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by Ewwwww
12-26-03
Dec 31, 2003
I think im gonna stop entering CC's and become a buddist monk!
Really?
Jan 1, 2004
You just had to get in one more Paris Hilton refrence, didnt you?

 

by Ewwwww
12-28-03
Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over.
I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year.
Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day.
And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas!
So what is MikeyG getting?
A Bucket load of jizz if I have anything to say about it!

 

by Ewwwww
12-28-03
Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over.
I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year.
Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day.
And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas!
And then we got loaded and fucked! Thats two for me and one for you! Pay me the 20!
Damnit...This bet to see who screws more holiday figures sucks...This totally wasnt worth spooning with the Easter Bunny all night....

 

by Ewwwww
12-28-03
Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over.
I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year.
Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day.
And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas!
Santa, are you feeling ok? You keep talking into your beard.
Silence! Errr....heh...I mean.....IM NOT SADDAM!.....not that I would be...

 

by Ewwwww
12-28-03
Hi! Im placenta! Im here to join the Secks-Men.
Well hello! Im Professor Secks. Please come in.
Purple velvet walls?
It sets the mood.

 

by Ewwwww
12-28-03
Wow! Nice walls. They're so white...
Dont touch it. This room used to be purple, if you catch my drift. Now lets meet the rest of the team!
Hello! Im Jean Gay!
And Im Scott Suckers!
Im NutCrawler!
And Im PhantomSeck!

 

by Ewwwww
12-28-03
So whats next, Professor?
We're gonna see how well you do in the danger room!
...Not the Secks Room, or the Fuck Room, or the Anal Rape Room?
We couldnt really think of anything clever for that.

 

by Ewwwww
12-28-03
Who are you, little girl?
Im one of the Stepford CucKoos!
Why do they call y...
Cuckoo!
What the he...
Cuckoo!

 

by Ewwwww
12-28-03
Later...
Man, its really peaceful out here...
I know!
What the fuck was that?
It was me!
Who?
You can stop talking in thought now. Im right here.

 

by Ewwwww
12-28-03
Who are you?
Im Titty Pride! I can read thoughts.
Wow, cool!
You know, your the first guy that hasnt thoughts about me nakeds while talking to me.
..Until now...

 

by Ewwwww
12-28-03
Done yet?
Almost...
Ok
*sigh*

 

by Ewwwww
12-28-03
Much Later...
So I had a great first day at The Seck-Men Academy...
Now one thing left to do...
Would you please stop thinking about me naked?

 

by Ewwwww
12-29-03
2004 approaching, sir!
Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it.
OH... MY... GOD!!!
What is it, corporal?? What do you see!!
Oh...My Bad...I just had Jizz on my glasses

 

by Ewwwww
1-02-04
2004 approaching, sir
Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it.
OH... MY... GOD!!!
What is it, corporal?? What do you see!!
Wangs!
Your fired.

 

by Ewwwww
1-02-04
2004 approaching, sir!
Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it.
OH... MY... GOD!!!
What is it, corporal?? What do you see!!
dongs!
Your fired

 

by Ewwwww
1-02-04
2004 approaching, sir!
Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it.
OH... MY... GOD!!!
What is it, corporal?? What do you see!!
Yes! I am the master of the army men! I rule there world! I am there god!
Obijo! Get in here! Dinner is getting cold!

 

by Ewwwww
1-03-04

 

by Ewwwww
1-03-04
Good Evening. We have a developing story out of New York City where a riot is going on right now. Let's go to Phil McCracken live on the scene.
I'm here with Red Thompson, who has been a witness to the carnage since the beginning. Red, can you tell us how this riot started?
It was when Ruben from American Idol started eating children. Then Michael Jackson started eating them too. But not the way you would expect.

 

by Ewwwww
1-10-04
Dad, I need your advice on this chick. I really like her, but she treats me like shit. What should I do?
Go fetch me a beer, boy.

 

by Ewwwww
1-10-04
Dad, I need help with my homework! Do you know how to....
Can you atleast look at me when you lie there?

 

by Ewwwww
1-10-04
Dad, why are you always laying down?
Well, its an interesting story that involves a Penis and a Vagina...

 

by Ewwwww
1-10-04
Dad, mom said to get off your lazy ass and do some work.
Your mother....
If she wasnt a double D....

 

by Ewwwww
1-10-04
Dad, I was wondering...
Go ask your grandpa.
What?
Hey grandpa!

 

by Ewwwww
1-10-04
20 Years Later...
Hey Dad! Im going into space!
Yes Yes...
Go play your game in the backyard....Such a retard...

 

by Ewwwww
1-10-04
Dad! I've had enough! You are a fucking cunt!
What was that? I was taking a nap.

 

by Ewwwww
1-10-04
Get in here boy! I need to talk to you!
What? Im right in the middle of a Basketball Game!
You dissapoint me.

 

by Ewwwww
1-15-04
OMG I MADE TEH FISH SAY WANGS!
This is why I hate Serial Comics...

 

by Ewwwww
1-16-04
RAAAR!!! Tobor.....Tobor Bake Cake!
I help bake cake fo fi dolla!
Tobor suddenly sad...

 

by Ewwwww
1-31-04
My lord! I have been sent here to ask you a most important question.
Ask away, my son.
How do you edit comics?
*Sigh*
Send in a buck and press the fucking button, douche.

 

by Ewwwww
2-02-04
As Justin Timberlake's publicist, I would like to make an apology on his behalf...
We are very sorry...
That it had to be a member of the Jackson family.

 

by Ewwwww
2-19-04
To Ewwwww...
I'm now on your favorites! (Chicka)
Edited today from "I'm not on your favorites :(" because that would be false.
Sweet...
So do you wanna make out now or later?

 

by Ewwwww
2-27-04
I wanna recreate myself like Matt Hardys v 1.0 thing, but want to avoid the sucking part. How could this work? Maybe I could get a sidekick that sucks, that way I could stay suck-free!
Later...
Hello good sir! Im just going to ask you a few questions. What are your qualifications?
Rapp.

 

by Ewwwww
2-27-04
Listen you sack of shit. I'm telling you one more time. GIVE ME MY BONE.
It would be great if you could talk, Buffo! Then I could understand everything you say!
That's it. You're going down, man.
And when I say going down, I mean on me!

 

by Ewwwww
3-02-04
Holy shit! We are being used in a comic!
Quick, do something cool!
I had sex with a piece of cheese yesterday...

 

by Ewwwww
3-02-04
Unhappyclowns.com Chat, 2 hours ago...
Ah ha! It is me, Ewwwww!
(Not Jesus)
I think Jesus would have gotten a better reaction.

 

by Ewwwww
3-04-04
Ready?
I guess...
Well?
Let me put it this way.
Im just waiting for the Faries, Elves, Trolls, or something of that sort so we can have a threeway...

 

by Ewwwww
3-04-04
Ready?
I guess...
Well?
Let me put it this way.
Ah ha! It is me, SuperThong Jesus!

 

by Ewwwww
3-04-04
Ready?
I guess...
Well?
Let me put it this way.
It would be alot easier if I didn't have a vagina.

 

by Ewwwww
3-06-04
If you didn't like my last film, then atleast give me another chance in "Walking Tall" with The Rock! It comes out April 2nd!

 

by Ewwwww
3-11-04
These walls are jizz proof like the ones in them porno booths, right?

 

by Ewwwww
3-16-04
Cowboy Physics IRC...
Whats going on here?
I thought I said no more bong hits with bots on IRC!
I think Jesus and bong hits would have gotten a better responce...

 

by Ewwwww
3-21-04
I hope I can make it into the door before I....
Wow, your fart just pierced my clitoris.

 

by Ewwwww
4-07-04
He Switched From Rum To Whisky!
I see you've swiched drinks, friend. Was their something wrong with the Rum?
Nothing unusual...
Then whats with the changes?
Well, if you'd stop turing into an asian, I might be able to tell you.

 

by Ewwwww
4-07-04
If you dont think that cowboys cry, then you've never heard a cowboy song!
What in the hell? How did a rocket get here?
Come on, Bush, you know you want me.
Fine, but lets make it quick!
After butt-sex, I like to bomb 3rd World Countrys.
*Sheads a tear* That is the most romantic thing I've ever heard.

 

by Ewwwww
4-07-04
And now, its the event you've all been waiting for! Kaufman sings G.B.H.'s "Big Women" while holding a cat!
Big Women, I like the size!
Big Women, flabby thighs!
Big Women, fill my eyes!
Big Women, I fantasize!
Meanwhile...
I want to have his children.
*Whore Sounds*

 

by Ewwwww
4-08-04
Im sorry, Sir. We have a "No-Pun" policy here at McDonalds.

 

by Ewwwww
4-08-04
I think my penis just slipped out of my boxers.

 

by Ewwwww
4-08-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!

 

by Ewwwww
4-10-04
Wangs and Dongs are really brains, you know.
Wangs! Wangs for lunch!
Dongs for breakfast! Dongs for brunch!
Wangs on every single meal!
Why cant we have a change of Dongs!
*Mmyers* You will both be shot for submitting this.

 

by Ewwwww
4-14-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
Go with the grain?

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