All comics by FrixFrax

 

by FrixFrax
8-14-04
Did you just grab my crotch?
No FrixFrax, I think you were masturbating and not relising it again, actually I'd prefer if you didn't watch me undress!
I'm not watching, I'm observing!
Oh well, that's OK, oh damn someone sewed my underwear again, little help?
Oh my, who could have done such a thing, I think I need to get my hand just right down in there...
You know it's funny, everytime you end up having to go down there and sew me out, you know some gay guys might kill for that!

 

by FrixFrax
8-16-04
IT'S SUCH A SHAME HE HAD TO DIE IN THAT TERRIBLE FIRE BUT BOK WHERE HAD YOU GONE?
I went looking for sugar canes!
EVERTHING IS SO BORING!
Except that team of ninjas that are taking over the whole entire town!
OH I SUPPOSE!
Lets go on a quest to find my lost Uncles Treasure burried deep in an island!

 

by FrixFrax
8-16-04
Can I come on your adventure?
Yes but remember, it will be the most exciting adventure!
*falls* Ow! I grazed my knee, you guys will have to go on without me!
Billy! Noooooo!
Yes it's for the best, please just go!
Allright Billy, when we find the treaure we'll pay for something to patch up that graze!

 

by FrixFrax
8-16-04
You guys, I am like a talking pig and the thing is me and my pal Shek need to like rescue this like princess, will you help?
DID YOU JUST SAY SHRE...
No, Shek, so anyway will you help?
SORRY THAT WILL HAVE TO WAIT FOR ANOTHER TIME, WE'RE GOING A TREAURE HUNT!
Help me boys! I watched that video that within five days it turns you into a robot, you gotta think how to change me back!
No can do, we're looking for treasure!

 

by FrixFrax
8-16-04
Hello Wise Old Wizard with a plunger!
So you want your uncles map of treasure, well you'll have to get passed me first!
Damn you! Well heres the map!
I'M GOING TO DONATE ALL THE TREASURE TO CHARITY! AND SPEND WHATS LEFT ON SUGAR!
ARE WE LOST?
No, I'm pretty sure this is the way!

 

by FrixFrax
8-16-04
THAT THING IN THE ICE ALMOST LOOKS LIKE YOU BOK!
No, I think it looks more like Mr. Churn!
I USED TO HAVE THIS UNCLE THAT EXPLORED THE ICE, I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM...
I havn't had sex in 50 years...

 

by FrixFrax
8-17-04
Lets see, who can fit the most snow in our mouths!
I'M GOING TO HAVE SOME LEMONADE FLAVOURED SNOW, THERE IS A WHOLE PILE OF YELLOW LEMONADE SNOW, OVER THERE, LOOK!
Meanwhile in Hell!
The plan is all in place, Dad, Bok and Rok go looking for the treasure and then we put our plan into action!
Very good son, lets see how they find the treasure when the come accross me, the devil! Mwuhahahahahaha!
THIS LEMONADE TASTES FUNNY!
Speak of the devil...

 

by FrixFrax
8-17-04
WOW, Billy really is a dark evil minion of the devil!
Hi guys!
TOLD YA!
That's right! And now you will meet your doom!
Oh no, who is that!
Fear me!

 

by FrixFrax
8-17-04
Aw, it's a cute kitty cat!
Meeow, I mean, preapre to meet you doom!
Aw, kitty seems cranky, who wants a tummy rub, who wants a tummy rub?
I want a tummy rub! No, guys I'm trying to be mean and scary and your not helping!
AHHHHHHH!
Oh sorry, isn't that scary, Bok, Bok?

 

by FrixFrax
8-17-04
Poor little devil cat, you seem mighty troubled!
It's just me, I'm so unloved, I mean look at God, everyone thinks, oh great! Do you know I created pain and suffering what did I get, nothing!
You get to torture peoples souls for all enternity!
That's true, it was nice to finally have a chance to express my emotions, well, I'm sorry for trying to kill you!
Come on son!
But Dad, does this mean, I don't get to torture Hitler, tonight?

 

by FrixFrax
8-17-04
WELL, WE STILL HAVN'T FOUND THE TREASURE!
No Bok, but I think we got more than that, we learned to respect each other no matter what, not to bottle up our emotions and such like before they end up taking over our entire life’s
YES, BUT THE TREASURE...
Sometimes it seems like a good idea, to bottle things up, when really it isn't, I think if we all learned to express ourselves a bit more the world would be a better place!
Lets have some sugar!
SUGAR GETS ME EXCITED! WOW!

 

by FrixFrax
9-03-04
Victoria, go get the maid to get your mother or we shall be late for the picnic!
Oh daddy, what fun I shall have with the other children, such laughter and fun I will have!
Indeed, now go get the maid
Yes father
Mother, if you can't get into your dress perhaps you could try a diet?
Oh Edward, at my age all you need is liposuction

 

by FrixFrax
9-03-04
Fucking hurry up Shelia!
I'm doing my hair!
I'm bloody about to piss myself here, and you fucking doing your bloody hair, I'm gonna have to take a piss in this pant!
I'm out now, and don't use the toothbrush, our Kenny has been wanking on it again!
That new shampoo you gave me Kenny, really works, my hair doesn't stick up and what's this about you wankiing on on the toothbrushes?
Hey, thatd all natrual stuff that is, and some of those gay blokes even swallow, can't be that bad and anyway, you even got some new shampoo out it!

 

by FrixFrax
9-08-04
General, it's the boys they've joined the enemy, I caught them having gay sex!
Oh my, well lets not let them win, get that uniform off, now!
Oh general, you get me harder than a very hard rock
I'm ready, for your hot meat, sandwiched up my ass, take me now, dammit!
What are you doing?
Playing with my toy soldiers...

 

by FrixFrax
9-17-04
Bill, have you seen the children?
I put them up for adoption and replaced them Windows XP 2004 robots!
Well, Bill no sex tonight!
Is that so...
Wife 95 is now shutting down...
There was problems with Wife 95 from day one!

 

by FrixFrax
9-17-04
I know how hard you work around the house dear, so Bill Gates has brought out this robot, to do all the cleaning!
It sounds great!
I am LezBot, I will feel your breasts, I mean clean!
Oh my, LezBot clean up the kitchen!
Stop Mom, that's not really a LezBot, it's really dirty old McGriff from next door!
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids!

 

by FrixFrax
9-17-04
The guys and I are talking we're just wondering, are you gay?
Of course not...
Really FrixFrax, if you were it would change nothng between us, you can't help at all how you feel...
Well I guess I best come clean, I am gay...
HA! You fucking gay fag, what the fuck is wrong with you taking it up the ass, gross or what, don't come near me again!
Well who didn't see that coming...

 

by FrixFrax
9-18-04
Your looking nice today!
Oh so that's it is, you see women as an object of sex, women have died to get the equal rights of you men, and you treat us like dirt, how would you like it if I thought about you naked all the time!
But I was just saying...
You were picturing me naked, god, can't a girl look nice in clothes or is it too much for you men to see how equal we are to you!
I was just saying you looked nice
Oh, thanks!

 

by FrixFrax
9-18-04
BOK, YOU DON'T LOOK VERY HAPPY TODAY
My Dad is very ill, he has a fungus growing at his man tale!
WHAT KIND OF FUNGUS?
It was all black and hairy, awful, it's all over his chest as well!
THAT MUST MEAN... MY DAD HAS THE FUNGUS TOO, WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!
Lets burn it!

 

by FrixFrax
9-18-04
THE FUNGUS IS GONE, BUT MY DAD ISN'T HAPPY!
Nor mine, and I think I know why!
WHY?
Last night, my Mother went out, and I went into the bedroom, and he was playing with his man tail, except... it was all stiff, and he stroked it and it viciously squirted a white venom!
OH MY GOD!
We have to kill it, once and for all!

 

by FrixFrax
9-18-04
Well, it's finally sorted, my Dad has started putting on a rubber tube, he says it's for protection!
WELL GOOD, ONLY LAST NIGHT WHEN I WAS HAVING MY YEARLY BATH...
What?
I HAVE THE FUNGUS TOO!
Time for some sugar!
I'M GOING TO HAVE BURNT SUGAR WITH STUFFED CHEESE MICE!

 

by FrixFrax
9-21-04
I was sticking my erect penis into her gaping vagina, you could almost feel the wetness, I mean god, I've had good sex in my time, but that made me cum more than a sperm whale...
Beautiful man, beautiful
Oh hey Frix, he was just telling me about great sex, I mean just how nice is that, eh?
Last night just as the sun was setting, I was with this really sweet sensitive guy, and just before the sun set fully, he took my hand gently
MY GOD FRIX! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TELL ANYONE ABOUT THAT, IT'S TOTALLY DISGUSTING!
Well who didn't see that coming...

 

by FrixFrax
9-24-04
I can't stand to think you take it up the butt, that is so gross!
Well, actually I don't usally...
No really, butt fucking is so disgusting, how the hell do you do that...
Well a guy takes his erect penis and stick it into my ass hole, duh!
I was just butt fucking a hot girl!
Butt fucking, the way sex was meant to be!

 

by FrixFrax
10-06-04
Gays are so stupid, they all have aids!
We don't all have aids!
Your a homo, I bet if I was to whip out my cock right now you'd suck it! GO ON! SUCK IT!
Haha, I've seen bigger pin heads!
What! Your just scared, to suck it you, gay, fag, homsexual, lady boy!
*bites*

 

by FrixFrax
10-07-04
I can no longer kill anymore, the truth being, that I am gay!
What the hell, your a robot, how the hell can you be gay!
It's just I met this really nice robot, his name is Tobor, he understands me, last night I shot out so much static electricity while he rammed, my sockets!
Come on hunny!
So that's what happened to my sock...
I once programmed a robot to preform oral sex on dogs, while dancing the funky chicken, I'm going to hell now *sigh*

 

by FrixFrax
10-08-04
Would you like to use my services, in order to provide you with slight oral pleasure, for a small fee?
I'm sorry, this just isn't working for me!
Oh very well sir... SUCKY SUCKY TEN DOLLA!
Do I have to provide a room, because I still live with my Mom
So that's what happened to my sock...
I once, sprayed popcorn with my own urine when I worked in a cinema, told someone it was butter, they ate it, barfed into a plant, and my shift was over, I'm going to hell now *sigh*

 

by FrixFrax
10-08-04
I can't handle it here, I need a drink! I need a drink, I hate prison!
Well the best way to get stuff sneaked in, is to give one the prison guards head, and anything else they want, come to think about it, I'm hard right now!
Oh Dad, you know I can't do that!
Darn! Stupid incest law!
So that's what happened to my sock...
I once, stole sweets from a small child, I'm going to hell now *sigh*

 

by FrixFrax
10-10-04
My troubles are over, now I've discovered this talking pig, I'll be rich, yahoo!
Hey, where does ham come from?
Well, you see it comes from pigs...
*dies from shock*
That was unfortunate...
That was before I set his farm on fire, I'm going to hell now *sigh*

 

by FrixFrax
10-10-04
Ready for the sex now, I just have one question... where do I put it?
Well just put it anywhere, that feels most natrual to you...
Not up my nose...
Oh, right, I guess ears is probably wrong too right?
God, how could someone just not know!
I dunno, some people are just stupid

 

by FrixFrax
11-09-04
Oh, I was just wondering... you know how everyone got an invitation, I think you forgot me!
Well Milton, it was like this on the night I writing out my invitations, I thought "How can I be a total dick?"
...
Well anyways, Milton, I decided, to masturbate that night to pictures of your sister naked, when I came, I had no tissues, so used your invitation, to soak up my sperm, then I threw it away!
Your such a dick!
I know...

 

by FrixFrax
11-11-04
Stealing Frix's porn was the best idea, I ever had!
Oh yeah, you like that juicy cock, huh big boy?
I think there's been some kind of mistake... unless, this gay porn video tells me something...
Uhhhhhhhhh!
Aha! FrixFrax meant to pick "Naked Chicks Do It 2" but accidently picked up "Firemen with big hoses- the gay erotica video"
Oh god, I think my massive hose, just squirted, it sure put out my burning desires of fire, death and flames!

 

by FrixFrax
12-21-04
I THINK AT HOLIDAY PERIODS LIKE THIS, WE SHOULD THINK OF STARVING CHILDREN!
Don't be silly Rok, there is no such thing as children...
OH!
Christmas is a time for family, except for your family, since your Dad is dead...
MY DAD IS DEAD!?
April fools!

 

by FrixFrax
12-21-04
AHAHAHA! THAT WAS SUCH A FUNNY TRICK TO PLAY ON ME, BUT ISN'T IT DECEMBER!?
Oh, it is December, actually, I was just wishing it was April fools, you Dad is dead...
OH, WELL MAYBE IT IS FOR THE BEST!
I'm sure it is, did you know Santa, knows what your saying... I said a dirty word last week, the word "Mud" so I'm leaving him an extra large mug of milk today...
WE NEVER LEAVE SANTA MILK, MY DAD, JUST USED THE STUFF IN HIS MAN TAIL, AND PUT THAT IN THE GLASS!
Oh, and did Santa drink all that!?

 

by FrixFrax
12-21-04
NAH, YOU CAN'T DRINK IT, WHAT COMES OUT IS MAGIC CHEWING GUM, IT COMES OUT RUNNY, AND THEN IT GOES ALL STICKY, SANTA DOESN'T LIKE IT, SO WHEN OPEN MY PRESENTS, I HAVE A QUICK CHEW...
I'll have to see if my Dad, will give me a quick chew of his magic chewing gum!
But the real meaning of Christmas, is something we all adore...
WHAT'S THAT?
Sugar! Merry Christmas Rok!
Merry Christmas Sugar! I mean Bok

 

by FrixFrax
12-23-04
Thanks for a good night, I'd like to do it again sometime...
It was lovely, if you'll excuse me I just need to use your bathroom and then I'll be on my way!
About 2 minutes later...
I must say, that is one nice bathroom, and the dish of sweets, are a really nice touch, I hope you don't me eating one or two
Not at all, wait a minute... sweets?
Yeah, the little red ones, in the dish...
Oh, those weren't sweets, dear, there my used tampons!

 

by FrixFrax
12-23-04
The last date I went on, was a blind date, trouble was he kept banging into things!
Oh! That's awful...
It was a joke... you know a blind date, I was saying he was literally blind
Oh! You should never make fun of people with who are disabled...
I wasn't making fun, I was just saying, he was blind... like when you call someone four eyes...
Oh! Now you’re making fun of people partially blind. My! What an insensitive bitch

 

by FrixFrax
12-24-04
You look familure, hey I'm not doing anything, why don't you meet me at Sikes bar tonight...
Oh, I love Sikes bar, see you then!
Alex!?
Ranni?! Oh my god, well lets go have sex!
But Alex, I'm your sister!
I know Ranni, but I'm horny! Gosh your mean, I'm telling Mum and Dad!

 

by FrixFrax
3-09-05
Happy Anniversary!
Yeah, well since it's our anniversary, I thought we could push the two twins beds together... And...
I knew it! You want me to take you right now, hardcore, sleeping next ya, giving it all my best moves! Yeah!
And... You can sleep on the sofa!
Fin.
>:O!
:D

 

by FrixFrax
3-09-05
It's so great, celebrating our 27th Anniversary, in such a wonderful restaurant! I love you...
Jesus Christ! I've wasted 27 years of my life with you, fuck did you drug me or something, I fucking hate you, you fucking god damn piece of shit!
Honey, have you been skipping your medication again?
Fuck knows, you fucking jack ass!
So, was thinking for dessert... chocolate pie...
Yum, chocolate pie sounds nummy to me ^_^

 

by FrixFrax
3-09-05
That meal was just gorgeous, really enjoyed it
Enjoyed it! For fuck sake, how can you enjoy anything out of this place, it fucking sucks. And the soup tastes like rancid piss!
(In the Kitchen)
*sigh* Our secret is discovered, go get Charlie and tell him operation piss take is terminated...
:(
That does it I've had just about enough of your behavior! I came out for a nice meal on my anniversary with YOU! And you have done nothing but cause trouble!
You know what honey, I'm sorry, I just don't know what came over me, oh wait I do. IT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE A TINY PENIS!

 

by FrixFrax
3-10-05
Hello and welcome, this week, we follow the story of Tony, who was seperated from his wife for being too ugly...
She just came up to me one day and said Tony, you make me want to physically vomit every time I look at your face!
What I'm looking for in this is, someone loving and caring, just someone I can spend those lonely nights with and be able to cuddle up to at night...

 

by FrixFrax
3-10-05
Tony hits the clubs...
All right gorgeous, want to go out with me sometime?
Not really my type mate...
Jesus! He's a bloke, that's the problem with blokes having long hair, gets you all confused...
Hehe! DON'T TOUCH ME YOU PERV! Okay, a little touch! AND YOU WOULD TOO WOULDN'T YOU!
Jesus! I'd get more action in the men’s lavatory than in here! You know I'd be as well as saying... LETS HAVE HOT SEX!
*GASP*

 

by FrixFrax
3-10-05
He tries another club...
This club is all right, but I can't seem to see any women, don't know what’s up with that?
Oh you naughty boy, sneaking into the club!
Jesus! It's one of those clubs! My mistake, I'm not a gay!
Damn!
Outside the club...
Well I wasn’t to know it was one of THOSE clubs, I think I'll try one more, after a fag... I'm not going to smoke a gay though...

 

by FrixFrax
3-10-05
Another club...
Well this club is much better, I think she's been staring at me, but she might also just have a lazy eye...
OH MY GOD! YOUR GORGEOUS! WANNA DANCE WITH ME!?!?!?!?!
All right love! Well it would seem Tony is finally made it!
LOOK AT ME DANCE! I'M A PENGUIN FEED ME FISH!
Tony unfortunately suffered, he died, a drill, drilled through his skull, piercing his brain, he remained paralyzed for two weeks before his sister helped him out with assistant Euthanasia. <3

 

by FrixFrax
3-13-05
Hello there, I am just your friendly new neighbour
Hey, I brought you over some cheese cake...
Hi, I'm Brandine your friendly new neighbour's wife...
Pardon me? Aren't wifes supposed to be female?
I am female. I have no idea what you are talking about!
I think I should lay off my kids weed

 

by FrixFrax
3-13-05
Hi Bitch, why not go into the kitchen and cook me some dinner bitch!
Why am I bitch?
It's precisely what they say on Jerry Springer, it's on the television, bitch!
Oh my, well better blend in
Hi, Mrs. Peters, I'm just out walking my salad bowl, bitch!
Did she just... I really need to lay off my daughters crack cocaine

 

by FrixFrax
3-13-05
We really need to think of a name for you, people are wondering well who you are, bitch
I've really been considering the name, Rashib-Makov
We're trying to look normal!
What kind of a name is Brandine, okay fine I shall be Dick
Okay, and now you need something that defines you...
Oooh, I know "How would you like to suck it?"

 

by FrixFrax
3-13-05
We really need to start considering our careers Rok!
I KNOW, AND THAT IS WHY, I HAVE THIS BOOK OF EVERY CAREER POSSIBLE!
WOW! I'm going to pick one career and stick to it!
ME TOO!
Well, thats settled I'm going to be a... um, baker...
OH, OH... AND I'M GOING TO BE... A, UM, DOMINATRIX, I AM ONE HUNDRED PERCENT STICKING TO MY CAREER GOAL NOW!

 

by FrixFrax
3-13-05
Hey Rok, what is a dominatrix?
I DON'T KNOW BOK, BUT I BET COLIN THE CONVICTED RAPIST DOES!
Bok, Rok, what brings you here, I'm about to serve up the last meal, before the electric chair is switched on...
OH THAT'S OKAY COLIN, I JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHAT A DOMINATRIX DOES?
A dominatrix provides painful pleasures. Hey before either of you two go, could one of you stick your butt through the bars, so I can rape you, one last time...
OH NO, I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT ONE... AGAIN!

 

by FrixFrax
3-13-05
Hi Mr. Churn, I'm going be a baker, do you need any help in your shop?
Yes Bok, I could do with someone to bake rolls, and scones in the morning...
HI MR. CHURN, I'M GOING TO BE A DOMINATRIX, DO YOU NEED ANY HELP, HAMMERING NAILS TO YOUR HARD WOOD?
No Rok, I'm afraid that would be pedophilia... Aw shucks, I tell you what I'll give Peter the Pedophile a ring!
I think we should have some sugar, to celebrate
I THINK IT WILL BE FUN WITH PETER THE PEDOPHILLE, I'M GOING TO NAIL HIS HARD WOOD GOOD, I LOVE D.I.Y! SUGAR WILL ULTIMATELY KILL ME! BUT I LOVE IT!

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