Aristotle was "Aristotally" Awesome

Author: RizzleMcIzzle

Date: August 4, 2005

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-04-05
Dude, I bet you can't drink this whole bottle of hemlock.
I bet I totally fucking can!
No, you can't!
Dude, just fucking watch me.
Wow, not only did he do it, he got to be buried next to Garfield and the Iron Giant.