All comics by DBoba

 

by DBoba
10-30-20
One bright'n'shinin' Irish marnin'...early...after the bar closed...
Fuck this beer tastes like PISS
..later that same morning
Fuck..where the hell did my probation urine sample go?

 

by DBoba
10-31-20
So son have you thought about what you want to be when you grow up?
Yep
and?
I'm going to become a political pundit...
Don't you have to like be something else before you are called that?
Like what? If you are suggesting they worked...I think you need to do some fact checking...

 

by DBoba
12-11-20
Hey...watch this...(types TRUMP on FACEBOOK)
click here to view elections results
wow that's fucked up...hey type this in.....ready?...BIDEN'S BALLS...
(type type type type)
your post goes against our community standards we are restricting your account for 30 days...
WHAT? FUCK ME!

 

by DBoba
12-11-20
Hi I am here to take your Census
NO HOOCHIE COOCHIE!
WHAT?
ME NO HOOCHIE COOCHIE! NO COVID!!!
uh..ok...um...what is your age..
I AM 13...and I FUCK YOU LONG TIME!!!

 

by DBoba
12-12-20
Yo...Immortal Savior got a minute? there's something that's been buggin me for a long time...
Yes my son?
You know themn ten commandment thingies, you know, the ones that Moses made a graven image out of..which violated the fourth one?
Yes, what's your question?
That's my question....how come Moses got to make a graven image?

 

by DBoba
1-23-21
Hey dBoba what are you doing
I'm reading about how one group of rich families called the ILLUMINATI controls the whole planet and relies on us SHEEPLE DEBT SLAVES to keep them in power!
Dude..that's some fucked up conspiracy theory shit..we ain't no damn DEBT SLAVES!
(ya right)
NO MORE THAN 5 MINUTES LATER...
He Blue, let's go to lunch at Hooters today...
Naw man..I cant afford it..I gotta pay these bills...look at this shit stackin' up, car loan, mortgage, insurance, student loan...fuck I'm gonna have to work more OVERTIME!

 

by DBoba
1-24-21
Have you seen my ax?
Your ass? Not in that getup!
AX AX my AX
WHAT? You want to AX me a question?
CHRIST!

 

..it speaks for ithelf...
what? are you saying that because I'm GAY....MOTHERFUCKER?
by DBoba, 1-26-21

 

by DBoba
3-17-21
Hello Ape
what...who me? Oh hell no...get the fuck away from me!
Why...don't you want to get out of the tree..and get a soul and a mind like Einstein and free will?
YOU!!! YOU'RE THE ONE THAT CAUSED ALL THIS...AND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO WORSHIP YOU???
So you're happy living naked in the jungle foraging for measly scraps of food in the trees?
DUH!!!!!

 

by DBoba
3-17-21
deep in the bowels of dBoba corporate headquarters...
What's up dad? You been down here for ten days now!!!
I'm having artist block again!!!!
How is that even possible? With all the goofy shit going on in the news right now?
I KNOW!!! That's what's killin' me!!!!
...some time later...
Hey it's been awhile since you did an update to the gay cowboys and rabbits serial...
GO AWAY!!!!!!!

 

by DBoba
3-18-21
the fuck happened to you?
I had a slight altercation with that brick wall over there
oh yeah...there's the rest of your face

 

by DBoba
4-19-21
WARNING: This comic contains content that could be construed by confused liberals as anti-asian rhetoric...
Hey I have an idea for a new invention!
Oh yeah? What is that
NOTE: This comic has already been FACT-CHECKED by the FACT FUCKERERS so DON'T EVEN GO THERE!
Well according to CDC statistics AUTOMOBILES kill 1.25 MILLION people worldwide every year
Holy shit..that's the real PANDEMIC! How about RICK-SHAW?
DISCLAIMER: Rick-shaw is a type of "GREEN" vehicle designed to get stupid liberals from point "A" to point "B" if they don't want to use fossil fuels - water buffalo sold seperately....
shut up stupid narrator dude!
..yeah go narrate that other chick's comics..you know..the one that posts her daily diary!

 

Did this comic post twice?
Yeah you fucking moron
get your happy finger off the mouse!
by DBoba, 4-19-21

 

Hi welcome to BOOGER KING, I'll be your server today how can I help you?
You're a pile of shit...literally....did you wash your hands?
by DBoba, 4-19-21

 

by DBoba
4-19-21
wow its empty
is this place really open?
I dunno...I was passing by and the sign was blinking OPEN OPEN OPEN
The fact that it's called the BATES MOTEL is in itself a bit un-nerving
...i feel a serial comic coming on
so hey...is that a picture of Laura Palmer on the wall over there?
WHAT THE FUCK...MY NAME IS LAURA PALMER!!!

 

Fuck the comic artist pushed the button twice....
That's bad..right?
by DBoba, 4-19-21

 

by DBoba
6-09-21
Yo dig man.welcome to the Obama Presidential library cost to enter is $700 buckaroos
What? It's not free?
Man what the funk you talkin' 'bout homey...nothin' is ever realy free!
OK since i'm a dumbass liberal, I'll pay, I need to get a copy of his birth certificate for a school project
sorry man that shit's sealed....no funkin' way!
Really..ok...wlll..what is actually in here then?

 

by DBoba
6-09-21
Hey before you get started I....
SHUT THE FUCK UP NARRATOR SOY BOY!
Why you always interrupt? Did your mamasan drop you on your head when you were little?
So Chan we are supposed to discuss current events....
I have a bunch of recipies using currants should I go get them?
You know we have not been able to talk much since the Wuhan Bat Cold came because there is big backlash against Asians!
That's right Chan, so actually I'm gonna shut up now because I don't like backlash, forward slash or any kind of lash..that shit hurts!

 

by DBoba
6-09-21
Please stay on the other side of the plexiglas, and please put on your mask...how may I help you today?
Why the fuck do I need a mask if theres plexiglas between us? I'm here for my butthole reaming
Oh yes your colonoscopy right, please fill out these 20 pages I need your photo ID, your insurance card and your proof of COVID vaccination..oh and please take a number
Jesus Christ you'd think I was going to vote or something...ok ok...hey I filled that all out the last time...
Please follow proper procedure or I'll call the community social worker to cp,e remove you from the premises
Hey just one more question, how do you scope my butt with a big ole piece of plexiglas in between us? Asking for a friend...

 

by DBoba
6-12-21
Hey Hacker, where you goin' get back in your seat!
I gotta take a shit man...
Fuck that learn how to hold it...I need you in that chair HACKING!
look man if I don't go rip one off everybody in this cube farm is going to be GACKING not HACKING
Dude, what do you think it's like in hell, where you are going? It's knee deep in shit, and you only get to stand on your feet during coffee breaks..the rest of the time you're on your head
That joke is old man, get some new material!

 

by DBoba
6-12-21
Hey!
I'm sorry the proper form of address is Monsenior
That would only matter if you weren't porkin' all the altar boys up the poop shoot!
How may I help you today?
I think I just killed some old lady in her car she swerved to avoid hitting me and wrapped her SUV across a tree! I laughed and ran back across the street!
That would only matter if you were a human and wanted to give me a nice fat tithe in the confession booth and then suck my priestly cock! Say three hail mary's and kindly fuck off

 

by DBoba
12-19-22
Joey as a young boy contemplated a career as a stand-up comedian...
..of course...being Joey...displaying his usual boneheaded Joey indiscretions..he failed miserably
If you don't laugh at my jokes you ain't black enough!

 

by DBoba
12-20-22
Meanwhile on the international space station, the Scottish astronaut gets ready to serenade the Muslim one...
dude don't blow through that thing again it sounds like a herd of cats fucking!!!
aww c'mon man I need to practice
suit up and go in out the airlock that shit gives me a terrible headache
bagpipes don't work in a vaccuum
PRECISELY!!!!

 

by DBoba
12-20-22
Somewhere in the random comic metaverse...
Oh boy another random comic
It's hard to say if these are of any value
Well I guess we better get after it then
Yep already blew through two frames!
(mental 404)
We could try YO MAMA jokes!

 

What are the odds that you'd be in the same random comic as me?
Not too good, but hey..HERE WE ARE!
by DBoba, 12-22-22

 

by DBoba
12-27-22
"Good morning frequent fliers. This is your captain speaking. Because all you whiney hypocritical climate change denying liberals didn't heed your own warnings during yesterday's bad weather...
...this airline is overbooked and behind schedule therefore we will be taking off with ice on our wings in a raging blizzard...
..if you should experience nose diving and rapid decompression of the fuselage kindly put your liberal lips between your butt-cheeks and kiss your sorry asses goodbye! Enjoy your flight!

 

by DBoba
12-29-22
Is that Joe Biden?
sure looks like him
what the hell is he doing here in St. Croix...
...what I'm talkin' 'bout while 2/3 of his country is freezin' to death?
Geez what an arrogant fuck
Yeah..and this comic turned out not funny because of him....at least he could fall off his bike or some shit ...geez dude...make some kind of positive contribution!

 

by DBoba
11-13-24
we continue our lonely saga of Tyler in a big field somewhere in Europe
Wow what's going on?
Thermonuclear war!
Wait..what?
You should put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye now!
No way man...I didn't trim my ass hairs this morning!
!

 

by DBoba
11-13-24
crackle crackle hiss his burn burn
Um..hello..THOMEBODY There'th a FIRE over here!
Pee on me!
I BEG YOUR PARDON?
Pee on me to put me out!
Um HELLO there'th a fire over here thexually molethting me!!!!

 

by DBoba
11-13-24
Take me to your leader
That'd be me...
(confused)
What can we do you for today?
I was going to warn you about your impending doom if you don't stop your evil ways..but...
Uh..yeah...we're gonna need a rain check on that....

 

by DBoba
11-14-24
What happens when you get athlete's ear?
I have answered that question a thousand times!
well I've only asked it once!
What do you do when you get Athlete's stick?
(thinking)
How's it feel SUCKA?

 

by DBoba
11-16-24
Have you seen my pants?
No
well what's in the box then?
Not your pants!
I'm gonna have to demand you to show me
the serial killer manual for dummy victims...that be you..says that I don't have to do ANYTHING you demand....but there's five chapters of shit I can damand you do...before I kill you...

 

by DBoba
11-17-24
Captain's log Stardate 2024.11.17 SPOCK! What is the proper anthropoligical term for half a land shark?
That would be a non-binary terrestrial archarhinus amblyrhynchos Captain!
Jesus Spock can we shorten that to something that won't use up all my Captain's Log memory?
Logic would dictate that you use the lesser educated layman's term for the species....
..and what would that be?
LOL! He just called you a DUMBASS! It's half a land shark...dumbass

 

Gary knew he was given really potent meds at the insane asylum when he evacuated because of a fire and the firemen that came to rescue him looked like beauty contest squirrels with diapers on!
by DBoba, 11-21-24

 

by DBoba
11-21-24
Shit man I'm trippin' my balls off!
What the hell did you take?
That's the thing....I mistakenly took my wife's Midol pills!
Yeah but how many?
Just one...man now I know why the bitch is so WHACKED all the time!

 

by DBoba
11-21-24
Ewww... I don't like anchovies
But you're a cat...cat's like fish!
How utterly stereotypical of you!
Well what the fuck do you want then?
Can you ask the waitress for the vegan menu?
REALLY?

 

by DBoba
11-21-24
THe real question..is this a ship...or a laundromat...let's listen in and see if we can tell...
Got any spare quarters?
AHA! Laundromat!
Nope...for the ship's casino dumbass!

 

by DBoba
11-21-24
Chuck and his boss have to share a room at the convention...
Nuts...there's only one bed in here...
...shit...well I'll sleep on the sofa...
Nonsense, we need you bright eyed and bushy tailed tomorrow morning for the presentation!
There is no fucking way I am sleeping with you tonight....you're fuckin' nuts if you think that you could get away with this...I know you made the reservation!
Are you insinuating that I reserved a single bed for sexual favors?
No... I am insinuating that if you try to buttfuck me tonight I am going to murder you!

 

by DBoba
11-21-24
Hello, Trump's new ICE enforcment squad, are your bags packed?
No I am an American citizen
Yeah right Hadji and Johnny Quest was gay...
Oh man...for sure Johnny Quest was gay!
..yeah right..and I suppose he had sex with Bandit right?
Totally!

 

by DBoba
11-22-24
Pete logs in to his FBI Training computer to catch up with his training assignments
Handy Dandy Retard Defcon Deciphering Chart
?
There are five levels of retard:Tard - a normal person who does stupid stuff Retard - an abnormal person who does stupid tarded stuff...
Libtard - an abnormal person who does stupid retarded liberal stuff F__ktard - a psychopathic person who does stupid retarded libtarded stuff...now you read the last one...
Dotard - Trump (according to most F__ktards and pudgy Asian dictasters)

 

by DBoba
11-22-24
What you got?
It's a new app...called Shakesquote...it says you can impress people by quoting Shakespeare all the time!
Really...go ahead F__ktard..try to impress me!
OK..let's see...here's one..."The devil can cite Shakespeare for his purpose"
Shakespeare said that?..Heh heh...that sort of backfired on ya don't ya think?
DELETING APP

 

by DBoba
11-22-24
Dboba tries to get through the zippy "TSA-PRE" line at the airport with his emotional support 'roo
Hi...this is my emotional support animal..his name is Iron Mike...
...he is very proficient with automatic weapons, and he is a champion UFC fighting kangaroo!
What do you mean he can't bring the weapon onboard? That's how he gives me such great emotional support!

 

by DBoba
11-23-24
So?
Yep..it's definitely not there
I know that! Tell me something I don't know!
well..there's a big hole in the bottom of the pocket...
There is?
Yes! So...using my excellent skills of deduction I would say that's how the wallet fell out..and by now all your money has been deducted from your accounts...

 

by DBoba
11-24-24
Somewhere in New Mexico
OK son, so, you stand there and when the car stops to abduct you I jump out of the ditch and slaughter them
30 minutes later
There' nobody out here....
an hour later...
Hmmm it appears to be not so busy today
There's nobody out here...why the fuck did you pick New Mexico?

 

by DBoba
11-24-24
dboba tries to put robot's arm back on
whir whir click click
Nope, you really screwed the pooch this time!
what does this mean...."screw the pooch" (checking memory database)
it's a stupid human figure of speech similar to FUBAR
(checking database for FUBAR)
Well we can always reprogram you to be a slot machine!

 

by DBoba
11-24-24
So tell me again what this thing is?
It's a bug whacker!
Bein' as I'm a bug does that mean I am the whackee?
Yes but it's ok, we have turned the power down real low you shouldn't feel a thing I just want to test the trigger mechanism. Go ahead step inside!
REAL SUPER DUPER POWERFUL WHACK!
Woops, musta turned the power knob the wrong way!

 

by DBoba
11-24-24
What the hell were you thinking, 4th and 1 PUNT?
I...uh....wait I think I got my playbook backwards..
Yeah dumbass that's 4th and THEIR 1.....
um...well...I ah....should I try an onside kick?
Maybe next season if you still have a job!
How about selling my soul then?

 

by DBoba
11-24-24
Welcome to the new Stripcreator AI random comic generator
AI huh?
That's right just type in some text and I'll do the funny punchline for you!
Hm...ok then right....(TYPE TYPE TYPE TYPE TYPE TYPE TYPE TYPE TYPE TYPE TYPE)
We interrupt this program to bring you this special report....it appears that a fully nuclear armed ICBM was just launched from MONTANA...there is no indication of trajectory.....
Oh shit....I must have spelled something wrong!

 

by DBoba
11-25-24
THE WORLD IS BLOWING UP!
Wow!!!!
OMG!
Dude what is your problem?
I'm bacon! The world is on fire! Humans are sizzling! THIS IS BEAUTIFUL KARMA!
asshole!

 

by DBoba
11-25-24
Make sure you brush up on your dewey decimal system!
ok....I figger we got about 90 seconds
to do what?
have sex on top of that table over there before somebody else walks in!
I am NOT having sex with an old man on a table in a public library
Well you got any other bright ideas for this random comic since I only ever stare at my watch?
You could talk about something that is only that tall!

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