All comics by MikeyG

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by MikeyG
3-29-04
Yes, Jael. I, too, can see your split ends.

 

by MikeyG
3-29-04
Why does Adam Goldberg, of such films as Saving Private Ryanâ„¢ and How to Lose a Guy in 10 Daysâ„¢, and A Beautiful Mindâ„¢ have an avatar here?

 

by MikeyG
3-29-04
It TOTALLY looks like you're cupping my nuts.

 

by MikeyG
3-29-04
Sucks.

 

by MikeyG
3-29-04
Do ALL of you shake somebody's sack to say 'hello'?

 

by MikeyG
3-29-04
Hey, aren't you the guy that raped my mom?

 

by MikeyG
3-29-04
Hey, aren't you the guy that raped the guy that raped my mom?

 

by MikeyG
3-29-04
Nothing inspires fear and terror like the name 'Dan'.

 

by MikeyG
3-29-04
This is what I generally look for in a woman. Cleavage and a smile.

 

by MikeyG
3-29-04
Why doesn't he love dogs? :(

 

by MikeyG
3-29-04
It's gonna cost you more than a dollar.

 

by MikeyG
3-29-04
I'll take two dimes and a nick, man. Got any papers?

 

by MikeyG
3-29-04
I didn't even know you'd been pregnant, Candace Gingrich.

 

by MikeyG
3-29-04
Nice vest.

 

by MikeyG
3-29-04
I can respect a man who gets his pants stolen, yet never takes his hand off his beer.

 

by MikeyG
3-29-04
Hey, isn't this around the time you're supposed to offer me some wine and suggest we 'wrestle' for control of the TV remote?

 

by MikeyG
3-29-04
I TOTALLY saw you pulling some kid into the back of an unmarked, windowless van yesterday.

 

by MikeyG
3-30-04
I'd tell you to burn those hideous clothes, but I've SEEN you naked.

 

by MikeyG
3-30-04
Your favorite movies are 'Purple Haze', 'Purple Rain', and 'the Color Purple'.

 

by MikeyG
3-30-04
Your name is Inigo Montoya. Someone kill your father. Prepare to die.

 

by MikeyG
3-30-04
Bugger your fat ass...Let me roll you in some dough...and fuck the wet spot.
You rape little boys...Then you drink their raped ass-blood... sucking pimple pus.
You fuck dogshit piles...Make crackheads drink your ballsweat...chew on corpse asscrack.

 

by MikeyG
3-30-04
Your mom is a cunt. A festering, oozing cunt. A blistered cunt.
With a nasty white paste...that looks like cottage cheese on...a baboon's red ass.
Your mom has ass-AIDS...she shoves shit logs in her twat...that fucking cock tease.

 

by MikeyG
3-30-04
Did you hear about the contractor who got thrown in prison?
He was convicted of holding illegal caulkfights.

 

by MikeyG
3-30-04
You get passed around...from lap to lap by your dad...at his poker games.
you eat dead men's guts...get rimjobs from toothless whores...lick dirty diapers.
you're so fucking fat...you could not find your penis...underneath that flab.

 

by MikeyG
3-31-04
I'm Maury Povich. I'd like to make an announcement. I will be changing the format of my show, reforming it to better standards.
That's right. I will no longer be offering exploitative, sensational material to represent my show.
Next, on Maury Povich, Schizophrenic Samurai Thalidomide Soccer Moms!
Yes, instead I will be offering sensational, exploitative material. Excuse me, I'm on.

 

by MikeyG
3-31-04
What are you doing...bending over like that, man...spreading your butt cheeks?
I was just about...to shit in a baby's mouth...the baby is dead.
I hope that's a joke...that would be so offensive...to all soccer moms.
There is a penis...growing out of my tonsils...I fuck frogs with it.
At least you are not...sucking on your own toe cheese...that would be nasty.
No, I made myself...an AIDS-sicle from your dad...it tastes like his cock.

 

by MikeyG
3-31-04
Mooooom! Some meanie on the internet told me my comics suck!
Awwww, poor baby! That's not right! Let me take a look at them...
WorldofDan comic #1: (Insert geeky reference to an RPG here)
How could he say my comics suck, momma?
I can't lie this time, son. It's probably because they fucking suck.

 

by MikeyG
3-31-04
Momma, me and Dan are gonna play Lord of the Rings! We're Hobbits!
That's nice, Nelfaciel. You be careful, I'll be back a little later.
You ready?
You betcha!
*snglorf*
Boys, I forgot to...WHOA! Hey, I don't remember the homosexual undertones between Samwise and Frodo being THAT blatant!

 

by MikeyG
3-31-04
Help!
What's the problem little mouse?
I'm a handsome prince turned into a mouse by an evil spell
I'll see what I can do about it.
*BZZZAAP!*
Awww, HELL yeah.

 

by MikeyG
3-31-04
Help!
What's the problem little mouse?
I'm a handsome prince turned into a mouse by an evil spell
I'll see what I can do about it.
Well?
Damn. I put the batteries from the wand into the T.V. Remote and never replaced 'em.

 

by MikeyG
4-01-04
Help!
What's the problem little mouse?
I'm a handsome prince turned into a mouse by an evil spell
I'll see what I can do about it.
Zap!
Real fucking funny, bitch.

 

by MikeyG
4-01-04
Help!
What's the problem little mouse?
I'm a handsome prince turned into a mouse by an evil spell.
I'll see what I can do about it.
*ding*
I didn't say prince of what, baby. Gimme some sugar.

 

by MikeyG
4-01-04
Help!
What's the problem little mouse?
I'm a handsome prince turned into a mouse by an evil spell
I'll see what I can do about it.
Baby, I'm tired of being the mouse. Why don't you be the mouse for a change?
Shut up, bitch, I was almost there!

 

by MikeyG
4-01-04
Help!
What's the problem little mouse?
I'm a handsome prince turned into a mouse by an evil spell
I'll see what I can do about it.
A bit later...
Can I ask what this is for, Officer?
This is a Non-Seeing-What-You-Can-Do-About-Stuff Zone.

 

by MikeyG
4-01-04
Don't turn around, Earthling.
Are you an alien?
No, I'm Martha Fucking Stewart.
You can't fool me. You're an alien.
Don't you have to be INTELLIGENT to be an Astronaut?
Oh, I'm not an Astronaut. I'm the Astronauts' fluffer. They told me I use too much teeth and dumped me here.

 

by MikeyG
4-05-04
Fuck you in the ass? Puncture your ass with my tongue? Gag on your shitsticks?
Rape a five-year-old? Fill your ass with cement mix? Box your grandma's tits?
Stab an invalid? Chop off your girl's pussylips? Shotgun to the twat?
Man, I just wanted to know where the V.D. Clinic is.

 

by MikeyG
4-05-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
Awwww yeah, baby. Let's make Minotaurs.
Mooh?

 

by MikeyG
4-05-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
Are we going to a strip club?
No, but I DO know a file clerk who screams "MANX!" every time you put your dick in his butt.

 

by MikeyG
4-05-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
...and his alignment is Unprincipled Selfish, and he rolls 5d20 to hit.
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by MikeyG
4-05-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
Dude, it's been eight thousand years since I've seen anything without a beard up close.
Moonlite BunnyRanch it is.

 

by MikeyG
4-06-04
1
Used tampons in the woods? Aaah, just throw 'em anywhere.
2
This is the same exact room I took your sister's anal virginity in!
3
Hey, these woods are the same place I dumped my ex-girlfriend's body in!

 

by MikeyG
4-06-04
I hope you brought a lot of cash.
What, do I look like a bellhop? Carry your own fucking luggage!
Can you go outside for like 2 hours? And try not to walk in here while I'm cheating on you with the Jamaican poolboy.

 

by MikeyG
4-06-04
Time to go home.

 

by MikeyG
4-06-04
1
God, I hope we all get to sleep in the same bed.
2
Have you ever wondered what the touch of another man might feel like?
3
Well, have you?

 

by MikeyG
4-06-04

 

by MikeyG
4-07-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
Hey, how about you have sex with every god and goddess up here except me?
I am NOT playing 'Every Which Way But Zeus' again.

 

by MikeyG
4-07-04
I see the world throught bloodshot eyes
Streets filled with blood from distant lies
The dogs of war never compromise,
Well, I don't agree with that.

 

by MikeyG
4-07-04
No time for rearranging
help me jesus , help me clean my wounds
Yuck! Clean them yourself!
He said he cannot heal that kind
I never learned any healing spells.

 

by MikeyG
4-07-04
Bleeding soul becomes a bitter mind
Oh...you said SOUL. I thought you said Sole.
I'm so bitter.
He said it happens every time...
I swear, this has NEVER happened before!
That's okay. I'm a big...*snicker* ...softie when it comes to performance anxiety.
Knock it down!

 

by MikeyG
4-08-04
Nah, muhfukka, it ain't.

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