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by KajunFirefly
1-03-02
must.....stay....awake, must.....post.....comic 50,000!
*thud*
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

by KajunFirefly
1-05-02
well, you heard the man, go and explain to Alice what an orgasm is!
but...the last rule....it says ignore them all!
but you can't follow the last rule if you've to ignore it, so you'd better go and do it now, remember, use a quote!
but....but...I can't follow the rest of the rules without following the last one, which tells me to "ignore all four", which means....uh....uh... oh my head!
aaaaaahhhh, it's like burning!!
it is?

 

by KajunFirefly
1-06-02
it's my birthday, hooray!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAJUN!
Hey Kajun, I bought you a present, but, I can't remember where I put it, cook yourself some dinner and stick a candle in it!
yeah, thanks mum!
later:
it's my birthday today Andy!
yeah, so you keep saying, get over it already!

 

by KajunFirefly
1-06-02
Happy Birthday Strip Creator!
Hooray! It's my birthday today!
Hey Gabe, enjoying the party?
this is one of the best parties I've ever been to, you rock SC, and I think that girl over there quite likes you!
later:
mmmm, mmm, slurp, habby buhbay baby!!
ooooh, yeah, mmm, that's good, who's the daddy? WHO'S THE DADDY???

 

by KajunFirefly
1-07-02
I'm bored!
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what the fuck? where the hell did THAT come from? I've never noticed it before!
help us Kajun, we're trapped in this castle! rescue us from the evil Queen!
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actually, I think I'll just stay over here!
um, we have gold! hello? hello?

 

by KajunFirefly
1-07-02

 

by KajunFirefly
1-08-02
-----------------------GREED------------------------
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
aww, come on man, can't we share?
-----------------------PRIDE------------------------
I thought you said "GIANT" metal phallus!
-----------------------ANGER------------------------
I can't believe I got jailed for being my own mother's pimp, I was only looking out for the family, I'm gonna kill those bastards!!
hey, you're lucky that "lust" is banned from this competition Andy! *wink*

 

by KajunFirefly
1-18-02
well Jeeves, it's quite a pickle I have myself in with this cannabis thing, William is bound to be the public favourite now!
indeed sir
if only there were some way I could ruin his image, his pop-star lifestyle, I need a scandal and I need it fast.
you COULD reveal those photos of him "knighting" those goats sir.
I've got it! I'll tell them he sexually abuses me when he's wasted on Heroin, THEN the public will appreciate me, great plan, eh Jeeves?
*sigh* yes sir, Swiftian in it's rapier like subtlety.

 

by KajunFirefly
1-22-02
Honey, I'm home!
Hey, why's my dinner not on the table? I TOLD YOU I WANT MY DINNER ON THE TABLE WHEN I WALK IN THE DOOR!!!
*smack* AAAAH *bang* AAAAAAH *slap* AAAAAH *sob* *sob *sob*

 

by KajunFirefly
1-22-02
have you been down the pub drinking again? you know how violent you get when you're drunk!
shut the fuck up *smack*, If I wanted to hear anything from you I'd ask okay? *smack*
AAAAAH *slap* AAAAAH *bang* AAAAH *punch* *sob**sob**sob*

 

by KajunFirefly
1-22-02
look mum, uh, I can hear it you know, when you and dad fight? I want to help!
uh...what are you talking about honey? your father and I don't fight...
Mum, I can hear the rows, I've got the number for a domestic abuse hotline, I think you should phone it, they can help you!
it's better to just leave it honey
but...but...
LOOK, THE SOONER YOU'RE FATHER LEARNS RESPECT, THE SOONER I STOP THE BEATINGS, OKAY???

 

by KajunFirefly
1-24-02
well Obi-Wan, we've defeated the Empire yet again!
YA FUCKIN' DANCER!!
pardon me?
um, nothing Yoda.
are you sure you're okay?
just one more hit, to get me through the night, just one hit!

 

by KajunFirefly
1-24-02
bee boop bee bee bee boop, weee-oooh wee wee wee oooh beep!
R2 says that the shield generator is still active...
bee bee bee boop, beep woobeep weee-oooh wee wee wee oooh beep!
and the emperor has kidnapped Annakin.
All work and no play make Kenny a dull boy, All work and no play make Kenny a dull boy, All work...
and....um....we need to.....escape RIGHT AWAY!

 

by KajunFirefly
1-25-02
wow, it's seems like it's taken years just to get to the ball, but I'm here, and I'm gorgeous, now to win the heart of the valiant Prince_Kajun!
aww man, I hope there's some "healthy" chicks here, that Cinderella's so beautifull, it's intimidating!
hey Princey, want to come back to my place? I'm totally up for it and everything!
woah, really? kick ass!
yeah, all you gotta do is pay that Flava Flav guy over there $20 and we'll be all set!
hmm, I wonder if there's any not-so-charred corpses on the wastelands!

 

by KajunFirefly
1-27-02
Hey Andy, uh, have you seen a hot chick with a tongue piercing go by here?
There WAS a girl went by here with a tongue stud, funny she should walk around with her mouth open for me to spot that.
A bit convenient don't you think? Which way did she go?
She went past me and into that room at the back, I can hear loud music in there, it must be some kind of party.
Wow, an all night orgy, I'm more excited than a Smurf at Easter!

 

by KajunFirefly
1-28-02
Good afternoon, technical support, how may I help you?
Yeah, I bought the F-series donkey about 2 months ago and it's anus has already began to wear out...
I'm not a "big" man and the assistant told me it'd last at least 2 or 3 years!
well...uh....sir, I usually find that a tube of anal-eaze helps, but this is Microsoft Tech Support, I think you have the wrong number!
I'm pretty sure I dont!

 

by KajunFirefly
2-02-02
Kajun Firefly, a desperately poor student, takes a job at the local Super_Hero_Justice_League as public relations manager.
You know Cthulhu, I was thinking, do you think you could make wear some kind of mask? or some clothes or something? It's just a thought, sleep on it.
barbelerblearble
INCOMING MESSAGE, PLEASE STAND BY!
It's always the same, 5 minutes till the end of my shift and some villian decides to

 

by KajunFirefly
2-02-02
SUPER HERO JUSTICE LEAGUE, WE ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!
yes, yes, yes, I know, I know, now, will you be at your "secret" hideout constructing a death ray tonight? or are you just going to gate crash a bunch of high class dinner parties first?
Hmm, we hadn't thought about a death ray, it's a bit cliched is it not? I mean, we don't want to DESTROY the world as such, just, shake it up a bit.
ah, I see, will you be wanting the "kidnapping and imprisonment", the "banished to another dimension" or the all out "destroyed by your own greed" method of justice?
*whisper whisper* um, I think we'll take "banished to another dimension" thank you.
are you sure? Commander Wonderfull is doing a very cheap "sidekick turns against you" this month!

 

by KajunFirefly
2-03-02
wooo, that was some party, I was on ALL night, my bulb feels like shit!
Yeah, you bastard, you could at least have switched off when that fat couple were screwing on me, I couldn't stop looking at them!
There's something familiar about this carpet...
Yeah it used to be "Bagpuss"!
*meow*
shut it!

 

by KajunFirefly
2-03-02
WE DEMAND TO SPEAK TO YOUR LEADER!!!
Um, he's out right now, I'll just see if there's anyone else who can deal with you..
no, sorry, everyone's out at the moment, you'll have to just give me a list of what you want.

 

by KajunFirefly
2-03-02
Well, since there's no-one else around, I guess we'll just have to read YOUR mind and come up with a plan!
aww, come on, I'm just a temp, I don't even like the management.
*SCANNING BRAIN*
*BRAIN BEING SCANNED*
MWA HA HA, It seems we have found your weakness, Mr Firefly, we shall.......KIDNAP ALL THE FAT CHICKS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!
nnnnooooooooo!!!!!

 

by KajunFirefly
2-03-02
damn that bastard Javier, I'll get him back, somehow, someway, I'll be big, THIS IS NOT THE END!!
NOB GOBBLER!
listen Harry, I really want to get some revenge on that bastard Javier for ruining my credibility!
*sigh* This isn't "Rent-a-Wizard" you know, I don't just go around granting wishes for no reason! I can't really be arsed messing with Javier anymore.
uh....he called you a homosexual!
since he killed my wife, I've been getting more hot ass than I can handle, but, I'll get one of my associates to help you, if you'll just go away!

 

by KajunFirefly
2-03-02
right, here goes, "BY THE FIERCE WINDS OF ABERDEEN AND THE FREEZING RAIN OF KIRCALDY, I SUMMON YOU, GREAT GALDER!!
you'll be "The_Great_Galder" then?
mmrrrrrrmmm

 

by KajunFirefly
2-03-02
right, Galder, I want you to do lots of evil things to this punk wizard, he ruined my credibility, now even Frank Skinner is making fun of me.
I'll help you, but first, do you think you could do that "thing" you do, you know, the thing on the website?
right, there you go!
HOLY SHIT!!!
happy now?
I guess so, right, let's get this bastard!

 

by KajunFirefly
2-03-02
right, you'll find him at this address, just fuck him up good and proper!
am I getting paid for this?
at Javier's:
hey Mike, I was thinking, do you think the world would miss Wales?
I doubt it, we could probably sink it without raising any eyebrows!
BOW DOWN MORTALS, I, THE GREAT GALDER AM HERE TO......Javier? is that you?
Galder! Holy Shit, I haven't seen you in ages, hey, you owe me 10 quid!

 

by KajunFirefly
2-03-02
I've been sent here be some faggot called "Darius", he claims you ruined his credibility.
Ha, THAT punk? I only put his party trick on a website, it wasn't me who told him to enter "Pop Stars".
well, either way, he wants you dead!
well, well, well. I'm sure we can soon teach that fucking hippie a lesson!
He's auditioning for "Pop Moron" tonight, it'll be hosted by those guys off of Grange Hill!
hmm, I have a cunning plan...

 

by KajunFirefly
2-03-02
At the "Pop-Moron" auditions:
mmm-hmmm, Hit me baby......... one..... more....... tiiiii-iiii-iiiimmeee!!
I'd just like to thank the judges for giving me this fourth-in-a-lifetime opportunity to entertain you all!
and that I really hate black people!
WHAT? I didn't say that, I love black people, I'm not a racist!
I'll rape any small child, regardless of colour or creed!

 

by KajunFirefly
2-03-02
Ha Ha, that was brilliant Mike, we sure taught that fucker Darius a lesson eh?
Yeah, but who'd have thought he would've went on to win the contest?
Well, he was the only one to enter except for Hanson, I guess the world prefers racism to Mormon children.
I guess so, but can you believe Galder got snapped up by that movie exec? His own 3 part Hollywood movie, you must be pretty pissed!
not really, he's got a part in "The Adventures of Jamie Oliver", ha ha ha ha ha!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

 

by KajunFirefly
2-04-02
so, I guess I proved myself as a worthy driver eh?
yeah kid, but you gotta be cooler than that to be in my gang!
wow, you rescued me from the cops, thanks, but you're still not cool enough to be in my gang!
don't forget I saved you from the Triads and took a bullet for you in Nam!
well, I'm really a cop, but I'm letting your gang get away with all the hijaking because I've grown to love you like a brother! So, are we cool?
no!

 

by KajunFirefly
2-09-02
fucking hell, I need to get my entry to the Comic Cup in before I get DQ'd!
*click*

 

by KajunFirefly
2-09-02
well, Princess Margaret is dead.
yup!
wanna go get drunk?
yup!

 

by KajunFirefly
2-09-02
um, Commander Wonderfull? I have some bad news, these alien guys scanned my brain while you were away and kidnapped all the fat chicks in the world!
Well, that's no use at all, who will we get drunk and take home at the Annual Dance?
There's plenty of women in the world, I'm sure you guys being super heroes and all can have any of them!
nah, we have to show up as our alter-ego's, bank clerks, solicitors etc, it's really down to fat chicks.
man, being a super hero must suck!
you would think so, but Cthulhu seems to get plenty of ass.

 

by KajunFirefly
2-09-02
hooray, it's Easter, a time when kids all get excited about me and make little cards with glitter in my image!
what? WHAT THE FUCK? I came back from the fucking dead! Why do they worship you?
I bring them a variety of chocolate egg-shaped treats!
Huh? Do rabbits even lay eggs?
I'm a bunny asshole, and no, we don't!
DAAAAAADDD!!

 

by KajunFirefly
2-10-02
Here man, you want a smoke?
Heroin?
Aye, Smack, you're only shmokin' it!
Hmmm....
aye, why not!
nah man, that's for junkie bastards!

 

by KajunFirefly
2-10-02
aww man, I feel all weird and fuzzy, hey girl, lets have junkie sex!
yes, lets!
aww man, that junkie bitch overdosed on me and left me with our love child, shit.
someone's at the door, daddy!
I've come to deliver your welfare cheque sir, the government will pay for you and your baby (and your drugs) for the rest of your life, hooray!

 

by KajunFirefly
2-10-02
well, thank God I didn't take that heroin, I'll get a degree at University and make something of my life, not like those junkie losers!
...the most important note to make about the generation of gravitons in a rotating turbine system is...
hey man, here's your final demand from the bank and the university, they're going to take away your house, possesions and probably your soul.
Any spare change pal?
loser

 

by KajunFirefly
2-13-02
well, despite the dark cloud of despair setting on us, we've found the chest, lets see if Lisa Kudrow is anything more than the moronic blonde aneurysm_enducing bimbo that she plays on screen!
come on, "Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion" was an excellent film!
I just can't believe he's gone, our lives will be empty and full of lonelyness with the lack of Corporal Apathy's company and friendship!
forget that! what's in the chest?
I don't fucking believe it, it's just a vast sea of neverending........ CUSTARD!
Well, I sure am glad I let that bitch from Friends "inflate my ball" now!

 

by KajunFirefly
2-18-02
Hello, are you Brad, webmaster for Stripcreator.com back in it's hay day?
that I am young one, what can I do for you?
I was hoping you could go through your database and help me find my father, he was a regular on your site 20 years ago!
ah, so your mom got knocked up by one of those forum rascals eh? shouldn't be too hard to track him down, what's your name?
Mandy Dougan, I'm Andy's little sister.
ah, crap

 

by KajunFirefly
2-18-02
if you're Clappy and you know it, burn in hell!
sweet

 

by KajunFirefly
2-18-02
dude, I don't think they're coming back!
me neither

 

by KajunFirefly
2-18-02
Hello Kajun, this is Kelly from East Kilbride, , I have low self esteem and I'm always paranoid that people don't like me, I've ended up sleeping with lots of random men to make me feel better...
...but I don't feel better, I just feel cheap and used and more depressed, it's a downward spiral of bad emotions, hang on, someone's at the door....
...oh hey, how'd you get here so quick? what? you think I'm beautifull? really?

 

by KajunFirefly
2-19-02
zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzz
mmmm oooh, Kajun, you're so big!
zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzz

 

by KajunFirefly
2-21-02
Hello World!

 

by KajunFirefly
2-26-02
SUPER HERO JUSTICE LEAGUE, WE SURRENDER, PLEASE, PLEASE FORGIVE US!!
what? but we haven't even come up with a plan yet!
These "fat chicks" are of a higher intelligence than normal humans, at least the skinny bimbos just scream when you tie them up, these girls are demanding "rights".
so, you will be returning them to their homes then?
Actually, they've started a revolution over here, we were kind of hoping you would save US from THEM!!
ha ha ha!

 

by KajunFirefly
2-26-02
At the Annual Dance:
well, Commander Wonderfull, we seem to have saved the world, although, I'm not sure how!
don't worry kid, that's what always happens, evil tends to just wipe itself out these days! and don't use my superhero name here!
sorry, at least all the fat chicks are back, so you guys can get laid, guilt free!
hmmm, maybe, if a certain "Ronald_Normal" wasn't luring them all away!
Cthulhu?
Damn straight!

 

by KajunFirefly
2-26-02
at the cigarette kiosk:
hey man, like, can I have 20 Marlboro, a lighter.....and a packet of Rizla please?
wait a minute, why do you want cigarettes AND rizla?
uh...I don't like the filters!
then why not just cut them off? it's just the same as a roll up!
uh, er, it's, a, like, hobby of mine, to, like, take cigarettes apart, and, like, re-roll them!
for fuck sake, if you're going to go to all that trouble you may aswell just roll a joint!

 

by KajunFirefly
3-01-02
life sucks

 

by KajunFirefly
3-01-02
Kajun, after all I've been through, you've always been there to comfort me and I realise that the man of my dreams has been staring me straight in the face,
I've realised that I love you and always have, all those men I dated where just to get your attention, well, now I have it, I love you and want to be with you, take me now behind the bushes!
zzzzzzzz

 

by KajunFirefly
3-01-02
Day 24: Some of the male contestants have found an easy way to relieve the tension.
ooooh, aaaah, yes, yes, ooh, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!!!!!
thanks Mrs Dougan!
no problem!
next!

 

by KajunFirefly
3-01-02
Hey DexX, after you're bust up with Kajun, he's been missing, you wouldn't know anything about that would you?
what are you trying to imply?
glub
uh....nothing DexX, just, making conversation!
that's ok then!

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