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by RizzleMcIzzle
7-21-05
It's strange you know? When you stare up at the sky and wonder whether we truly are alone in this universe...
and if we're not, just think of all the other spiky haired kids on other planets... hey I see something!
Wow! Battletoads DO exist!
Where are the Lee brothers?! We need a video game cross over of Super Nintendo proportions!

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
7-21-05
Fuck!
um...
Damnit!
Ryan, what's wrong?
I spelled 'abortions' wrong in my Harry Potter comic! Shit!

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
7-25-05
Welcome back, Sarah!
Isn't anybody gonna welcome me back?
Get the fuck out of here, Kotter. No one likes you.
Aww...

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
7-25-05
Dude, I'm totally going to be in the next Batman movie!
Really?! Dude, that's great. I'm making an appearance in a new Bugs Bunny cartoon!
No way, that's fucking awesome! Congratulations, man.
Thanks! Hey, where's Splat?
Double Dare said they didn't need ... the fly swatter commercial said they didn't need me... lucky I got my connections for CSI.

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
7-25-05
Mind of McClellan
So how about us white people...
....
Fuck, I'm canceled.

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
7-26-05
I don't have a single friend...
You have me...
......
?
I don't have a single friend...

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
7-26-05
... and I just don't get it, you know? Why does Deuce Bigalow need a sequel?! Does Rob feel like making another shitty movie?!
Ryan, I -
It just doesn't make sense. Why remake 'The Bad News Bears' and 'The Warriors' when there are plenty of good scripts being written by poor talent in Hollywood?
Ryan, listen. I -
I don't understand this world, fairy god mother! Please help me.
Ryan... I'm putting you up for adoption.

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
7-27-05
How AIDS probably came about...
Want a bite of my banana?
Well, maybe just a little one...
How SARS probably came about...
Want a bite of my banana?
Well, maybe just a little one...
How a porno probably gets made...
Want a bite of my banana?
No, but I need the money, so let's get this done with already.

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-04-05
"When I held her by the hand, I made sure that my grip was firm as if to protect her from the world, yet gentle to show her my love..."
Hey Ry. What's up?
Oh, hey Dee. Not a whole lot, just writing my story.
Oh, let me see... "My Road to Success with Women"?
Yeah, it's fiction.
I figured that.

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-04-05
Fight Club, Fight Club, Fight Club, Napoleon Dynamite, Fight Club, Fight Club, Fight Club.
Oh, The OC, Fight Club, Napoleon Dynamite, Fight Club. Johnny Depp, Fight Club, The OC, Brad Pitt.
Napoleon Dynamite, Fight Club?
Um, Scott Stapp?
....
Yeah, that shut you fuckers up!

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-04-05
Harry Potter, Harry Potter, Harry Potter!
Oh, Harry Potter!
Harry Potter?!
Yeah, Harry Potter.
Yay! Harry Potter!
Fuck, I should've said Pokemon.

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-04-05
Since when is hating Mondays a crime?!
I'm sorry, Garfield. I'm taking you in on multiple charges here. Not only have you hated 19 consecutive Mondays, you've also...
Fuck I don't believe this! How can I get 15 - 20 years for eating all Jon's Lasagna and leaving him only one piece of cake! And I only mailed Nermal to Abu Dhabi in self defense!!
Fresh meat... yeah.
He may have treated me like shit, but damnit he didn't deserve to be stabbed to death in the shower.

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-04-05
Ryan! Ready to pick strawberries in Lancaster?!
You bet! Let's go!
In Lancaster...
Well, here we are, Ryan. Ryan?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha!
*sob*

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-04-05
Dude, I bet you can't drink this whole bottle of hemlock.
I bet I totally fucking can!
No, you can't!
Dude, just fucking watch me.
Wow, not only did he do it, he got to be buried next to Garfield and the Iron Giant.

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-04-05
Oh man! Kirk Cameron! I can't believe it's really you!
I'm sorry, kid. I gotta go...
No, please wait. Listen to me...
Hahahahahahahaha! 'Listen to Me'! Hahahahahahahaha!
Oh shit! Hahahahaha hahahahah haahaha!
Well, I gotta go to church. Bye.

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-04-05
Kirk, I know this person who really has the hots for you.
Oh really? Is she pretty?
Uh, it's a he.
A he?! Well, how much does this guy like me?
Let's put it this way: He gets growing pains just thinking about you.
Well, I gotta go to church. Bye.

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-05-05
Use you imagination for what David looks like...
Holy shit! David Cross! Oh man, you're my favorite comedian!
Hey...
I loved you in Mr. Show and your comedy CDs are awesome! How does it feel to be doing another season of Arrested Development?!
Thanks. Uh, it's great. Really really great.
Wow! Can you do your Ronnie Dobbs voice?!
Well, I gotta go to church. Bye.

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-05-05
Dee's House
Hey Ry. What's with the suit?
Nobody likes me anymore, so I'm going to the moon. I just wanted to say goodbye and thank you for everything.
Sarah's house, which oddly enough, looks like Dee's.
Hey Ryan. Dee said you're going to the moon?
Yup. I just wanted to say goodbye and thank you for everything.
2 weeks later (or 3.5 gamafloxels in moon time)...
Who the fuck are you?!
I miss Dee and Sarah...

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-05-05
I see a horsey.
I see a butterfly.
I see a lion!
I see it too!
I see Roseanne making people laugh.
Ryan, that's not possible! Not even in the clouds!

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-05-05
So Sarah, tell me: Who's on first?
I dunno.
oh...
yeah.
Sports are gay!
Thank you, folks! Goodnight!

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-05-05
So then I said to Marcy, "Hey babe, I don't write the memos. I just send them".
Wow, that was slick.
So then Jason hands me this paper, but I could tell it wasn't important. He just wanted to talk to me.
I know that trick. He tried it with me last week.
Hey Ryan. Dee and I are going to go get some coffee. Want to come with us?
All right. We've been here for three hours, so I guess nobody's going to ask us if we work here.

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-05-05
Ryan, you're the last person I expected to have to bail out of jail. What happened?
Well, I was just asking somebody for directions...
And of all people, you asked a prostitute?!
Yeah, she really looked like she knew how to "get around"! ZING!
That's it. Just for that, I'm leaving you here overnight.

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-05-05
Dee Dee?! You fucking bitch! How many mother fucking times have I told you to stay out of my fucking laboratory you stupid ass cunt?!
Gee, I dunno Dexter, but even if it was a lot, it's still nowhere close to the amount of times you masturbate in a week!
You dirty ass whore! You take that back or so help me, I'm gonna blast your damn head off with my laser gun!
Just try it, dickweed!
Dexter! Dexter, wait! .... Ahhhhhhh! Oh, somebody help me! Ahhhhh!
Holy shit! "TV Y-7" my ass!

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-07-05
Morgan Freeman (as narrator): Penguins, penguins, blah blah blah. I'm in every other movie you watch. Penguins, blah blah blah.... They march over the snowy hill.
And so they continue marching... oh, look at that one! He's kinda cute. Anyway, they're still marching. Well, that one stopped. Ok, he's moving again. Nevermind...
THE END
Boo! That sucked!
Refund!

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-08-05
So you don't want to see the movie with me?!
I can't, Ry. I'm sorry.
How about you? Pretty pretty please!
I'm sorry, Ryan. I can't either.
I can't believe neither of you want to see it! Whose hand am I going to hold during the scary parts?!
Ryan, it's just Herbie: Fully Loaded. I'm sure you'll be just fine.

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-10-05
Hello, and welcome to another excitng episode of Teen Kids News. I'm Peter along with Natalie.
*Pffft*
What's the matter, Natalie?
Oh nothing, Peter. Unless you call getting Jessica pregnant "something".
What?!
Yeah that's right. So much for your investigative report on how fruit rollups can be used as condoms.

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-10-05
Hey! You're one of the penguins from that "March of the Penguins" movie!
Yes, yes I am. Thanks for noticing. Would you like an autograph? A hug? A short discussion about how great my movie was?
Actually, I thought it was a piece of shit and I've been looking for somebody to punch in the face, so...
No, no! Not the face! I'll lose balance and fall over!
Awwwwww, that's so cute. I love you!
I love you too! *eskimo kisses*

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-14-05
Ryan wanders aimlessly through the women's section wondering what could've been... uh, I mean, just read the comic!
Hey, little girl. Are you lost?
No. You got any cigarettes?
No, and I'm gonna pretend you didn't ask that.
And I'm gonna pretend you're getting me some wine coolers while you're getting me some wine coolers!
I'm seventeen!
Then act like it, you pussy!

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-14-05
Sarah and Dee! I just- hey, who are you?
Hi. Sarah and Dee aren't here. I'm their replacement.
That's nonsense. Nobody could ever replace them.
Well, you see, um...
Satan! You rascal!
Damn you to hell, Ryan! You've defeated me once again!

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-17-05
(singing) Look at your screen, and what do you see, It's the adventures of Terry, the Christmas Tree! Yeah!
I'm telling you officer, I did not commit this double homicide.
Sure you didn't...
(singing) Look at your screen, and what do you see, It's the adventures of Terry, the Christmas Tree! Yeah!

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-17-05
(singing) Look at your screen, and what do you see, It's the adventures of Terry, the Christmas Tree! Yeah!
When the fuck do I get my conjugal visit?!
(singing) Look at your screen, and what do you see, It's the adventures of Terry, the Christmas Tree! Yeah!

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-17-05
(singing) Look at your screen, and what do you see, It's the adventures of Terry, the Christmas Tree! Yeah!
Officer, I'm so sorry ok? I had no idea she was a sapling.
Count the rings next time, you fucking perv.
(singing) Look at your screen, and what do you see, It's the adventures of Terry, the Christmas Tree! Yeah!

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-17-05
(singing) Look at your screen, and what do you see, It's the adventures of Terry, the Christmas Tree! Yeah!
Whose dick do I have to suck to a get a friggin' stand with some friggin' whiskey in it?! I'm getting all dry and brown over here damnit!
(singing) Look at your screen, and what do you see, It's the adventures of Terry, the Christmas Tree! Yeah!

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-17-05
Terry, I gave you four comics. Now I'm willing to give you more, but only if I found out that people like you.
Fuck you, Ryan! They love me! Just the other day, an elm tree said she wanted to eat my cock and have my name carved into her.
Terry, this is neither the time, nor the place. I'm gonna have to ask you to leave, and I'll get back to you, all right?
You won't get back to me, you lying asshole! You never do!
Terry, please don't bust my balls here.
Ryan, that was so lame. I'm leaving. Merry Christmas, you dick.

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-21-05
(singing) Look at your screen, and what do you see, It's the adventures of Terry, the Christmas Tree! Yeah!
Give me back my star, you son of a bitch!
(singing) Look at your screen, and what do you see, It's the adventures of Terry, the Christmas Tree! Yeah!

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-21-05
(singing) Look at your screen, and what do you see, It's the adventures of Terry, the Christmas Tree! Yeah!
The Human World ends...
Looks like it's just me and the cockroaches...
(singing) Look at your screen, and what do you see, It's the adventures of Terry, the Christmas Tree! Yeah!

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-21-05
And now, a very special holiday episode of Terry the Christmas Tree...
Fuck you, Dad! You never loved me!
Later that day...
Oh Dad! Why did I let you drink all that egg nog?!

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-21-05
(singing) Look at your screen, and what do you see, It's the adventures of Terry, the Christmas Tree! Yeah!
Ryan, you moron! You made two episode fives AND turned me into a duck!
Shit, Terry! I'm sorry!
(singing) Look at your screen, and what do you see, It's the adventures of Terry, the Christmas Tree! Yeah!

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-21-05
(singing) Look at your screen, and what do you see, It's the adventures of Terry, the Christmas Tree! Yeah!
Excuse me, but can you tell me how to get to Halloween Town?
You're a long fucking ways North of there, Hermoine Granger.
(singing) Look at your screen, and what do you see, It's the adventures of Terry, the Christmas Tree! Yeah!

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-21-05
(singing) Look at your screen, and what do you see, It's the adventures of Terry, the Christmas Tree! Yeah!
The lot's empty except for you. I'm sorry, Terry. It looks like nobody's buying you again this year.
It hurts to be alone...
(singing) Look at your screen, and what do you see, It's the adventures of Terry, the Christmas Tree! Yeah!
No, it really does hurt. How would you feel if the closest thing you had to love was a prostitute hanging your decorations?

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-22-05
Hey, Ryan!
Evan! You came all the way from the ocean to visit me?! Wow!
That's right, Ryan! *cough* *cough*. It's a little dry here.
Oh, we're going to have so much fun! We'll have a picnic, play tag, and ... Evan, are you ok?!
....
EEVVAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-22-05
1 fish.
2 fish.
red fish.
blue fish.
I'm telling you Larry, we should turn this into a book.
Dr. Seuss: Not if I get to it first, boys... haha.

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-22-05
Nine months later...
... and that's how pencils have babies.
Ew.

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-22-05
hmmph!
uhhhh, oh yeah!...
ahhhhh...
ohhh...
Oh, fuck!
Shit, we didn't unzip our fucking pants first!

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-22-05
Hey! You're the elephant from Operation: Dumbo Drop!
Yeah. Do you have gun?
What?!
A gun. Do you have one?
No. Why?
You just reminded me why I wanted to commit suicide, that's all.

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-25-05
So you want me to make a comic?
Yeah.
Ok.
Thanks!
Well, here you go!
... you suck, Ryan.

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-25-05
I'm going to miss you, Dee.
I'll miss you too, Ry.
Dee, I want you to remember something: When you're traveling, and you look up at the sky at night, remember that I'm still here, looking at that same sky.
Hahahahahah ahahahahhahaha ahahahahahaha!
Hey! What?!
Ryan, that's the stupidest bullshit that ever came out of your mouth. I'll miss that.

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-25-05
(singing) Look at your screen, and what do you see, It's the adventures of Terry, the Christmas Tree! Yeah!
waaaaaaah!
Note to self: Never tell a kid that Santa isn't coming, followed by the phrase, "but I will 'come'... on your face!".
(singing) Look at your screen, and what do you see, It's the adventures of Terry, the Christmas Tree! Yeah!
I'm really sorry, folks. I told him not to say that!
You can't censor me, buttwipe!

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
9-10-05
Happy Birthday, Ryan!
Thanks.
Happy Birthday, Ryan!
Thanks.
Have sex with me!
Just because it's legal doesn't mean that it's right, Terry.

 

by RizzleMcIzzle
9-11-05
I want curly fries.
I want you to eat cake.
Fine...
I want you to put on this hat and boxing gloves. Then, I want you to stand on this chair and dance with this pinata.
What?!

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