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by Ewwwww
4-21-04
The world is comming to an end! Its all gonna end! I can save you, though! I've made a ship! Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball! Yeaaaaaaaaaaurgh!
Well, he was right, you know. You only managed to save 3 people that happened to be in under a 10 foot radius.
Silence! Adam, Joseph, and Ben will repopulate in no time!

 

by Ewwwww
5-01-04
I like to help people. That's just the kind of guy I am.
Take two weeks ago, for instance. I went to the sperm bank and made a donation.
That was all well and good, but now I'm on their mailing lists. Their always sending me fliers saying "Supplies are dangerously low on filing clerk sperm!'
They send emails too. 'Would you like to produce more sperm?' 'Discount ink jet cartridges for your sperm' It's getting out of hand.
"Dear Stickdude, in hopes that you will visit your local sperm bank soon, we sent you a free cigarette!"...Arnt you big for a cigarette?
Someone masturbated in tobacco and I came out!

 

by Ewwwww
5-01-04
Hey, you're Satan, aren't you?!
Nope.
I'm drinking a soda. Would satan drink a 7-Up?
7-Up? No I guess he wouldn't, would he? 7-Up...waitaminute...7-Up is....
Somewhere in Nebraska...
Hey Jesus! We need 10 more gallons of sperm for the new shipment of 7-Up!
Damnit, I knew I should have endorsed Pepsi!

 

by Ewwwww
6-13-04
Goddamnit, its been twenty minutes and this pig testicle is still pink!

 

by Ewwwww
6-13-04
Are you ready to go to the Star Trek Convention? Mikey The Mime from the lost episodes is gonna be there!
Star Trek? I thought it was the Future Strippers of America Convention!
No, its the Star Trek Convention! How could you get them confused? And what are you wearing?
A Thong!
That doesn't look like any thong I've ever seen.
Of course not. I haven't shoved the back part up my ass yet.

 

by Ewwwww
6-21-04
Suffering Succotash!
Who the fuck rights this shit?

 

by Ewwwww
6-05-05
Natalie Portman and Clive Owen!
What Does your cunt taste like?
Heaven.
Really...
How about your ass, then?

 

by Ewwwww
6-05-05
Clive Owen and Julia Roberts!
How does his cum taste?!?!
Like yours but sweeter!
10 minutes and 1 wank later...
*Gulp*
Fuck, shes right...

 

by Ewwwww
6-05-05
Clive Owen!
Hello! Im Clive Owen, and I've prepared a statement about my film, Closer...
*ehem*
"Wear my wet nickers, fuckboy..."

 

Man, what I would give to stick my fingers in Mary's ass...
by Ewwwww, 6-05-05

 

by Ewwwww
6-07-05
I thought it would be cool to recreate Noah's Arc in my backyard. Unfortunatly, I only had 1 of each animal, so I had to "personally" get involved.
Really? How did that work?
Well, See for yourself.
Wazzzzzup, pops?

 

by Ewwwww
6-11-05
I better have a huge cock for looking like this.
Serously.

 

by Ewwwww
6-11-05
I once stole enough astroturf to fuck a donkey.
And I did. Serously.

 

by Ewwwww
6-12-05
What are you doing here, Mr. Squirrel?
Im here to make a comic contest that doesnt follow its own rules, and then not be here to judge it.
?
And to fuck babies.
Ahhh, so that's how you got in here!

 

by Ewwwww
6-20-05
Golgotha
Fuck.

 

RICOLAAAAAAAAA!!!
by Ewwwww, 6-21-05

 

by Ewwwww
7-01-05
Hello! Im here to offer you something special: Mangravy!
Go on.
Thats it. Want some or not?
Ok.
So I just close my eyes and suck it out this tube, right?

 

by Ewwwww
10-18-05
Mmmmkay, so what now?
Dont ask me, I applied for the paramedic position.

 

by Ewwwww
10-19-05
Man, this Jimmy Eat World video sucks.
Next on MTV Presents: Total Punx Countdown Request Live Oi!, is a street punx band from the tough streets of So Cal!
"Over The Rainbow" by Good Charlotte...Great Ceasar Romero's Ghost! I must stop this!

 

by Ewwwww
10-19-05
OMG! Number 1 on the countdown is a song by Simple Plan!!!
Maybe some fresh air will ease the pain of dying braincells...
Now for some real hardcore stuff!!! KORN!!!
Wow. Corn and shit do go together...

 

by Ewwwww
10-19-05
Hey, whats up dude?
I was just looking at all of these poser bands on this punk site. Its crazy.
Check and see if Black Flag is on there! I love them!
Im not looking up Hip-Hop, Jamal.
What? Black Flag is punk!
Yea, and so is Will Smith, and the rest of your thug rappers.

 

by Ewwwww
11-01-05
Im not kidding. Give me some fucking candy!
He's been out there for 2 hours, and he hasnt stopped yelling.
Let us forget about him by playing nintendo.
Dude, Warioware Inc. Fucking owns!
Brushing my teeth is so much better on a touch screen!

 

by Ewwwww
11-28-05
Dude, Ric Flair and Hulk Hogan died today!
What?
Serously, they both passed away during the main event. It was a TLC match!
A TLC match?
Yea, I couldn't believe they took each other on in "The Lifesupport Challenge" either.

 

by Ewwwww
4-13-08
Ummm....
Get me down.

 

by Ewwwww
4-18-08
When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
'Cause storing dead niggers IS my fucking business!
Sizes run from Biggie-Smalls.

 
by Ewwwww, 4-21-08

 

by Ewwwww
10-17-11
How can I keep these zombies out? It looks like I've got a hammer, nails, and some wood. Hmmm....
I've got it.

 

by Ewwwww
8-09-21
FAX INCOMING...
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
FAX CAME.

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