Satanism 101

Author: NastyPope

Date: November 10, 2005

by NastyPope
11-10-05
So, you've seen how our coven operates, do you still wish to join?
I do, You're group most closely co-incides with my ideals of ultimate evil and protection of animals.
Wait a moment, you want to become one with the dark lord but you won't hurt animals?
That's right. I am both a vegan and a member of PETA.
weellllllll, I suppose that can work. HE is after all the Lord of Flies and Horned Beasts.
HAIL SATAN and all the cute fuzzy animals.....