Dick

Author: FrixFrax

Date: November 9, 2004

by FrixFrax
11-09-04
Oh, I was just wondering... you know how everyone got an invitation, I think you forgot me!
Well Milton, it was like this on the night I writing out my invitations, I thought "How can I be a total dick?"
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Well anyways, Milton, I decided, to masturbate that night to pictures of your sister naked, when I came, I had no tissues, so used your invitation, to soak up my sperm, then I threw it away!
Your such a dick!
I know...