Garfield and Friends was a pretty dark show

Author: RizzleMcIzzle

Date: August 4, 2005

by RizzleMcIzzle
8-04-05
Since when is hating Mondays a crime?!
I'm sorry, Garfield. I'm taking you in on multiple charges here. Not only have you hated 19 consecutive Mondays, you've also...
Fuck I don't believe this! How can I get 15 - 20 years for eating all Jon's Lasagna and leaving him only one piece of cake! And I only mailed Nermal to Abu Dhabi in self defense!!
Fresh meat... yeah.
He may have treated me like shit, but damnit he didn't deserve to be stabbed to death in the shower.