Premature Ejackolantern

Author: DBoba

Date: August 13, 2020

by DBoba
8-13-20
WHAT?
Dude. What the hell?!! Halloween is like two months away!!!
Hey man I'm a pumpkin I can't tell what day it is, that's your job...
So what am I supposed to do put you in the freezer for two months?
...who carved me? I want their head on a platter!
I think you're gonna be the one on a platter, like..pumpkin spice brownies dude...