul! *runs off*
What actually happened...
So how do you like 'em, dude?
Get away from me you freak, you'll never take my soul! *runs off*

 

by BDD
2-12-03
You stay here, Marle. Crono and I will take care of this.
Now where should we start?
Let's talk to the king. Maybe he can help.
I had to use him somehow. WIGU Helmut is the best.
So you're friends of Queen Leene, eh? Going to see the king, I presume?
Yes, Chancellor, sir.

 

by BDD
2-12-03
King Guardia (of Guardia)
So you're friends of my wife? I don't believe I've met you.
Yes, your majesty. You see, we're from the fu --
Crono, no! He'll think we're crazy.
Ah, you're right! What can we do???
Ask him about the queen so we can get clues to find the real queen!
Sounds good.

 

by BDD
2-12-03
This is Frank. He looks like your average, run-of-the-mill alcoholic. And in most ways he is.
Just looking at his awful clothes, hair, and the way he enjoys some pedophilia when drunk is enough to throw the casual observer off. But if you look closely, even the naked eye can spot...
What's that thing in your pants, mister?
...a fatal difference. See that lable? "Bud LIGHT"

 

by BDD
2-13-03
Some people
I'm such a great drama teacher.
Try NOT giving us a quiz that asks for nitpicking details of something you hardly mentioned we needed to know.
are just
These kids will be great actors some day thanks to me.
Possibly, if you ever let us do any acting instead of inane busy work.
clueless...
I'M FROM NEW YORK! BUT NOW I DON'T HAVE AN ACCENT!
[insert punchline/witty comment here]

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