Why I Hate kaufman

Author: dcomposed

Date: November 14, 2003

by dcomposed
11-14-03
Everyone on my block has a pet horse.
Sounds like a great "neigh"bourhood.
I'm so poor I made a belt out of pasta.
That's a waist of pasta. You could have eaten it!
I'm pregnant.
Great! I can make pasta now! The prego's here!