All comics by funnykid

 

by funnykid
5-20-06
Go to clockcrew.net
Alright, I've satisfied your sick sexual fantisys, now what?
Use your penis to wipe the blood off the walls.
go to clockcrew.net
Then twist my nipples.
GO TO CLOCKCREW.NET
Ugh. at this point, there's not much I can add to the comic.

 

by funnykid
5-20-06
May I take your order?
Yes. Rape me, and use my blood to write "OMFG" on the walls.
I meant your FOOD order.
I fucking know what you MEAN.

 

by funnykid
5-20-06
my eyes hurt.
care for some eyedrops?
NO! THAT'S WHAT MADE THEM HURT IN THE FIRST PLACE!
Why'd you put eyedrops in if you didn't need them in the first place?
BECAUSE I'M STUPID.

 

by funnykid
5-20-06
Hello, you cute little devil, you.
Shut the fuck up and rape me, you big-balled fuck.
Rape is for if you DON'T know it's coming.
Hey, fuck you buddy.
I want sex. I want it hard.

 

by funnykid
5-20-06
I pledge RAPE to the FAG of the WANG SHIT FUCK of SEX BALLS.
No, evil goat. It's__
I don't fucking care what it is, you brown beard midget fag. Rape me, you bastard. And smear my blood on the walls if my anus bleeds, you furry faggot.
No.
Don't make me do it to you.

 

by funnykid
5-20-06
Why, hello neighbor. I'd like you to manrape me with a prosthetic wang, and then suck my cock so hard it bleeds all over the floor, and do all this in an Abe Vigoda costume.
Then tell the world you fucked evil goat, the sexiest beast in the world, and you have an uncontrollable lust for him.
But I don't HAVE an abe vigoda costume.

 

by funnykid
5-20-06
Hello, Alex.
Evil goat! long time no see!
I want you to fucking rape my brains out. I want my anus to bleed. I want you to drill a vagina in my crotch, and rape my brains out again.

 

by funnykid
5-20-06
Funnykid, your latest series "evil goat" is perverted and gay.
No, it's funny.
It's an insult to homosexuals everywhere.
Come on, what's gunna happen?
Note: I do not dislike gays, nor am I gay.
Why HELLO, Choad...um...hehheh. About that gay insult comic...
Brad is coming for you, dipdhit.

 

by funnykid
5-21-06
I want you to rape me, you sexy motherfucker. Tickle my balls and then fuck me.
Ich weiß nicht. Ich muß meinen Verstand bilden, denn Sie haben einen ungeraden Antrag von mir gebildet.
Jedoch mag ich zu den bitte netten kleinen Ziegen...
I don't fucking speak german.
Aber ich gehe zum Du Arschloch! Sind Sie nicht erfüllt?

 

by funnykid
5-21-06
Deutschland ist in der Furcht wieder! Hitler ist wieder lebendig!
No cogí una palabra de eso. Soy mexicano.
WIR WERDEN VON HITLER BOMBARDIERT! HITLER IST LEBENDIG!
Soy mexicano, idiota. ¡cMexicano! ¡No hablo alemán! ¡Hablo ESPAÑOL!
LIEBER GOTT! Er BRENNT!!! Helfen Sie mir Freund! Ich BRENNE!!!
¿Es usted aceptable, compinche?

 

by funnykid
5-21-06
Wurde Sie mögen ein Glas Wasser?
No sé lo que usted acaba de decir. Soy mexicano, amigo.
Does Would you like have glass of toilets?
Qué en el nombre del dios...?

 

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by funnykid
5-21-06
Meine Frau warf mich aus dem Haus heraus. Sie wurde an mir wirklich wütend, als ich unsere Babys aß.
Estoy apesadumbrado, yo hablo español. Soy mexicano. ¡Hablo ESPAÑOL!
Wurde del frau de Meine un wütend del MIR. Unsere Babys del asno de Ich.

 

by funnykid
5-21-06
έμαθα τα ελληνικά.
Estoy apesadumbrado, yo no hablo Griego. Español, por favor.
Δεν καταλαβαίνω τη γλώσσα σας, φίλος.
No tengo ninguna idea qué usted acaba de decir. Español, por favor.
Wartezeit... was?

 

by funnykid
5-21-06
He, wenn wir nicht uns verstehen können, wie können wir beste Freunde sein?
¿Espera, qué usted justo dijo?
Jesus, unser Verfasser ist schrecklich.
¿Hey, cómo podemos ser los mejores amigos si no podemos entendernos?
Was?

 

by funnykid
5-21-06
Good morning, ass...CLASS! Sorry, class. Today, little Edward wants to solve the RAPE__MATH, sorry, math, problem I gave you last night.
doce más ocho es veinte, sir.
What the FUCK? I suppose you'd like to sing our national anthem in Italian, too?
Español, sir. Hablo español.
Ik spreek ook het Italiaans. Zit... in... de... hoek.
Eso no es italiano, eso es HOLANDÉS. Hablo español, no italiano. Soy mexicano.

 

by funnykid
5-21-06
¿Qué se parece ser el problema, oficial?
Do you have any idea how fast you were going?
No entiendo una palabra que usted está diciendo. Soy mexicano, sir.
¿Hey, cómo podemos ser los mejores amigos si no podemos entendernos?
Eso no tuvo sentido en este contexto. Usted no puede hablar español, idiota.
Qué en el nombre del dios...?

 

by funnykid
5-21-06
OH-, hallo Edward. Ich war Schlag oben durch einige grosse Kerle, die etwas gegen mich haben.
Estoy apesadumbrado. Conjeturo que nunca le entenderé. Debemos ir nuestras maneras separadas
Bumsen

 

by funnykid
5-21-06
Hey, what are you doing?
Your fly's open.
Hahaha! I won't fall for that trick again. I have no fly, because I'm a cartoon.
seriously, dude, your fly's open!
Noooo! I can't zip it up!

 

by funnykid
5-21-06
Lieber Stickman, haben wir eine wundervolle Zeit in England. Kümmern Sie sich um, Sie geistloses Bumsen. Liebe, Mamma und Vati
¿Qué sus padres dicen, Stickman?
Was sagten Sie? Sprechen Sie Deutsches, bitte.
¿Um... qué, Stickman? TODAVÍA no hablo alemán.
Warum gehen Sie weiter?
Soy mexicano.

 

by funnykid
5-21-06
I RIPPED OFF YOUR PENIS!!!111!!!!
wait...whut?
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????AAAAAAAAAAAAAA??????
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????AAAAAAAAAAAAAA??????

 

by funnykid
5-21-06
Hello, sir. I brought you a gift, because santa loves you!
WOW! No one ever brought me a gift before! What is it? A doggy? A million dollars? A deed to a new house?
Nope! It's a BOX!! SURPISE!

 

by funnykid
5-21-06
I'm black and you're white. Why do we races hate each other so?
MAYBE CUZ NIGUHS LIKE YOU SHUD BE HANGED AT THE CROSS, BITCH?!!!
It occures to me that only our skin differs. We like different music, and foods, and have different accents only because of peer presure, and the people we live with.
SHUT THE HELL UP YOU DIRTY NIGGER WHORE. I OUGHTA RIP YOUR BRAINS OUT THE WAY YOU GO ON ABOUT DEEP CRAP LIKE NIGGERS BEING AS GOOD AS ME!!!! NIGGER!
Then I realize that you people are right. Some races ARE better than others, you judgemental, white-trash, bitch.
DAMN RIGHT YOU STUPID FUCKER!! I'LL GIVE YOU YOUR DAILY DOSE OF ME BEING BETTER THAN YOU!! WHY DON'T CHA GO JUMP IN AN ACID LAKE, WHORE??

 

by funnykid
5-22-06
Ok, let's take a look. What happened?
Well, I took this hammer. And this nail. And I wacked the nail several times with the hammer. With the nail right at my head.
Okay, I'll bite. Why?
Because I wondered what it felt like. It looked quite painful. But, y'know, I wasn't sure.
Why in god's name would you not be sure?
I dunno. Just, y'know, me, I guess.

 

by funnykid
5-22-06
Hey, guard, what's up with that giant gaping hole in the roof that I can escape through?
Hmmm...I don't know. Why don't you try to escape through it and see?
Ok, then.
Wait...what?

 

by funnykid
5-22-06
so than i saies thoes rotar turbians arn't gona genrate garvituns by thimselfes!
HAHAHA!! I'M GONNA RIP YOURE HEAD OFF!
um...whate wat did u sey
UM...DON'T KNOW.

 

by funnykid
5-22-06
HEY JEFF!!! MRS. WILSON JUST HIT ME HARD WITH A BROOM!!! IT HURT!!!
GEE JOEY!!! MAYBE SHE'S MAD AT YOU!!!
MOM, MRS. WILSON HIT ME TODAY!!! SHE HIT ME IN THE HEAD!!! JEFF SAID MAYBE SHE'S MAD AT ME!!!
I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE WOULD BE MAD, JOEY!!! MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK HER!!!
MRS. WILSON!!! WHY DID YOU YOU HIT ME WITH A BROOM!!!
YOU AND JEFF TORTURED MY CAT!!! HE HAD TO GO TO THE PET HOSPITAL AND I WAS MAD!!!

 

by funnykid
5-22-06
HEY MOM!!! SOME GUY CAME UP TO ME TODAY AND HIT ME!!! WHEN I WOKE UP, MY MONEY WAS GONE!!!
OH NO JOEY!!! YOU WERE MUGGED!!!
HEY JEFF!!! MY MOM SAID I WAS MUGGED!!!
WOW, THAT'S REALLY NEAT, JOEY!!! MAYBE YOU'LL BE IN THE NEWS!!! THAT WOULD BE COOL!!!
HEY MOM!!! JEFF SAID I'LL BE IN THE NEWS BECAUSE I WAS MUGGED!!! THAT WILL BE REALLY COOL!!! HUH, MOM!!!
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH ROOM TO PUT YOU IN THE NEWS, JOEY!!! THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE STARVING TO DEATH OR WERE KILLED WHO WILL BE IN THE NEWS!!!

 

by funnykid
5-23-06
Grandpa? Is that you?
Yes, Grandson, I am back from the dead! WoOoOoO.
No one says WoOoOoO anymore. Not ghosts who wanna make a impression. You gotta go RAWWWRGRAWWWLLLL!! I WILL EAT YOU, AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS!!!! WAHHAHA!!! PREPARE TO BE DESTROYED!!!
Wait...does that mean I actually have to eat them?
Duh. What's wrong with that? You're undead, grandpa.
Uhg...weak stomach. Seriously, I'll puke all over. And the puke will come to life, too. Not pretty.

 

by funnykid
5-23-06
So, where did you go for all that time, Grandpa?
I was inside Martha Stewart's small intestines, along with some other guy named Dave, who has a hernia.
Um....not to be rude, but WHY were you inside Martha Stewart's small intestines?
Because god wanted to put me in an intestinal tract I could be proud of.
You're still as senile as ever, aren't you, Grandpa?
Youth is wasted on the tongue, Martha.

 

by funnykid
5-23-06
Tommorow...The most suspencful, thrilling adventure will take place...
Take that, mudduh!
BAM!!!
A hero will have no choice but to go on a mindless killing rampage to save the Earth from a scourge determined to stop at nothing to spread disease and disembowl our national anthem...
Teach you to fuck with someone from NEW YORK, YAH LITTLE BITCH!!
BAM!!!
"Immigrant"----Coming to ABC tomorrow.
BAM!!!

 

by funnykid
5-23-06
Hoho! Heehee. We snuck in illegaly! Hey, that rhymes!
Shut up! We have to destroy this city by taking jobs away from...um...wait....NO, I know this...innocent citizens! HAHAHA!
Yes! Us, being the cruel, heartless monsters that we are....uh...will...destroy the economy and stuff......your line, idiot...!
What? Oh...hahaha!! Quite!!
HAHAHA!! We have destroyed this city with our economy unbalancing job-taking-away-a-facation!
Avian flu's got nothing on us!!!!!!!

 

by funnykid
5-23-06
Alright, Jim. We need you to stop the...ter-terro-__uh... scary people
Then what, chief?
Fuck if I know, I___oh...yea, um...then you must kill the imuhgrunte scary people with your gun.
"Cut."
Oh, shit. SORRY! Sorry, I...goddamn, this is a real gun? Holy crap, I just killed Dave!
BAM!!!

 

by funnykid
5-23-06
I know you're in there! (You're SUPPOSED to be IN THE HOUSE!)
oops.
sucky sucky, five dollah?
EAT SILVAH, YOU DIRTY, JOB STEALING, IMMERGUNT!
BAM!!!

 

by funnykid
5-23-06
Excuse me, can I have my snickers bar?
What? I don't have your snickers bar.
Yes. Yes you do. You see, every night when you fall asleep, I put food items in you bodily cavities for safekeeping.
OWCH! WHAT are you DOING, man?
I'm TRYING to get my snickers bar out of your butt. Hold still, please.
Is that a slim jim coming out of my nose?

 

by funnykid
5-24-06
This Fall...An all new made for TV movie...
Santa...all I want for christmas is a cure for aids.
I'll do it for YOU!! I'LL DO IT FOR THE WORLD!!!
Adam Sandler is...
I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHERE TO START! I NEED TO FIND OUT WHO WAS ON THAT BUS!!
But I need to find the cure for the avian flu, too, or else we'll be destroyed!!
"Action Santa"
I don't know which one the BLUE wire is! I'm colorblind!
Nooo! Now the 67-ranger airship will explode!!

 

by funnykid
5-26-06
I TOLD you, I'm not going to convert.
But, my child, being a catholic is wonderful! Even if you DO do something wrong, you can pray to god, who will always forgive you.
Let's say you hit somebody in the nose. That is a sin. That night, all you have to do is pray to god for forgiveness, and spread his the word of his love!
It's the exact same thing for an athiest. Do whatever you want, and as an added bonus, you save all that time you waste praying.

 

by funnykid
5-26-06
Now, Mr. Ninja, this mission is EXTREMELY dangerous. You do realize that taking on this mission means CERTAIN DEATH drawn out in a series of POORLY MADE TAG-TEAM COMICS?
Yes, I do.
You ALSO realize that you will have to count on an asteroid hitting the earth creating a black hole, for you to travel to the past to destroy the FATHER of OUR ARCH-ENEMY, a chance of which is 1%?
Yes, I do.
You ALSO realize that we picked YOU, out of all the ninja federation, because NO ONE gives a FLYING BIPED'S ASS about you?
Yes, I__what?

 

by funnykid
5-26-06
Hey, it's working! I just hope that the delicate process of transporting my molecules to another time period doesn't rearrange them in some sort of unsightly form.
YAGHATYSHWAUGITYAGHHHHHH!!!
OH SHIT!!! NOW I'M THAT CREEPY FEET4EARS BIPED CHARACTER, JOEY!!! I DON'T THINK THIS WILL END WELL!!!

 

by funnykid
5-27-06
Yes, I'm Kat...and...you must be Joe!
Yes, it's very nice to meet you.
Dammit, Randy, your girlfriend's sexy, and nice to boot. How do you do it?
Well, Joe, it might have to do with the fact that I tell most people about your obsession with llamas and burning hatred of Dick Wolf.
You BASTARD! You better not have told Kat.
That reminds me, I have to tell Kat.

 

by funnykid
5-27-06
Well, Randy, you were tied to a chair for three hours, I ate a piece of cat litter, and we both just played an hour of Fabel. As well as the fact that we each got 3 hours of sleep.
And NOW we have a play to do in two hours, where we both have semi-leading roles.
Later, backstage...
Wow, Joe! I'm really hyped about our last performance! This will be so fun!
WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP??

 

by funnykid
10-09-06
Happy Funnykid/Drawinger revival day
....
....
Oh fuck

 

by funnykid
10-09-06
What the fuck. You're telling me funnykid now has a revival day?
Why yes
Oh fuck

 

by funnykid
10-09-06
YAHHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS
Who the fuck are you?

 

by funnykid
10-09-06

 

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10-09-06

 

by funnykid
10-09-06
vagina

 

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10-09-06

 

by funnykid
10-09-06
just like old times eh?
except that funnykid isnt as much of an idiot
God this is just like old times
except funnykid isnt as much of an idiot...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAA OH FUCK AHAHAHAHAHA

 

by funnykid
10-09-06
omg h4x
ya i no

 

by funnykid
10-09-06
NOTICE MY EXTREMELY SMALL AND NEARLY NONEXISTANT PENIS
Yes, injokesters subconcious caused that. It is reflecting upon his own penis
AW SNAP

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