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by dcomposed
10-05-03
We have a sexy baby boy! And his penis is so large!
I fucked a hooker and now I have Chlamydia.
I have to tell you so you don't fuck me and get it.
No more babies for a while then?

 

by dcomposed
10-06-03
OH SHIT! It's the Dcom Snrs! Act natural!
meow
tea party
Aw, look at the baby playing with the kitty.
Isn't that cute...
Ok... they're gone. Back to training!
KILL!
ok

 

by dcomposed
10-06-03
Being a baby is boring.
hmm
YAY!
NA, NA, NA, NA, NA, NA, NA, BATMAN!!

 

by dcomposed
10-06-03
NA, NA, NA, NA, NA, NA, NA, BATMAN!!
Look Out! Here comes the Spiderman.
I don't remember much of these years. I WAS TWO!!
NA, NA, NA, NA, NA, NA, NA, BATMAN!!

 

by dcomposed
10-06-03
YEE-HAW!!
A VIKING!!
NO! It's only ObiJo in disguise!
Oh..
Now that we have that out in the open I can get on with my plans for world domination! But first, I must take care of Kim Possible...
You're not going to poop in my mouth again are you?

 

by dcomposed
10-09-03
You're what, two now?
Time for you to start playing football.
Better late than never I suppose.

 

by dcomposed
10-09-03
You're like a midget, you're even smaller than the ball.
I doubt you could even hold it.
So I'm just going to throw it at your head really, really hard.

 

by dcomposed
10-15-03
So your penis is only two inches fully erect, I can get over that.
I guess it only seems small in comparison.
Comparison to what? Your gigantic vagina?

 

by dcomposed
10-16-03
Hey brad, if you're such a fag, how do you have 413 kids?
I just didn't use protection when I was fucking mAAk in his gay ass.
You can't get pregnant from ass fucking!
Yes you can.
They're children of the cornhole.

 

by dcomposed
10-23-03
My Charizard could beat your Gyarados!
Nu-uh!

 

by dcomposed
10-23-03
Dairy Queen have enlisted the help of seventh grader Peter Peterson to help promote their new ice cream flavour, Scotchvanilla.
The Indiana native is said to be one of the foremost experts in PowerPoint proficiency.
Just last week he learned how to make slides change by themselves.

 

by dcomposed
11-06-03
Hi! I'm MisterPoopy! The cry baby from the forums! The incredibly sexy dcomposed ended my annoying never ending sentance topic.
I must be some kind of psychologist, because from one post, I know that dcomposed is an impotent, self-loathing prick of a human, who should experience the most gruesome of deaths for his dumbosity.
Actually little buddy, you were right about everything you said about me.
DAMN IT! NOW YOU'VE ENDED MY DISSING YOU TOO!

 

by dcomposed
11-13-03
RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS.
RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS.
RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS.
dood i hav evry thing relsaed on sycopathic recordz evar
I have a few Twiztid songs, I don't really pay attention to that label though.
wats a twisted

 

by dcomposed
11-13-03
RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS.
RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS.
RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS. RETARDS.
hey u want 2 go tag a cop car or sumfin
I don't know, my dad only died two days ago, I don't think I could.
omg now ur dad is ded he is in shangri-la omg dat is so cool lol
:(

 

by dcomposed
11-13-03
hey lets go buy some weed and get high and be even more retarded than we are now
I can't man, I need all my money to buy the new Tech N9ne album.
omg he did a song wit d12 u feminem faggot
He has also worked with Twiztid, Esham and even ICP.
shutup u jugaho

 

by dcomposed
11-13-03
hey man u no who i rely hate
Who?
rich peple i hate dem richy fucks and all tehr rich money
hey u think i shoud get dis $240 shirt on hatchetgear.com?

 

by dcomposed
11-14-03
u goin 2 de gatering dis year
No, I don't think I want to spend millions of dollars to get across the world and hang out with a bunch of retards.
wat u sum kind of juggaho or sumthin
Even if I wanted to go, I can't afford it.
if u were a real juggalo u wud find a way 2 get there

 

by dcomposed
11-14-03
Why I hate juggalos I don't even know on AIM
genericjuggaloname: sup ninja
dcompos3d: I'm just doing some important stuff that I wouldn't want some retard I don't know interupting.
genericjuggaloname: lol i hear ya
genericjuggaloname: u here [recent release] yet?

 

by dcomposed
11-14-03
juggalo: hi
dcompos3d: Howdy. Nice original name you got there, how'd you think of it?
juggalo: shut up h8r
dcompos3d: If you want me to shut up, I will. But I wouldn't want to miss the enthralling conversation I'm sure we could have.
juggalo: shut up h8r u a juggaho h8r y u h8 if u down u woodnt hate but you h8 u must be a juggaho u h8r fuck of h8r

 

by dcomposed
11-14-03
u no who else i hate i hate bigots and i hate chickens
"big·ot n. One who is strongly partial to one's own group, religion, race, or politics and is intolerant of those who differ."
wats ur point
My point is, that, if you hate bigots and "chickens", doesn't that make you, yourself, a bigot?
shutup u hater

 

by dcomposed
11-14-03
i saw dem comics u made on dat sight y u h8
If you want to know why, read the comics. That's what they're about.
u a hater and a juggaho u dont no anything about juggalos u just a hater
Yes. That's why I named the comics "Why I Hate Juggalos".
man the juggalos are going 2 take over the world and when they do ur going down with the other haters
Oh no! I'm going to miss out on a chance to live in a world run by retards!

 

by dcomposed
11-14-03
You want to go get a beer, man?
nah i only drink faygo
What's so good about Faygo? I heard it was shit.
its cheap
Not when you get it imported from three thousand miles away.
shutup u hater

 

by dcomposed
11-14-03
i hate mtv and i hate women
and i hate my mom becase she woodnt buy me evry peace of sycopathic records merch
You hate a lot.
shutup hater

 

by dcomposed
11-14-03
He doesn't love me the way I love him.

 

by dcomposed
11-14-03
He's a really stupid guy.
And not in a cute dumb chick way.
He's just a really stupid guy.

 

by dcomposed
11-14-03
He's just a little old.
Oh, hi bunner.

 

by dcomposed
11-14-03
His name is too much like Rodney Mack's name.

 

by dcomposed
11-14-03
Brad sucks.

 

by dcomposed
11-14-03
Hey Tobor, want to cornhole me?
Not really.

 

by dcomposed
11-14-03
I blew in the wrong nozzle.

 

by dcomposed
11-14-03
Farscape.
Quincy.
Dr. Who.

 

by dcomposed
11-14-03
Weasels are so small, they can get in "places". You don't want a Rabid_Weasle in those places. (hmm.. maybe I do...)

 

by dcomposed
11-14-03
"ess" implies feminity.
Damn, was I suprised when I went to his strip club.
Really, I am a woman! I'm just in a man's body!

 

by dcomposed
11-14-03
I just made 22 comics about people I hate.

 

by dcomposed
11-14-03
Now get up out your seat because my beat is so complete / I'm movin everybody from A to Z / And when it comes to straight up rockin, I'm second to none / From Doug E. Fresh to LL or DJ Run
They say hammer how you do it? I got it like that / My posse's ever rollin, We keep it in tact / Just put on the hammer and you will be rewarded / My beat is ever boomin, And you know I get it started
My grandma says I'm fresh.

 

by dcomposed
11-14-03
Hey, Comic Cup! I think I'll vote!
PM from Chicka: You're not in the cup, you can't vote.
Hey, another round! I think I'll vote!
PM from Chicka: Stop voting, you have to be in the cup to vote.
Here we go with round three, I better get to voting!

 

by dcomposed
11-14-03
Do you mind if I make out with Inflatable_Man?
Can I make out with Rabid_Weasle?
I'm just going to make out with all your friends. See you later, k?

 

by dcomposed
11-14-03
Hey brad!
If you're not home and you don't mind me coming in, don't say anything.
Damn, I didn't know you were THAT old.
Yup, 27. I'm as good as gone.

 

by dcomposed
11-14-03
Everyone on my block has a pet horse.
Sounds like a great "neigh"bourhood.
I'm so poor I made a belt out of pasta.
That's a waist of pasta. You could have eaten it!
I'm pregnant.
Great! I can make pasta now! The prego's here!

 

by dcomposed
11-15-03
How was I to know "BigFrank" refered to his name and height?

 

by dcomposed
11-15-03
hmm.. Outside The Inbox.. that souds pretty good...
Wait.. one track is by Sex Piano! I don't want this!
I can't believe I almost broke a $5 for this.

 

by dcomposed
11-15-03
It took my eight tries to spell his name right.

 

by dcomposed
11-15-03
genericjuggaloname: sup niggalo
dcompos3d: niggalo?
genericjuggaloname: yeh u no like nigga and juggalo
dcompos3d: But I'm not even black.
genericjuggaloname: lol ur a funny niggalo

 

by dcomposed
11-15-03
hey man im not no feminem faggot or nuthin but i was just wondering
is eminem in nwa
well

 

by dcomposed
11-15-03
hey man woodnt it be good if tupac did a song with icp
Isn't he dead or something?
lol
there r conspiracy theorists who think that but i didnt no u were 1

 

by dcomposed
11-15-03
hey u got dat new smackdown game for the ps2
Yeah.
u shood hav got bakyard wrestling insted it better
I decided to go with the real wrestling game, the one with replay value. Why is Backyard Wrestling so good?
becoz it sayd so on insaneclownposse.com

 

by dcomposed
11-15-03
genericjuggaloname: yo
dcompos3d: Hey hey.
Five hours later:
genericjuggaloname: i gotta go man peas out

 

by dcomposed
11-15-03
So I downloaded the new Esham video for "Woo Woo Woo". Quite a gay song, but I have just one question - Who the fuck dresses Esham?
It looks like he borrowed those clothes from Nelly. It wasn't even snowing in that club, why did he need that hat? And seriously, who wears baby blue? He should go on Queer Eye For a Straight Rapper.
Esham is just a fat 50 Cent now.

 

by dcomposed
11-15-03
Another thing I noticed about the "Woo Woo Woo" video is that Esham now has a hatchetman tattoo on his hand.
This seems to be a stupid move as Esham's history with his current lover Big Gay Joe Bruce has been quite capricious. I'm hoping he gets fired pretty soon. Or if that doesn't happen-
Psychopathic can change their logo on him and reveal that all their hatchet tats are rub-ons and they'll be like "WE GOT YOU GOOD, SUCKA!". Esham will look so silly groping women then.

 

by dcomposed
11-15-03
I just got Esham's new album, Repentance, and I noticed a few things I disfavor.
Track 6: "Soopa Doopa", feat. Soopa Villians, Track 9: "Hard Times", feat. ICP, Track 14: "Boom!", feat. Violent J, Track 18: "Dem Boyz" feat. Violent J.
I didn't realise I accidentaly picked up an Insane Clown Posse cd.

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