All comics by FrixFrax

 

by FrixFrax
7-22-04
I just won the lottery!
All our troubles are over!
They sure are, as now I can get lawyer for a divorce!
Hooray!
So that's what happened to my sock...
I barfed in the soup, and gave it to the homeless. I'm going to hell now *sigh*

 

by FrixFrax
7-24-04
Good afternoon, Mrs. Appleby, I'm here to pick up the twins, I hope they've been good!
Oh not a problem, Mr. Costner, they have all been a pair of busy bees!
Look! Daddy's here!
*buzz* Yay!
Now that, was just dang silly!
Hypocrite!

 

by FrixFrax
7-24-04
What the hell, that wasn't funny, there is no plot or storyline!
It's a comic for the blind! Only blind people can see it!

 

by FrixFrax
7-24-04
As hard as it is for me to say this, Mum, I'm a lesbian!
Well I also have something to tell you...
What's that?
I'm a shark! Mwuhahahahauhaha!
So that's what happened to my sock...
I once got very curious, and jacked an old guy off while giving him a sponge bath, I'm going to hell now *sigh*

 

by FrixFrax
7-24-04
Forgive me father, during you latest sermon, I got an erection, I then proceeded to play with it until I ejaculated into Mrs. Rose's hat
Jesus Christ! You dirty son of a bitch, you going to hell! BURN! BURN! BURN! BURN!
Ahhhh!
SATAN CAN TAKE YOUR SOUL NOW! I need my medication *weep* BURN! BURN! BURN! BURN!
So that's what happened to my sock...
I pissed in the holy water and watched a fully-grown man get baptized in it... I'm going to hell now *sigh*

 

by FrixFrax
7-25-04
Hey!
How dare you walk in on me naked, you gay!
But your always naked!
My mistake!
So that's what happened to my sock...
I once, oh forget it, I'm going to hell now *sigh*

 

by FrixFrax
7-25-04
Hey Duke, I gave up masturbating
Cool!
It was hard, but afterwards, I knew I deserved a reward!
How long did you last?
Fin.
2 minutes
That's our silly old Duke! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

by FrixFrax
7-25-04
FIRE!
WHAT CAN WE DO?
I think Allan the Arsonist might be able to help!
WHAT A SENSIBLE IDEA!
I know!

 

by FrixFrax
7-25-04
ALLAN THE ARSONIST, THERE IS A FIRE IN HAPPY GREEN FOREST WHAT SHALL WE DO!
A fire! Boys, you gather some wood, and I'll go get my bellows!
ALLRIGHT THEN!
Fire, here I come!
I'VE COLLECTED LOADS OF WOOD!
We'll have the fire out in no time!

 

by FrixFrax
7-25-04
Come on Bok more wood... Allan the Arsonist put more into with the bellows, the fire is getting bigger!
Ahhhh, help me! Please?
To Be Continued...
I COULD REALLY GO FOR SOME SUGAR RIGHT NOW, WHERE ARE YOU BOK?

 

by FrixFrax
7-26-04
I was at the pond today saw some gooses
Pardon?
I saw gooses at the pond!
Gooses! Fucking gooses, what the fuck is wrong with you fucking son mother jusus christ bitch whore, it's geese you fucking retard!
CALM DOWN TOM!
Am sorry Rod, but you know what am like, it's just me geese, it's just me geese!

 

by FrixFrax
7-26-04
Did you know geese come from an anteddy family?
Excuse me madam, what did you say?
Did you know geese come from an anteddy family?
Anteddy!, are you stupid or something, you stupid fat bitch, go get on a diet, or something, you whore! It's anatidae, fucking retard bitch!
CALM DOWN SIR!
Sorry, it's just me geese, it's just me geese!

 

by FrixFrax
7-26-04
Come on Tom, lick me out like you used to...
Oh yeah!
Mr. Sprocker! What the hell are you, oh Mr. Sprocker, you are a dark horse!
Somewhere up in a helicopter!
I'm ready for my jump, oh my god what the hell is that, it almost looks like to guys giving each other blow jobs!

 

by FrixFrax
7-26-04
I'm here to save you, only if you do something for me...
What's that!
Oh yeah, this is good, come on Mr. Sprocker, your turn!
No way, am I putting that in my mouth...
So tell me, Mr. Sprocker, how did you get home?
We rode camels accross the water...

 

by FrixFrax
7-27-04
Thank God, I caght you stick man, my house is on fire and my cat is in there, can you do anything to help?
I'm Mr. Boombastic!
Yes, that's very nice but my cat is stuck in my house!
Say me fantastic!
You are fantastic, now will you go get my cat?
Touch me in my back she says I'm Mr Ro..mantic, I can't risk my life going intio a flaming building to recuse your cat!

 

by FrixFrax
7-27-04
I finally got my pneumatic drill sounds volume 6, it took ten week but it's worth it, I'm going to listen to it on my portable CD player, right now!
Hey, would you like to go on a date with me sometime!
Brrrrrrrrrrrpshhhhhhh ,Brr pshhh, currrr!
Weirdo!
Where did that hot lady go, I sure would have liked to go on a date with her sometime!

 

by FrixFrax
7-27-04
Could you move over please?
No...
Allright then...
Hey if you want the seat, I can move along...
No, I don't want it...
No, I insist!

 

by FrixFrax
7-27-04
Stick Man, get the hens back in there pens, please!
Right away, Farmer Pickles!
Hey Stick Man, do you have a tiny cock to show me? HAHAHAHAHA!
Yes, this is a farm, I could even show you a big cock if you like!
HAHAHAHAHA!
What an odd little boy...

 

by FrixFrax
7-27-04
Please help me!
Look at that! A dancing clown!
I'm not dancing, it's my hemorrhoids!
HAHAHAHAHA! Your funny clown, I know your game your going to squirt me with your flower, naughty little clown! HAHAHAHAHA!
Argh!
HAHAHAHAHA!

 

by FrixFrax
7-28-04
Boy! I just found more of Mrs. Pete underwear in your dog basket, all wet!
A dog has to get some pleasures, I opted for weekly sex sessions, but noooooooo
Oh is that the door!?
Yup, sounded like the door to me!
That's it I'm sick of you taking my wife’s clothes off the line and them coming back later all wet!
But it wasn't me, it was the dog, the dog!

 

by FrixFrax
7-28-04
I'm having Brandy over tonight, I want you on your best behavior!
Hoping for the big one tonight, eh? Hey maybe we could make it a threesome, you have her front bit and I'll take her leg!
Aw, isn't he cute, boo wee boo boo!
Lady please, I'm not a baby, I'm a dog!
*strokes* Does he bite?
Not usually, but if stroke you me there again, I might have to report you for sexual harassment!

 

by FrixFrax
7-28-04
So how do I use this thing, sure looks good, gotta be 18, so I'm, ah to hell with it, "enter"
Welcome to Pet Lust, guy fucks a dog!
What the hell are you doing, on pet porn, you sick little dog!
Can't a dog have some pleasure in peace?
Your under arrest for visiting such sites, as petpornpary.com, and other bestiality sites!
But it wasn't me, it was the dog, the dog!

 

by FrixFrax
7-29-04
Walkies, we're going the Taylor park!
No! Not Taylor, that's where all the gay dogs go, no please *whimper*
Brandy!
Hey! I think Chet is in heat, we took him to one of those breeding places, but the bitch just wasn't his type I guess...
Hi, would you like to share my bone?
OK then... no funny stuff

 

by FrixFrax
7-29-04
I dropped it, could go down and pick it up for me!
Sure...
Oh my god! What the hell is Chet doing to my dog!
Oh how cute, they like each other!
I'm sorry to have to rape you and all, couldn't resist..
My butt hurts...

 

by FrixFrax
7-29-04
Well the vet is going to have to check you out, I hope that little experiment with you and Chet is a one off!
Hello! Did my face look like I enjoyed that, I was raped! Where is the justice?
Ahm so this zee dog, I moost say I have neever, heard of a gay dog beefore, but I shall have to geeve heem the rectal examination!
Oh what a joyus day! A hand and dick up my butt! What now a foot?
Get moving dog!
Oh I forgot, you havn't had anything stuffed up your butt today!

 

by FrixFrax
7-29-04
Hey Brandy, no Chet today?
No his little play mate, Fido is over for a visit, I thought I'd leave them to get to know each other...
In Brandy's house...
I dropped my bone, could you pick it up for me?
Sure...
Hey love doctor, cut the crap or I'm going to go pee-pee on your girlfriends new trainers
Hey, coulnd't help but notice, you have new trainers!

 

by FrixFrax
7-29-04
Yeah, just got them... oh my god what's that n my leg!
A dog has to go sometimes and it feels so much better on new trainers...
Oh my, HAHAHAHA, bad dog, HAHAHA!
That's not funny!
Oh my god what the hell is that?
Seems like it was more than a pee I needed...

 

by FrixFrax
7-29-04
I'm so sorry, I just don't know what came over him!
Hurry up, it's going on the carpet!
Hey there, want some of this juicy delicious bone?
Hello Chet, and no I do not want any of your bone!
I dropped it could you at least pick it up for me?
Sure...

 

by FrixFrax
7-29-04
Don't worry, I'll be done in a second!
Why do I always fall for this? *howl*
He got you too?
Twice
You have to admit, does give you a weird tingling feeling...
Is the whole dog population turning gay, jeez!

 

by FrixFrax
7-29-04
OK, so lets get this over with just think you could be Santa's helper dog!
Oh my god, this snow isn't real but it's cold, and who the hell wants to go to Christmas land at the end of July!
Welcome to Christmas Land!
Has anyone ever told you, you should get a face lift?
Well lets go get you to see santa!
Woopee

 

by FrixFrax
7-29-04
Ho, Ho, Ho! You must be my new helper!
Your a grown man, in a suit, you come any closer and I'm ripping that off!
Well just let me pick you up...
I warned him!
Mommy! Mommy! I want to go see Santa!
Allright, just remember Mommy loves you and your Father hates you, and hopes you die becuase he wont pay my alimony

 

by FrixFrax
7-29-04
Ho, Ho, Ho! I'm Santa!
Your not Santa, MOMMY! SANTA HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED!
What have I done now?
You ripped his suit! This is going out your allowance in doggy treats!
Oh oh! I gotta go this tree, looks like a good spot!
*sigh* I knew I should have stuck with my lead role in Cats!

 

by FrixFrax
7-31-04
11 days ago, was my first full year at the SC! Hooray!
So you are a bit late, what are your plans now?
Well make more comics, and maybe get some hot, men, I mean chicks, CHICKS!
Your not fooling anyone!
Quiet you!
FrixFrax everybody! *claps*

 

by FrixFrax
8-03-04
Oh, Sharon it's you, did I ever tell you about the time a celebrity was at the farm!
No Daddy, I don't think you did!
It all started one night, when I heard the pigs a squeelin'
Uh huh huh, hey pretty, how about we make some pork, that's right, I have a pork sausage for you!

 

by FrixFrax
8-03-04
So I went in there to investigate and when I looked in his face, I was so shocked so I said...
What did you say?
You might be Elvis Presley but that doesn't mean you can molest my pigs!
Why was Elvis molesting your pigs?
Did I say Elvis, I meant Phill Collins!
Now that makes sense!

 

by FrixFrax
8-04-04
I knew you'd change your mind, I was getting wet thinking about that old photo of us on our wedding night is all crusty now!
I came for that pork chop for lunch!
Oh baby, please I can change, you know I love you!
I came for that pork chop for lunch!
Oh, don't do this to me please, am mad lonely and old and hairy and I need to lose weight but please, listen I'll even go on-top, oh baby, listen!
I came for that pork chop for lunch!

 

by FrixFrax
8-05-04
Gee, FrixFrax your last few comics have really went down hill, what have you been doing?
Nothing much... had a blonde in my bed the other day...
Need help, dropping your underwear?
Oh come and get me big boy!
Gay sex again then?
Of course not, don't be so disgusting, you really are disgusting, have you been in my closet? I really think you should keep out my closet!

 

by FrixFrax
8-05-04
I'm having a heart attack!
I'm having my lungs removed!
Good then you wont be able to spit anymore!
I'm going to freeze my head in a jar!
I'm going to wrap myself in electrical wiring and then jump in a swimming pool!
Good god, you'll be killed!

 

by FrixFrax
8-05-04
Talking mirror, eh?
Oh you look fine, but I really think you should be wearing a more supportive bra!
Yo, talking mirror, this is some serious jacked up shit!
Yo, what up brother, you got a look that is totally sick!
Talking mirror, mirror, mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?
Not you, you fat cunt!

 

by FrixFrax
8-07-04
Yummy! These burgers are great Mom, where did you get them?
Oh there great, new Taka Taka burgers!
What kind of meat is it?
I'm not sure, cow meat I'd imagine!
We're all out of asian girls, those burgers are selling out fast!

 

by FrixFrax
8-07-04
Those new condoms worked wonders, they kept in all the sperm and even helped me maintain an erection longer, and they are soooo comfy!
I'm glad, there new Taka Taka condoms!
More asian girl scarping for the condoms!
Not anymore...
Burnnnnnn!

 

by FrixFrax
8-07-04
Well there, stop making Taka Taka good now, so I just grabbed these last Taka Taka sausages!
Mommy, this sausage looks like a penis!
Shut up Carla and eat your penis, I mean sausage!
Gross, it tastes all salty inside!
And so the asian girls lived happily ever after, making clothes for coprate business getting paid very little...
This isn't a very happy ending...
I am happy, with no gun to my head, that's for sure!

 

by FrixFrax
8-07-04
Hi, Welcome to personalised suicide notes we personalise suicide notes for when you commit suicide!
Right, I want it to say, I love you, and it must have a cool drawing at the bottom, and also try make people cry, I want them to cry!
Would you like some lethal pills or rope with that?
No thanks, I was thinking chainsaw!
Well, I suggest you buy some blood stain remover, the chainsaw method is very messy!
Good, point ah what the hell, stick some rope with that!

 

by FrixFrax
8-08-04
You know being a small cop, in a small town, is often hard, some of the biggest crimes happen round here...
Help! There's been a robbery!
I'm on my way!
The sewing shop, quick!
It's just awful officer, I had just got in in an apple shaped button, pink it was, and I Mrs. Greenby came to pick it up but it was gone
Don't worry we'll find the *bleep* that did this!

 

by FrixFrax
8-09-04
Get your foot out my porridge!
NO!
FINE! I'LL EAT AROUND IT BUT DON'T BLAME ME IF I STAB YOUR FOOT WITH A SPOON!

 

by FrixFrax
8-09-04
You luk k00l!
I'm looking out for shooting stars!
Wud j00 lyk 2 cum out wit me sumtime?
I feel like chicken tonight, chicken tonight!
I think ur so k00l, wanna syber wit me, ma cok is 20000000 inches long, lolo!
I'm on a diet!

 

by FrixFrax
8-09-04
I will scramble your circuits!
No you wont, I'm a dinosaur!
A pink donkey, I'm going to get it with clay cutting wire
I like cheese!
Me too, lets see if we can eat the moon!

 

by FrixFrax
8-12-04
Dude, robbing the strobe light place was the best idea you ever had!
Totally dude!
There is just one problem we forgot about...
What's that?
Your epileptic!
Shit dude *fits, wets self- and foams at the mouth*

 

by FrixFrax
8-12-04
Great party, want to have sex with me?
Allright then!
OK, you take your costume of now!
This isn't a costume...
Oh no, not...
Yes, it's me, Mwuhahahahahaha, you have been fooled by talking penguin

 

by FrixFrax
8-12-04
Mommy, the stars are so beautiful!
Well, Mommy knows a little song! If you look above way up high, you can see the stars of the night!
The stars are shining brightly. Mommy, they make little children so happy!
Yes that is true, and Mommy loves you just right!
If I wish really hard... maybe I'll be a star tonight!
What the fuck, how the fucking hell are you going to be a star, or do you have some magical fucking space ship or something, fucking twat, night Molly, sweet dreams

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