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by Hanbidge
4-20-03
You know what I love?
What?
Cheese on my pie?
Who DOESN'T love cheese on their pie?
Arabs.

 

by Hanbidge
4-23-03
Wow, look at these new backgrounds. Think of all the new possibilities this will open up for us.
...s'not gonna happen, is it?

 

by Hanbidge
4-23-03
...my god, she's beautiful, but how can I express my attraction?...
Can I have a salad, please?
*fap fap fap fap fap*
What do you guys want?
Here's your salad.
Hey, I don't want salad cream on this.

 

by Hanbidge
4-23-03
Hi, welcome to HMV. How can I help you?
I'm looking for a DVD.
...HMV...
No problem, which one do you want?
Mad Max 2.
...HMV...
Just walk away.

 

by Hanbidge
4-23-03
Hi, welcome to HMV. How can I help you?
I'm looking for Mad Max 2..
...hang on a second, let me get the manager...
...just walk away...

 

by Hanbidge
4-23-03
...in a nightclub...
Hey, aren't you the guy from Granda Men & Motor's "Dazed And Confused"?
Indeed I am.
Am I on TV?
Yes you are.
Get your tits out or fuck off.

 

by Hanbidge
5-01-03
Who dares interupt my corrination?!
Corronation Starscream? This is bad comedy!
No, Galvatron... this is bad comedy
Goodbye gareth
i know that my music is better cos it is more complicated........ honest!!!
yes, go on... get out back to your metal - it may be good but it dosent mean its better

 

by Hanbidge
5-04-03
Check it out. I got one of those video mobile phones. Now even when we are apart, I can still gaze upon your beautiful visage...
That's so romantic. Did you get me one too then?
No!
Go and get your own, bitch!

 

by Hanbidge
5-20-03
I jizzed during a basketball game!
Oh no, I got the jizz on my face! I am sexy and a sports star!
Now I have your super demon powers and am horny!
Fuck. I died.
Now things are back to normal, I can protect my girlfriend and fuck her hard.
now I have super demon powers and want to fuck your girlfriend hard.

 

by Hanbidge
6-14-03
So, baby, you wanna play Strip Poker?
I don't know how to play Poker.
I'm guessing "Strip Yu-Gi-Oh!" may be more your kinda thing. But that's okay. I learnt to always be prepared at Brownies.
When were you at Brownies?
Last week.

 

by Hanbidge
6-14-03
HA! I beat your Dark Magician! Peel off that bra, baby!
But I don't wear a bra yet.
Yeah.
I know.

 

by Hanbidge
6-14-03
Playing "Strip Yu-Gi-Oh!" with me is pointless.
Why?
Because you were naked when you got here.

 

by Hanbidge
6-16-03
Hey bud, what's up?
I drew a Megaman sprite comic. He gets shot in the back.
That's okay, but here's what I would've done. I'd have Megaman fisting Roll, with his gun arm. Then she blows up when he orgasms. Do you get it.
...yeah, yeah, I get it...
...you sick fuck!

 

by Hanbidge
6-16-03
What are you doing Stuart?
I'm writing a Final Fantasy FanFiction. It crosses over VIII and X.
That sounds pretty cool. You should have Lulu tentacle-rape Selphie.
Jesus Christ, man!
...I'm WAY ahead of you...

 

by Hanbidge
6-16-03
My tits are bigger than yours!
So?
There's more to boobs than size. You have pertness, firmness, nipple size, cleavage, all kinds of factors to consider!
You used to be a dude, didn't you!

 

by Hanbidge
6-16-03
You've seen The Matrix, right?
Of course.
D'ya ever think that it's right? That we're just playing some sort of computer simulation or something?
Nah.
That's a fucking retarded idea.

 

by Hanbidge
6-16-03
If this WAS The Matrix, we'd be able to all kinds of unlikely shit.
Like what.
I dunno.
Get laid?

 

by Hanbidge
6-16-03
And another thing!
If this reality is like the internet or something, where's all the porn?
It'll no doubt turn up when you least expeCLICK HERE NOW FOR AMAZING CUM SHOTS! LIVE TEEN VIRGINS!

 

by Hanbidge
6-20-03
How's it going?
I've got a class plan! I want to get some underage girls into a nightclub, so they're gonna tell their parents they're staying at someone's house, mmkay?
But their parents don't believe the story, SO I SHALL CALL THEIR MUMS AND PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE'S DAD!
AH LOVE ORANGE SODA!
WHY?

 

by Hanbidge
6-21-03
So what does your new job entail?
I work with dead people...
...well, terminally ill people.
It's the same thing.

 

by Hanbidge
6-21-03
Sounds like a pretty dull job.
Not really.
I like to play Ro-Sham-Boo with the Haemaphiliacs.

 

by Hanbidge
6-21-03
What are you doing?
I'm replacing all the blood in my body with a more suitable substance.
Let me guess, nanomachine slike that bird out of "The Authority"?
Close.
Apple Tango.

 

by Hanbidge
6-23-03
Woah! Check out that cute girl!
I think I'll put some moves on her. She's got boobs going on, you know?
I saw her first, therefore she's mine. Keep away from her!
What the fuck's wrong with you? It's not like she's got your name on her!
...not yet...

 

by Hanbidge
6-23-03
"...I wanna fuck you like an animal..."
HOLY SHIT! CLOSER! This HAS to be a sign frm above!
"...my whole existence is flawed..."
Hey, you like NiN too?
I like Nine Inch SOMETHING!
"...YOU BRING ME CLOSER TO GOD!"
ARRRRRRGH!
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?

 

by Hanbidge
6-26-03
I think the best breast size is 32B.
32B? That measurement means nothing to me.
...how can I put this in terms you'll understand?
Bulma's tits.
...aaaaaah...

 

by Hanbidge
7-05-03
I love you, Gaz! Ooh! Ooh!
I love your boo-, I mean you, Leanne! Mmmgood!
I'll back off if you want, Gaz.
Fuck off.

 

by Hanbidge
7-14-03
It's great having a girlfriend!
My life is great! Everything kicks arse!
MARRY ME I LOVE YOU!
...aw fuck...

 

by Hanbidge
3-09-04
GET IN!

 

by Hanbidge
3-09-04
Man, all this new clipart opens up a whole world of possibilities for my comics.
Like what?
SHAZAM!
NUDITY!
What the fuck?!?
HOCUS POCUS
SCHOOLGIRLS!
...shit...

 

by Hanbidge
3-09-04
Jimmy "The Hosepipe" Beale strikes again...
...drop yuir pants...
...slowly...
That's not a hosepipe.

 

by Hanbidge
3-09-04
Check it out. I've got a spacesuit.
So?

 

by Hanbidge
3-09-04
I hear screams coming from this house!
Scream!
AIEEEEEEE!
I'll save you, miss!
"Save" me?

 

by Hanbidge
3-27-04
...deep in the Britcave...
What are you playing?
Some fucking sick Japanese hentai rape simulator. It's fucking sick.
Option 1: Rape Girl________________ Option 2: Rape Girl's Ass___________ Option 3: Shit On Her Face, Then Rape Her Little Sister
So stop fucking playing!

 

by Hanbidge
3-27-04
So then I said "That hair-style is so last week!"
Totally!
What the fuck?
Where did your clothes go?
You taught me well, Sensei. She never even knew what happened...
That's because you're Japanese. You have a small pecker.

 

by Hanbidge
3-27-04
Sensei, I have decided to storm Takeshi's Castle. It is the ultimate challenge! I shall be just like Solid Snake...
What? There's NOTHING "Solid" about your "Snake", chinkie!
...Sensei, I'm Japanese, not Chinese...
Whatever. Go storm your castle.
Fucking nigger.

 

by Hanbidge
4-19-04
Channel 67
Hello! I'm Craig Charles! And you're watching...
ROBOT WARS!
Let's meet the contestants. Nice outfit, are your robot and team ninja-themed?
Robot? Team?
Where the fuck is Animal?

 

by Hanbidge
4-19-04
Shit, I'm on the wrong fucking show. What the fuck am I gonna do?
Rape Ninja is visited by the spirit of The Great Offendo, his sensei!
Master, what should I do?
Kill that fucking Craig Charles. Bloody darkie, black as the ace of spades, he is.
And rape that bird with the tits until her fucking ears bleed, while you're at it.

 

by Hanbidge
4-19-04
Ha, with this robot T-Rex, I can't NOT kill Craig Charles!
It needs a Railgun.
And have Rob Serling pilot it.
Genius.

 

by Hanbidge
4-22-04
Toys R Us
Hi, I'd like to buy this Final Fantasy figure, please.
Uh, this is a Yu-Gi-Oh figure, sir.
SHUT THE FUCK UP!

 

by Hanbidge
8-12-04
You know what, Harry?
What is it, Ron?
I wish Hogwart's was a boys only school.
Why's that, Ron?
Because then I'd get raped in the ass in the showers!
Dirty fucking ginge.

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