All comics by DBoba

 

by DBoba
7-24-20
Welcome
Is this hell?
no..it's purgatory...
oh...so when do I have to go to hell?
you spend a thousand years standing right where you are doing nothing..then you go to hell...
all for disrespecting Jesus?

 

by DBoba
7-25-20
Forgive me father for I have sinned
I'm not your father....you're a CHICKEN
so chickens can't go to heaven?
nope
Well then perhaps you can understand my disrespect..
Perhaps you can understand chickens don't talk either!

 

So...what happens on day 42?
Is that the day you finally run out of words?
by DBoba, 7-26-20

 

by DBoba
7-28-20
Oh shit...
What's wrong?
There's going to be 21 more days of "ARBITRARY" comics?
FUCK THAT SHIT!
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE!!!!

 

by DBoba
7-29-20
What about a website that lets you make your own comics?
BRILLIANT!
And there would be prefab backgrounds and characters to help you make your storyboard!
STUPENDOUS!
And we shall call this website COMICMAKER
wait...that sounds gay....how about STRIPCREATOR...that way web surfers will think its a porn site!

 

by DBoba
7-29-20
C'mere kid it's time for your COVID19 Vacination!
FUCK THAT...how many people have you shot up with that needle today?
SHIT...I don't know...hundreds?
You fucking idiot..what do they just give that job to anybody, like JUNKIES and SHIT?
Hey fuck you...you little prick....I'm no JUNKIE!!!!

 

by DBoba
7-29-20
Every comic doesn't have to be about COVID19
OK...I'm open to suggestions...
How about this is a fast food joint, and I'm a serial killer...
...ok...go on...
So I come in here and I slaughter like 50 people with this hammer....and then order a whopper and fries...
I'm waiting for the punch line....

 

by DBoba
7-29-20
So today I went to the bank and bought a cashier's check to pay my Publisher's Clearing House bill
last night I contracted syphillis so I had to go to the free clinic...
then I went home and washed my skivvies and hung them on the balcony to dry
...after I got my syphillis shot I went back to the whorehouse and shot the whole place up with an AK47....
The only thing I have to do now is go back home and watch reruns of Hee Haw all night...
I'm going to go down the street and scout out a few abortion clinics to blow up.....

 

by DBoba
7-29-20
somebody farted... I can smell it
It came from that closet over there
Come on out you littel fuckers and die like MEN!!!
Except the one that farted.....fuck that man you stink...
I'm gonna count to three...one.....
..wait...kangaroos can count?

 

by DBoba
7-31-20
OK so....you ready?
What's this supposed to do again?
...it's a trash compacter...
Ok so..it like crushes shit?
Yeah..I just need you to check and see if it works...
Can I phone a friend first?

 

by DBoba
7-31-20
???
Wow look Khan, we bamboozled the Narrator Soy Boy!
Yes Chan, I don't think he fully realizes the extent of our intellect!
so today we are discussing the "mechanics" of humor...what does that mean?
Well most would assume it means things like "irony" or "shock" or "visual stimulation"....
but it's none of those?
Nope...all you have to do is stimulate the funny bone....go fo the gut...humans..the most murderous species on earth..are also the only species that laugh....ain't that peculiar?

 

by DBoba
8-01-20
Hey pops...what you up to?
I'm resurrecting that old series of MOB comics..remember those?
Oh yeah, those were great...but how come?
Couple of the guys are bein' funny ya know..I gotta send 'em a message...
So who you gonna send over there first? Cuzzin' Vinny, or you gonna go right for the Jugular and send Fumbles Fingers...
death by Fumbles FIngers is agonozingly slow and painbul, but first visit is just to get their attention..so Vinny will do....he's pretty convincing...

 

by DBoba
8-01-20
Vinny approaches Rags in front of his apartment
Hey Rags..I need to talk to you
Yeah?
My client dBoba doesn't appreciate the tone of your last comic...he wants me to give you a message...
Oh yeah? What would that be?
Maybe you want to go in and check under the covers....you seen d_bacon lately? Hate for him to turn up missin'..ya know? Hey, you remember that horse head scene in the Godfather? (wink)

 

by DBoba
8-03-20
PANT PANT PANT PANT...
that was fun want to go again?
HELL NO MY MOUTH IS SORE!
OK WELL WE CAN USE YOUR BUTTHOLE THAN
THAT'S STILL SORE FROM MORNING BREAK
OH MAN DON'T MAKE ME WAIT UNTIL AFTERNOON BREAK FOR MORE!

 

by DBoba
8-04-20
CIGARETTES LIVES MATTER
SHUT UP You DUMBASS!!
OUR LIVES ARE CONSTANTLY BEING SNUFFED OUT IN THE RACIST ASH TRAYS OF LIFE!
YOU IDIOT!
HANDS UP CAN'T BREATHE!!!!
GET AWAY FROM ME BUTT HEAD!

 

by DBoba
8-05-20
my car needs an oil change
the washing machine is broke
I want a divorce...
I'll get right on that one first thing this morning!

 

by DBoba
8-05-20
Awhile back..oh say...1980 BSH (before sexual harassment)
Hey nice ass!
thanks!
want to go over my place after work and fuck?
sure!
Cool....then I'll work on that promotion I owe you!
Fuckin-A that's worth an extra blow job!

 

by DBoba
8-06-20
Welcome to Day 1 of StripCreator's virtual online learning course...my name is dBoba and I'll be your instructor...
...snooze...snore..zzz
The first rule of good comic making is this...YOUR SHIT HAS TO BE FUNNY....CAPICHE?
???
ARBITRARY! WAKE THE FUCK UP! NO sleeping in my CLASS!
WHAT? Oh let's see, today I did some laundry, then I went to the fridge and drank some plasma, then I counted my internet credits...

 

by DBoba
8-07-20
What's wrong?
I can't do this (starts weeping)
YOU? LOOK AT ME? The bottom half of my body has no feeling!
(seems like the top half doesn't either)
So what now?
I don't know...maybe suicide...homeless chicken sex with a paraplegic is pretty rock bottom, don't you think?

 

by DBoba
8-07-20
OK..now that we have the basics down, let's move on...
Throughout this class I will be calling on members of the class to get up and demonstrate key concepts...
Hey man! This class is BULLSHIT! I want my fuckin' money back!
SIT THE FUCK DOWN! I DIDN'T CALL ON YOU! OK class..can anybody tell me what key concept that type of humor was? It was obviously funny because you're all laughing so much!
chortle giggle guffaw hardee ha ha

 

by DBoba
8-07-20
OK..now we're going to watch a video..pull this up on your browser...I'll put the link at the top of the next frame...
https://study.com/academy/lesson/comedy-genre-definition-characteristics.html
Hey CHAN! Check it out..the narrators name is HO...like YOU....YOU HO!!!
SHUT UP OR I'll come over there and KICK YOUR ASS!
What the fuck...are they trying to say there was no comedy before the GREEKS?
yeah before that they thought fucking sheep was NORMAL! AHH HA HA HA HA HA!!!

 

by DBoba
8-09-20
OK...so...it appears you wise guys are already experts on comedy..judging from all the wise cracks and giggling going on
wise crack..giggle giggle....
SO..we're going to have a POP QUIZ....I've written 3 words on the board...I want you to make a joke using only those three words....TYLER! YOU'RE UP!
oh boy this ought to be good!
The three words are "SIMILE..METAPHOR..and...IRONY"
giggle..guffaw...chortle
uh...ok..let's see...are those even fucking words?..Um...my mom similed at metphor she did the irony????

 

by DBoba
8-09-20
Tyler..NO! I want you to make a joke using those CONCEPTS!
THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID YOU SAID USE THOSE THREE WORDS!!!
Do you even know what those words mean? Did you know this class has a prerequisite. It's called ENGLISH!
Hey man FUCK YOUR PRE WRECKED SHIT!
I'm gonna close my eyes and count to three...and you better not be in my class after that...1...2...
Hey man hold on I GOOGLED it,,now I know what it all means...can I buy a VOWEL?

 

by DBoba
8-09-20
Somebody else give it a try...Tyler go sit the fuck down...
this class sucks...
OK Chan what you got?
OK..check it out...Tyler, who is as dumb as a stump, cried fantastic when he realized the shit was hitting his fan...
(smiling)
SUCK UP!

 

by DBoba
8-10-20
...very good CHAN you may sit down!
Thank you Mr. Boba..here's an apple for you!
OK next we're going to try something different...ARBITRARY...get up here and I want you to tell the class a JOKE!
ME? A joke...ok..let's see..this morning I hand washed my skivvies..then I went to the store and bought some rice cakes...then...
NO! A JOKE...TELL US SOMETHING FUNNY!!!! DAMMIT!!! I AM SUCH A FAILURE!!!
Hey Teach, don't be so hard on yourself..I kinda thought that was funny...rice cakes...ha ha!

 

by DBoba
8-10-20
OK Who's next...somebody better get up here and tell me something FUNNY!
your fly is down..and your dick is really really small...
LATER THAT VERY SAME DAY...
Don't tell me.. You got beat up in school?
by the teacher

 

by DBoba
8-10-20
Hey pops everybody is saying your comedy class thing is over...they burned the school down!
They can't do that! It's a VIRTUAL class, there's no such reality!
Tell that to that chick that got a big #2 J.B. shoved up her poop shoot!
That's just ridiculous..that's an obvious counterfeit and pathetic attempt to best my unmatchable humor!
They actually burned the place down POP...I saw all the fire trucks and stuff!
You're all HALUCINATING! Comedy Class will be back BIGGER and STRONGER!

 

by DBoba
8-10-20
I like how you took that comedy class final scene script and really ran with it!!!
Great..does this mean I'm not going to be erased?
Oh no no no...I've got some super plans for you! Did you know if you jumble the letters around "erased" becomes "arsed"
Yeah..well..the next ram butt session, can we use the eraser end instead?
Yeah sure, but you looked like you were really enjoying the BUSINESS END!!!
I'm gonna have fucking GRAPHITE poisoning of the colon if you keep that up!!!!

 

by DBoba
8-13-20
Are you sure they are here?
Yep I stashed them in here like 20 years ago...
It would be under B for BIDEN right?
hell no I ain't that stupid...first place they'd look...
so where then?
I dunno..I forgot...I was pretty drunk at the time...and it was actually pretty gross...

 

by DBoba
8-13-20
If you're so al powerful Satan Lord and master of the underworld how come you gotta wear a space suit?
Because one whif of my sulferous breath would kill you
hmmm fair point...best keep that sucker on then...
OH SHIT....be back later...
Yo J...whassup?
Who were you just talking to? And don't lie to me...I'll see right through it...

 

by DBoba
8-13-20
And so, to sum it up, there WILL be school tomorrow, you WILL be required to attend...
FUCK!...Alexa..change to the weather channel!
Tomorrow sunny skies, temperatures a very nice and comfortable 75 degrees, no precipitation, winter is safely months away
SHIT! ALEXA CHANGE TO THE PORN CHANNEL!
OOooo baby yes ooooo ah ah ah ooo
Probaby the last time I get to watch Alexis Texas butt twerking videos....*SNIFF*

 

by DBoba
8-13-20
WHAT THE FUCK???
Hey man I was in a bad moped accident and they had to take some shortcuts to save my life?
so...uh...um...where is your PENIS?
That's what the hat's for.....
Shit..so you mean I actually met a for real DICKHEAD?
Probably the one and only!

 

by DBoba
8-13-20
WHAT?
Dude. What the hell?!! Halloween is like two months away!!!
Hey man I'm a pumpkin I can't tell what day it is, that's your job...
So what am I supposed to do put you in the freezer for two months?
...who carved me? I want their head on a platter!
I think you're gonna be the one on a platter, like..pumpkin spice brownies dude...

 

by DBoba
8-13-20
OR....how transvestites are made...
mmmph...
mmm...lickety lickety....
oh yeah baby....yeah that's it...a little more to the left...ooo..that's the spot
lickety lickety....CHOMP!
OH FUCK SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? OH MY GOD A COCKROACH!
Now you know why the name...

 

by DBoba
8-13-20
Wow..are you really the ghost of Ronnie Van Zant...
have you ever been down to the ghetto?
Dude..I need a song...something that will be as big as Sweet Home Alabama....
ok...let me check see what I got left over....
About ten minutes later....
OK check it out I found something..ready....Polly wants a cracker I think I should get off her first I think she wants some water To put out the blow torch...
Dude..what the HELL is that? Did you make that up in your goddamn redneck meth lab?

 

by DBoba
8-14-20
Hello sir may I help you?
I'm trying to remember the Dewey Decimal system....
the what?
You never heard of the Dewey Decimal System?
no..but I could get you a CD of Bob Seger System...
Get the fuck away from me you stupid TWAT!

 

ooooo....ooooo....I am the ghost of the 2 trillion dollar deficit...ooooo ooooo
Dude..get away..you're so last decade Obama!
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