...meanwhile...at the White House

Author: DBoba

Date: September 12, 2020

by DBoba
9-12-20
sorry to wake you at this hour sir..but we've got a situation...
Hmmm....ok let's go to the "Situation Room" then...
uh...sir....that's the Presidential bathroom...
yeah well I gotta take care of this situation first...
fart...poop....piss....pee...fart....
So anyway...we've got a code red in Amish country.....seems one "Arbitrary" made a funny comic there...we're not sure what the repercussions are going to be...
Amish eh? Have we got any people on the ground there yet? DAMMIT! Out of toilet paper again! WHAT THE FUCK is the janitor a DEMOCRAT or WHAT?