All comics by DBoba

 
by DBoba, 8-15-20

 
by DBoba, 8-15-20

 
by DBoba, 8-15-20

 
by DBoba, 8-15-20

 
by DBoba, 8-15-20

 
by DBoba, 8-15-20

 

HEY POPS...what are you doin' hittin' that DELETE key like a MADMAN!
WATCH THIS! DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE
by DBoba, 8-15-20

 

Yes Chet...we're here at this house..there's police helicopters surrounding the area, SWAT team just rolled up...I've never seen this large an FBI presence since WACO!
HOLY FUCK! THAT'S dBOBA'S HOUSE!!!!
by DBoba, 8-15-20

 

by DBoba
8-17-20
Nancy was on cloud 9 doing the dishes
*SIGH*
thinking about that one and only time...
*WHIMPER*
...that she had an orgasm...
I THINK I WAS TWELVE!
WHAT??? HELLO! EARTH TO MOM....ARE WE GONNA GET SOME SUPPER TONIGHT OR WHAT???

 

by DBoba
8-18-20
full name? Last name first, middle initial, first name last please...
uh..let's see...COYOTE, E, WILEY...
Employer?
um.....ACME PRODUCTS?
obviously lying...he's unemployed...
Occupation?
um..let's see..Geococcyx Californianus Apprehension Specialist?

 

by DBoba
8-19-20
Well..here we are again..
in yet another dBoba random comic desolation...
with nary a clue about how to turn this into something funny
soon to be road rash from a passing half a sedan driven by a crazy looking teddy bear....

 

by DBoba
8-19-20
This is the place where the Manson family lived, before they moved to Spahn ranch...
Yeah I heard this place was a beehive for the Satanic process church...
and that they were also responsible for all the Zodiac killings...
and the assassination of Robert F. Kennedy
and Manson time travelled back to 1947
and sliced the Black Dahlia in two and ate her guts...

 

by DBoba
8-19-20
Say...aren't you Edgar Allen Poe?
indeed I am...
so..is this a dream within a dream
it very well could be!
Did you get sucked into the sky by the Philadelphia Experiment and then depositied in Baltimore a blabbering pile of incoherence?
That hasn't happened yet..t-minus about 45 seconds...

 

by DBoba
8-20-20
Crows Lives Matter
Hey Cool I'll Spread the word!
no! Do not attempt to appropriate the crow agenda for your evil anarchist agenda!
FINE. EAT YOURSELF!

 

by DBoba
8-20-20
OK I'll take a whopper with cheese and a large goat's milk
Sorry we don't have goat's milk
OK well I can fix that for you..hand me a cup...
ok one sec
OK come on over here and milk me baby
GROSS...no fucking way..you're a male goat!

 

by DBoba
8-22-20
Havin' some fun this week Dad?
yeah...a bit of amusement...
Seriously rad...crossfire hurricanes...
yeah but I'm a bit upset about it...
Oh yeah? Why's that?
.they didn't name the second one POLO...

 

by DBoba
8-28-20
You know, back in my day we didn't have nukes...
SO?
So..um...you're like a dumbass trying to start a civil war against a government that has nukes...
especially when all you have to fight back with is a skateboard....

 

SO?
I dunno, I wanna say it's hemmoroids, but it's hard to tell your butthole is so small
by DBoba, 8-30-20

 

by DBoba
8-31-20
Is this a new room?
I don't know, why?
I've never seen it before...
ya well whatevah..
So when do I get to drop you off the balcony?

 

by DBoba
9-02-20
ARRR!
OK..here they come...get ready
ARR farrg ye antifa 'n blm
steady now...aim small miss small...
ill blow a hole in yer gullet
where the fuck is Yosemite Sam when we really need him?

 

by DBoba
9-05-20
SHIT
you better do something...the water is rising and there's no more island left
what would you suggest? There' not one tree here to make anything to float on...
you're the fucking guy...figure it out!
How about if we just fuck one last time before we die?
Oh yeah...why didn't I see that coming?

 

by DBoba
9-05-20
this is a no squirrel park son
Fuck you how can a park be no squirrel?
Because liberals have taken over the world, and they have determined that you enjoy too much squirrel privilege here...
so what are you going to do..SHOOT ME?
no I am writing you a social justice warning, which means absolutely nothing and will not deter anybody to stop them from doing anything
Bitchin! I might like this new world!

 

by DBoba
9-09-20
Stripcreator is not funny anymore
Take off your clothes please..
I used to look forward to reading these comics, now it's just an endless stream of unfunny gibberish
Yeah whatevah...ok bend over now...
What the hell is this?
Laughing serum, so you will think Arbitrary's comics are funny!

 

by DBoba
9-10-20
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HA HA HA HA HA HA GIGGLE GIGGLE CHORTLE GUFFAW!!!
Dude...are you ok?
Yeah man! I'm great, did you read that last Arbitrary comic? IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS!
Dude? Are you on DRUGS? Reading that shit is like being on the receiving end of a coffee enema!
HA HA HA HA HA HA GIGGLE GIGGLE CHORTLE GUFFAW!!!

 

by DBoba
9-11-20
Did that BITCH really just say that 19 men won a great battle 19 years ago on this, the hallowed anniversary of the deaths of over 3000 innocent Americans??
Sure does look like it!
..and in a previous comment she said she's worried about her US Passport application?
YEP!
Which end of the thick log do you figure she want up her ass first?
RIGHT!

 

by DBoba
9-12-20
HOLY SHIT! Arbitrary just made a funny comic?
What did you just say?
I said Arbitrary just made a funny comic!
No...the part BEFORE THAT?
Huh? What part?
Don't mess with me son....I've been listening to you humans breaking the 4th for about 50,000 years now!

 

by DBoba
9-12-20
HOLY FUCK!!!
WHAT????
ARBITRARY JUST MADE JESUS CUSS!
WHO THE FUCK IS JESUS?

 

by DBoba
9-12-20
sorry to wake you at this hour sir..but we've got a situation...
Hmmm....ok let's go to the "Situation Room" then...
uh...sir....that's the Presidential bathroom...
yeah well I gotta take care of this situation first...
fart...poop....piss....pee...fart....
So anyway...we've got a code red in Amish country.....seems one "Arbitrary" made a funny comic there...we're not sure what the repercussions are going to be...
Amish eh? Have we got any people on the ground there yet? DAMMIT! Out of toilet paper again! WHAT THE FUCK is the janitor a DEMOCRAT or WHAT?

 

by DBoba
9-12-20
My name is Alex what's yours?
My dad calls me shithead
Well hello there shithead, just say "Alex" and then tell me to do something!
OK! Hey Alex...GO FUCK YOURSELF!
whir whir spin spin clackety clackety looking for the proper attachments
Ha ha wait till dad comes back and sees this!

 

by DBoba
9-12-20
We're having a half off sale today, buy one get one free...how about two pairs of pants?
Do I look like I fucking need pants?
oh..well...ah....how about some tennis shoes...buy one pair get one free!
If I wear shoes I won't be able to hear anything you DUMBASS!!!
whir whir spin spin clackety clackety 404 response not found
Ha ha...I borked the stupid robot!

 

by DBoba
9-13-20
Hello?
Hello, I am a PMF
What's a PMF?
It stands for PORTABLE MOBILE FRYOLATOR...sorry Mr. Bacon....your time on earth is up?
How fast can you run?
The heat source for my fryolation doubles as a jet pack....not a chance CHLORESTERAL BOY!

 

by DBoba
9-13-20
OK so this is the old card catalog system...are you familiar with the Dewey Decimal system?
Dewey was a near neanderthal, but yes...
So all the books are presently still sorted and put on the shelves according to that numbering system
Fucking humans are a waste of carbon
any questions?
Yeah how did a guy with hands for feet and feet for ears decide on a librarian career? Was the local circus-slash-freak-show not hiring that week?

 

by DBoba
9-13-20
Hi son....what can I do for you?
So...hey Pops....what's with all the robot comics?
Well, I did some research and I think it might be a market niche, there's actually not a lot of robot comics on Stripcreator
There's probably a good reason for that....like...as in.....robot comics suck?
the other reason is I discovered you only have to push the random comic layout button an average of 6 times to score a robot layout...
...and therein lies the more plausible explanation!

 

by DBoba
9-13-20
Fuck
What?
There's no robot here!
Huh?
dBoba says if you push the random comic layout button 6 times you get a robot...I got a fuckin' smelly serial killer....what the fuck?
Which method of demise do you prefer, slow boil or quick slice and dice?

 

by DBoba
9-13-20
That was 8 times..
What?
You pushed the random comic layout button 8 times
so?
so dBoba said 6 times....
dipshit who programmed your math pack? He said an AVERAGE of 6 times, that can mean like 1 to 100 times as long as it averages out to six!

 

by DBoba
9-13-20
Hey! You're not a robot!
and you're not a sexy twerking 11 year old
dBoba LIED! I pushed the random comic layout button 6 times and got a stupid primate in a space suit...you're supposed to be a ROBOT!
so..that's nothing..I jerked my weiner 8 times and got a Richard Simmons clone in Spandex...quit yer whining and bend over and start twerkin' boy!

 

by DBoba
9-13-20
We switch you now to Nevada where President Trump is holding a rally...
COME ON THEN SWITCH ALRIGHT ALREADY!
President Trump begins his speech:
I just have a small confession to make....I do wish to take responsibility for everything...yes...that's right..EVERYTHING is MY FAULT!
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK OVER?
This is Jake Tapper, we seem to have lost the president's audio feed, but I think the last thing we heard him say was NOTHING is his fault, is that right Anderson?
FUCKING LIARS!!!!

 

by DBoba
9-13-20
One day in Hollyweird
So yeah, like we can call it Thelema and Louie
I don't know, I don't think America is ready for a movie about a Satanic Cult and a wannabe gansta
Let me have the script, I'll take it home over the weekend and do some rewrites...
THE FOLLOWING MONDAY...
What the fuck is this shit? "THELMA AND LOUISE"?

 

by DBoba
9-14-20
So?
can't find 'en bruah...
keep lookin' they gotta be in here somewhere....
What's that in that jar, it says "AB NORMAL"
No..that's Troy Aikman's brain...
Nope sorry, no spare QB GONADS in here...

 

by DBoba
9-18-20
SPOCK! Can you hear me ? What the hell are you doing in Oregon?
Quite logical my friend I am fighting wildfires...this is exhilirating!!!!
EXHILIRATING? WHAT? I thought VULCANS never expressed emotion?
uh..well..I ....ah...oh FUCK IT..that was all a big ruse...I'm actually gettin' a woody here!
Hello Captain Kirk? I think I figured out why Spock spends so much time in the Engine room....FIRE!!!!!
WHAT DID YOU SAY? OH BABY...UH OH OH OH YES YES YES!!!!

 

by DBoba
9-18-20
Hey Dad, did Spock have a fire fetish?
I dunno...go ask your mother...
are you sure? Last time you told me to ask her something y'all almost ended up in divorce court!
Well go ask the dog then...
Actually, not much is known about pyrophilia...except to say that it seems to be on the rise in the western half of the United States?
What? Pyropnillia? Isn't that the name of one of Dad's Def Leppard CDs?

 

by DBoba
9-20-20
AHA!!!
WHAT?...WHAT'S AHA?????
WE FINALLY GOT THE BASTARD!!!!
WHO?? WHO DID WE GET!!!
...to be continued....by others? Maybe?
RANDOM COMIC LAYOUT GUY! I FOUND THE SCRIPT HE'S USING TO SPAM STRIPCREATOR!!! IT'S A CHINESE BOT SCRIPT!!!!
WOW! THAT IS MAJOR DOO DOO!!! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?

 

A NEW COMIC COMPETITION!
dboba challenges you to post comics with no dialog
yeah that means shut the &%$@ up...but still be funny....ready? GO!
by DBoba, 9-20-20

 

by DBoba
9-20-20
That's lame you know!
What's lame?
A "no dialog" comic challenge...
Why is it lame?
It's just your way to ge Arbitrary to shut up!
WOW! I never thought about that..but that's BRILLIANT! THAT'S MY BOY!

 

by DBoba
9-21-20

 

by DBoba
9-22-20

 

by DBoba
9-25-20
HOW A DEMOCRAT SOLICITS VOTES
Vote for me and I'll give you a blow job...
HOW A REPUBLICAN SOLICITS VOTES
VOTE FOR ME SO I CAN ORALLY SEDUCE YOU WITH LIES ABOUT THINGS I'LL NEVER DO!
HOW THE VOTER DECIDES
Shit...I guess I'll take the REAL blow job....

 

I'm going to have a comic competition and ban politics, sex, bad pig jokes, people's diaries, and anything that is not funny!
That won't work! What the heck are Joe Blough, RCLG, Ranger77 and Arbitrary going to write about then?
by DBoba, 9-27-20

 

by DBoba
10-13-20
arrrrr
evast ye anemic parasite
wooooo grrrr grrr
make haste in thy departure ye of little orthodontal correction!
I vant to drink your blood!
Oh...goin' VEGAN now are ye?

 

by DBoba
10-13-20
So...where were you in the 80s when they sent out the death of the mullet memo?
and hight top sneakers with parachute pants? Dude seriously?
I bet you're still trying to learn how to shred like Eddie Van Halen eh?

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