All comics by Makin_d_bacon

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-07-16
Trump names "makin_d_bacon" as Whitehouse P.R. man......
Wow...you made the COVER Mr. Trump! Your P.R. guy is something else.
TIME magazine person of the year might seem like a big deal to a peon like you, Jose.
But this ain't TIME Magazine...
It ISN'T? Well then what IS it?
It's called "The Swine Fucker Monthly"!
Get in here, d_bacon...you got some "splainin" to do!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-08-16
Hey ragu4u...wanna watch old stuff on "TV Land"?
If you think I'm gonna watch "It's a Wonderful Life" one more time, you're dead wrong partner. I'm outta here!
Good! Now that HE'S gone I can watch the porn channel in peace.

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-09-16
Goodbye John Glen! It was YOU who inspired me to be an Astronaut!
Really?
It was YOU and ALL the others who did such great things like landing on the moon and...
Moon landing? Hey kid, that wasn't me. Besides it was faked on a Hollywood sound stage!
*sigh* What a bunch of phonys!
Ya gotta admit, we made all that shit look pretty real!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-09-16
Father, have you heard the latest thing the Pope said?
You mean about "fake news" being just like a "fecal fetish"?
Correct!
THAT, itself, is "fake news"! The Pope would never even know about "fecal fetishes".
And you WOULD?
It's called "ART" sister. Now bring me all your stools from the past week as usual. I'm feeling "Artistic"!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-10-16
We're shutting you down, buster.
Heavens to Betsy, why?
For bilking all your customers...THAT'S why!
What did they expect?
Honesty!
Here? This IS a "Clip" joint ya know!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-10-16
Kiss me...I'm Lithuanian!
*ick*
Well? I'm all ready!
Wait while I go get some "Chapstick". Be right back!
I'll give her 5 more minutes.

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-10-16
At home with The Cohen Brothers...
Ethan, what say we remake the world's worst movie?
Do you mean "Leonard Part 6", Joel?
I was thinking more like "Heaven's Gate".
Both were Box-Office disasters. It'll be really hard to make anything THAT bad!
It CAN be done if we cast it properly!
Ain't THAT the truth? I'll get Jessica Alba & Keanu Reeves to star. Trust me! It'll be an instant DUD!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-10-16
At Chez ragu_d_bacon........
You DO realize we've been getting a pounding from both "Lunch" & "RCLG" right?!
A "pounding" you say?
There ya go...turning something totally innocent into something sexual!
Reminds me of a horrible blind date I had with that skinny gal with the huge head!
WTF...methinks I've bitten off a bit much!
I get in to "pounding" too, ya big lard ass!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-11-16
Pardon me sir but do you like fish?
Do I ever? Got any samples?
Sure do!
Is it some exotic tropical species?
Nah...TUNA-ish!
Hmmm, yummy! Is that a hint of vinegar, I taste?

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-11-16
Here it is Sunday again and nobody has come to Church.
Wait till Father finds out. He'll be devastated.
Ever since the news broke he's kept a rather low profile.
Can ya blame him? I heard he's even started to drink!
Hello, my name is Father Joe and I'm an ordained p.....
Pedophile, right? That collar was a dead give-away!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-11-16
In the kitchen of Chez ragu_d_bacon...
So...what's for dinner tonight?
Pork roast, ok?
Ya know it's fine with ME but...
I know, I know...that OTHER guy is gonna raise holy hell again!
Calm down. Take a breath!
Calm down, you say? You do this just to "F" with me!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-12-16
That hotel looks pretty sleazy. Are you sure I'll be safe?
My bitches guarantee yo safety, big boy. They all been "Ninja" trained and "Kama Sutra" certified.
OK...but I better not get hurt!
Don't worry. I got a bitch dat knows how to dish it out but ain't opposed to taking it, either! Ya feel me?
YOU'RE my bitch?
I'm everybody's bitch!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-12-16
At Chez ragu-d-bacon.......
Guess who took a part time job?
Lunch? RCGL? Kain? Hell, I don't know...
Try CHEN! He's working at that sleazy hotel as a "dominant submissive".
What the hell is THAT?
So it really WASN'T a modeling job like they said, was it?
Like you gotta ASK?

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-13-16
ragu4u checks latest contest results...
...and the winner is....$LT!
Damn it to hell..
Hey, d_bacon, we lost ANOTHER one! It's time for action! Call the Lithuanian!
This time be more careful. You can't be linked to US!
Not to worry...thees time I wear cool disguise!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-13-16
Get on it like NOW!
OK but who is dis $LT person?
$LT? Damnit that's a typo you lame brained illegal foreigner! He meant 4LT!
Oh, heem AGAIN? I try keel heem many times vit no luck!
He CANNOT be allowed to win again. It's beginning to detract from our funnyness!
HA! Dat sheep sail long time go.

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-13-16
So...is the hit in place?
Affirmative! But our "guy" says "the dude" will be hard to take out.
I hate when he talks in code like that!
You OK? Who you lookin at?
YOU! I'm lookin at YOU! You lookin at ME?
Crap...Deniro impersonations! I'm outta here.

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-14-16
Santa tries his hand at UN-makin_d_bacon.....
So Elf, ya got that special package all set to go to to "Chez ragu_d_bacon"?
Just finished wrapping it!
This NEEDED to be done. The world will thank me, later!
I hope Rags like the contents of this box better than Brad Pitt liked HIS!
Quiet FOOL! We laid that one off on Kevin Spacey & got away with it!
Not to worry. I put an apple in it's mouth. I think Rags liked living better alone, anyway!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-14-16
Kids say the darndest things.....
Think we'll get everything we want for Christmas?
If mom has her way I bet we will!
What makes ya say that?
I heard her on the phone with Santa & she said she was gonna blow him when he gets here tonight.
Wow! I guess when Santa comes, he REALLY cums!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-15-16
Holiday time at "Chez ragu_d_bacon"...
Bout time you put up the tree!
You talkin to me? YOU...you talkin to ME?
Listen pal, unless you actually BECOME Travis Bickle, knock off the "Taxi Driver" bullshit! OK?
I'll show HIM....
Later that day......
Where did that Saucy Sicko find YOU? The unemployment line?
Look...it was either do THIS or be a part of Trump's Cabinet!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-15-16
A California kid visits London......
Are the streets here in England safe officer?
Positively, little Missy!
Ya mean, no pedophiles, no sodomists, no anal rapists, no gang bangs, no.....
Absolutely NO CHANCE of that happening to you, young lady! Never fear! I am here!
Screw THAT! I'm going back to America where a girl can have some real fun!
Blimey...Yank tourists!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-17-16
I think THIS is where Santa lives, Timmy!
Let's peek in a window.
Oh Barry baby...you've been REAL nice to Santa! Now let ME return the favor.
Why didn't that "girly man" answer Santa?
Bad manners to talk with your mouth full! Let's scram!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-17-16
Monday April 10, 2017
I heard someone knock. Go see who it is, rags!
I'll peek out the window.
Oh shit, d_bacon! You forgot to paint the door jamb with blood!
ME? Why should I? Do I look Yiddish to YOU?
That's not the point. One just doesn't screw around with "The Angel of Death"!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-17-16
A wall? You call THIS a wall?
You don't, Sir?
Hell man! A blind and leggless beaner could scale this puny structure. Fix it!
Affirmative, Sir!
27 Trillion Dollars Later.......
How's THIS, your royal highness? Better?
Now THIS is a wall I'll be proud to force those taco munchers to pay for!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-17-16
I just love blind dates. Sven sounds so exciting!
*knock, knock*
I "ll bet he's like a Nordic God.....
...or NOT! YOU"RE Sven?
That's my screen name, bee-atch! Call me Du-ane. Now c'mon...my pick-ups a burnin fuel!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-17-16
In regards to AtomicLunch's "Santa Claus is coming to bear" series, ragu4u and I have a point to make.
Indoo bid doubly!
We feel that the fact the old boy can cum AT ALL is cause for a celebration.
I concur.
However, he has left MRS. CLAUS to, shall we say, do without!
Ergo, d_bacon and I have decided to see to it she gets the "porking" of a lifetime. Follow us and get ready to "bare your Claus".

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-17-16
Here we are!
She's gonna be so satisfied after this. Breakout the condoms.
I didn't bring em. I thoought YOU brought em!
Damnit man. I don't ride bare-back. Let's scram. She'll just have to suffer for another year.
Every year they screw things up. Thank goodness for dildos!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-18-16
Hey Ezrah, did ya hear Germany has now got a "Rent-a-Jew" program?
A vot?
You know. If a fine German family needs work done around the house they can now rent-a- Jew with expertise to do the work!
So Heinrich, vot vud you rent-a-Jew to do?
Hell man, that's definitely a no brainer! Chimney sweeping is practically in your DNA! Right?
Vunce a Nazi bastard, alvays a Nazi bastard!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-18-16
Hold it right there, Poncho...hands up!
Ay chiwawa!
You actually think you could dig a tunnel into MY Whitehouse?
No senor! This tunnel was already here so I could smuggle in putas for President Bubba years ago.
Really? In that case, nevermind and keep up the good work. But remember this, Jose...the carpet HAS TO match the drapes! Comprende?
Si, Presidente elect. REAL bonds!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-18-16
Man...look at the ice out there, rags!
Too bad they had to cancel church today, d_bacon!
True dat, but what will we do today instead?
Well, we COULD have an all day Bible Study of our own!
OR...we could watch football all day?
d_bacon....I like the way you think! I'll get the snacks!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-18-16
Before kick-off at Chez ragu_d_bacon.
Please...will you or d_bacon take me out to pee?
I can hardly wait! Football & chili-cheese dip. I'm in heaven!
C'mon...I'm dyin here. I'm gonna burst!
What in the devil are you whining about, Frizz? Ya want "out"?
Long after games end.....
You sure you put him out, rags? I don't see him!
**woof-woof** I'm under here, you heartless bastards!

 

Panel 3...Typo-Correction...
You know I meant "blonds", Si?
by Makin_d_bacon, 12-18-16

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-19-16
Jan. 2017 Premiers "Generation KKK"
Hey fellers, get over here! Our new show is starting on "A&E"!
Is this the episode where we hang the darkie or tar & feather the Kike?
Neither! I'll bet it's the one where we all got sworn in as members during a gang bang.
No way! It's the one where we blew up that church full o neegs.
Excuse me guys. Is that your pick-up on the road with the 3 Jews chained to the bumper? If so, Ya gotta roll down the winders cuz ya'lls dog is inside.

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-20-16
Vell Donald, dahling, ze electoral college made it official!
Yup, Melania...but there's just one thing.
And zat vould be vhat, dahling?
I'm bored already! Ya hear me? Bored! BORED, I say! Bored, bored, bored!
Remember, dahling...you DO control ze nuclear "football"!
Hey, that's right! Yo, Pence...get me those launch codes. I wanna practice my "annihilation".

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-20-16
K-Mart 10am...
Why isn't Santa here for pictures, Mama?
Well...uh...it's like this sweetie...
...15 minutes earlier....
What? My coffee break isn't over.
Just come with me quietly, buster!
...2 hrs. later.....
Look officer, kids are EXPECTED to sit on my lap for pictures.
But you're NOT expected to be naked from the waist down when they do, ya perv!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-21-16
Saw you on YouTube watching the Charger's Cheerleaders!
Yeah...so?
It was obvious you were bopping your baloney!
Hey dude, you're a guy. You know "jock-itch" has gotta get itched.
Jock-itch? You were stroking away for 7 full minutes, fella
So? I got LOTS to itch!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-21-16
12/21/16 at "Chez ragu_d_bacon"...
Hey rags, ya know today is the Winter Solstice, right?
Soul Stuffs? What the hell is "Soul Stuffs"?
Don't play dumb with ME. C'mon let's go!
OK...let me get my coat! But really...is today some kinda religious holiday or something?
If you're a freakin "Druid" maybe!
Crap! Yet ANOTHER of my secret identities shot to hell!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-21-16
Listen young man, it's known as a slight "throat-wattle"!
Bullshit lady. You got more chins than a Chinese phone book! Don't she...?
Well, DON'T she?
I take umbrage at that horrific racial inuendo, you red-neck Cretin! I DEMAND satisfaction!, sir!
Well, ya satisfied?
Bite me!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-22-16
Welcome to the Shaolin Temple.
I need wisdom and I need it NOW!
My instincts tell me your wisest choice is "Silence"!
"F" THAT! No bald headed homo in a bathrobe is gonna tell ME...
Shit...I thought they just prayed all day long!
They DO, when they're NOT teaching classes in "Kung Fu"!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-22-16
At home with ragu4u & makin_d_bacon
So pork chop, what did ya get me for Christmas?
Something you truly deserve!
Oh wow! A Ferrari? A Rolex? A yacht? $5000 a day for life? C'mon...tell me!
I just need to check the internet for something!
Damn!
Sorry, no results found for..."How to wrap & ship a good ass whooping"!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-23-16
Set lasers to "Obliterate"!
Affirmative!
FIRE!
I did Captain...but it appears Earth has some type of protection!
You are quite the "card" Pops!
I just love screwin with those two!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-24-16
Aw c'mon...me ruv u wrong time!
Me no Fi dolla chippy!
No way me try to ruv u for Fi Dolla...
U got dat light!
...unress u give me two dolla in change. Hey where u go?

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-24-16
Hi Georgy, my name is "Pennywise" and I live in the sewer. Want a balloon?
Sure...but you aren't gonna try to bugger me in the butt, are you?
Absolutely NOT! What ever would give you an idea like THAT?
Well, just yesterday....
The previous day....
C'mon Georgy...it won't hurt and I'll throw in a balloon for ya, to boot.
I don't think so, Mr. Gacy...but I'll send over my little brother. Ask HIM!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-24-16
Tree Shopping with rags & d_bacon...
And why have you brung us out here?
You want a Christmas tree, right d_bacon? Well a guy here sells em, dirt cheap!
Is this even legal? This is private property. Where is this guy?
Behind ya. He's the sensitive type so don't be too confrontational.
Sometimes a little blood has gotta be shed to get the "perfect" tree! You got a problem wit dat?
ME? No way! Pay the nice man, rags!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-24-16
Waiter! You forgot to give me flatware!
But you have no arms, Sir?
Be that as it may, I'm sure you don't expect me to lap up my food like a dog. Do you? So fix it..chop,chop!
Absolutely not, Sir. Allow me to rectify the situation.
...in the restaurant kitchen.....
Another customer giving ya shit, Fuzzy?
It's no biggy. Now where did you put the chop-sticks, chef?

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-25-16
Xmas Card from ragu4u & d_bacon....
Happy Holidays to all and a wonderful New Year!
So why aren't all your sorry asses in church, anyway?
Whoa there big fella! Peace on earth and all like that!
Sorry bacon bits, but it's the Lord's birthday. Can I get an AMEN ya'll?
You're not being very diverse you know.
If he puts on that silly lookin Kufi with the reindeers on it I'll kick his porky lil arse!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-26-16
The BEST reason to NOT use that name...
"Fakin_d_brycekain"? Hmmm, sounds niffty to me!
It does have a certain...savoir faire & is MUCH better than makin_d_bacon!
Hey! I like my name. So you don't, anymore?
I've been thinkin of changing it to..."Goodnight Robicheaux"!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-26-16
You can't give me another name. People around here are already pissed.
But "Goodnight Robicheaux" has such class. It rolls off the tongue.
So do snails but you didn't name me "Escargo", thank gawd!
Now you're just talkin shit. We'll discuss it further tomorrow. Goodnight!
Don't call me THAT! The name is d_bacon....MAKIN_d-bacon! Got it?
Messin with that little moron is easier than Sunday mornin! hehehe

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-26-16
They came to relive a fantasy.......
His grave is over here, Phreaky!
Not more horny females?
...and that was just what it was!
I don't care if he was gay. George Michael kept my undies damp for years.
Me too, but sadly we never stood a chance!
THIS was the Reality.....
"...the faith, the faith, the FAITH, ah!"
"Oooh, I want your sex, big boy"!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-26-16
WOW! I've never seen such tiny hands! You know what they say about...?
Listen you little, liberal, faggot. If you make one more comment about my hands I'll...
You'll WHAT? Have me nuked to ash just because you have an unbelievably tiny phal....
but, in the blink of an eye....
Hey Jose, get your lazy ass over here and take out the trash! OK?
...lus!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-27-16
And you are...??
George Michael, reporting for placement!
Whoa! Kinda let yourself go a bit, didn't ya?
Hey...Being a sexy, hot, closet gay guy who got nabbed by the bulls for doing indecent stuff in public rest rooms tends to put one off their game. So where's my mansion?
Ya shoulda just said, "Yeah" and left it at THAT!
NOW he tells me!

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