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And so Ahnuld the Snowman has saved the earth yet again....
Dats raiieeght alien scum. You've been beaten like girly...things. Don't come back.
Wow, I had no idea Sci-Fi channel movies could stoop any lower.
by NastyPope, 8-05-05

 

by NastyPope
8-10-05
A young gay man goes see to his proctologist.
How does it look doctor?
You appear to have chronic piles aggravated by too much anal sex. You may put your clothes back on.
Ugh, doc, isn't there anything you can do to get rid of them?
Here is what I want you to do. I want you to eat a pound of beans, 5 bananas, 12 bran muffins, a dozen cups of oatmeal, and wash it down with a gallon of prune juice,
Will eating all that cure me?
No, but it will teach you what your asshole is really for.

 

by NastyPope
8-11-05
The Computer Guy sees something suspicious.
What are you doing in the lab after school?
Uh... Mr Squyler let me in to print out my homework.
Jimmy the student tries to hide his misdeeds.
That better not be what I think it is. Step away from the computer.
aw crap
Suspicions Confirmed. Naughty Jimmy. Naughty Naughty Jimmy.
Oh, I hope that big, wet, slimey tentacle doesnt take advantage of the hole in my panties
*Nani?!?!*

 

by NastyPope
8-12-05

 

by NastyPope
11-10-05
So, you've seen how our coven operates, do you still wish to join?
I do, You're group most closely co-incides with my ideals of ultimate evil and protection of animals.
Wait a moment, you want to become one with the dark lord but you won't hurt animals?
That's right. I am both a vegan and a member of PETA.
weellllllll, I suppose that can work. HE is after all the Lord of Flies and Horned Beasts.
HAIL SATAN and all the cute fuzzy animals.....

 

by NastyPope
4-06-06
Did you hear about that delaware elementary teacher who allegedly had sex with her student like 28 times in one week?
I did, her name is Rachel Holt.
I think its absolutely disgraceful and she should be locked up for life.
Don't be too hard on her, she was just helping him with his math.
Math? What math?
Like.... How many times does 13 go into 34?

 

by NastyPope
4-06-06
Excuse me Sir, what do you think of the latest teacher/student sex scandal invovling 34yo Rachel Holt and her 13 year old student.?
Well I dunno, is she hot like that Debra Lafave chick in Florida?
I just happen to have a picture of her right here. Take a look.
Alllllrighty, let me see.
So, do you think she'll stay out of jail?
She's fucked.

 

by NastyPope
9-03-06
Oh ...my....Gawd.... did you hear that Steve Irwin died?
Yeah, apparently he got killed by a Stingray in Australia.
Really? I didn't know they had corvettes in europe.
Oh sweet L. Ron Hubbard save me now.

 

It sure is dark down here.
OH MY GOD!!! A TALKING FISH!!!
by NastyPope, 2-15-07

 

Gaythiest: Someone who doesn't believe in Hell because Heaven is absolutely FAAAAbulous.
C'mon Jai, yer comin with me, to HELL!!!!
No Can do Assmodeous, you aren't color coordinated.
by NastyPope, 2-15-07

 

by NastyPope
3-13-07
Daddy. Read me a story.
Ok Sweetie, I'll read you one of my poems about someone very special, but then you have to go straight to bed.
Yaaaay!
An old whore who was smoking a blunt, Fucked four men to pussy a stunt, But her partion split, the blood,_jism_and_shit, Dribbled out of her torn gaping cunt.
Daaaaddy! Gross! Who's that about?
Your mother of course! What? You think the fuckin stork brought you?

 

by NastyPope
11-11-07
Lucifer, do you ever miss being the Archangel of Light, most beloved servant of the Creator?
Sometimes. However, I take too much delight in the torment of thieves, murderers, and especially child rapists.
Well, I suppose there is something to be said for punishing the truly wicked.
Amen.

 

by NastyPope
11-11-07
Oh Hospital Gown
Tempter, Teaser, Sublime Slit
I Can't Look Away

 

Good morning sir. I would like to tell you about my intimate, personal relationship with Jesus.
Intimate huh? So does he brick in your mouth or does he have the courtesy to just cum on your face?
by NastyPope, 7-05-08

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