Farm Stories 2

Author: FrixFrax

Date: August 3, 2004

by FrixFrax
8-03-04
So I went in there to investigate and when I looked in his face, I was so shocked so I said...
What did you say?
You might be Elvis Presley but that doesn't mean you can molest my pigs!
Why was Elvis molesting your pigs?
Did I say Elvis, I meant Phill Collins!
Now that makes sense!