Unrequited Love

Author: Hanbidge

Date: April 23, 2003

by Hanbidge
4-23-03
...my god, she's beautiful, but how can I express my attraction?...
Can I have a salad, please?
*fap fap fap fap fap*
What do you guys want?
Here's your salad.
Hey, I don't want salad cream on this.