All comics by Miller12

 

by Miller12
10-01-17
Ok boys and girls get our tome and today we will discuss Solipsism!
Jenni! Your pulchritude is captivating my popular passions.
Monkey! I thought it was a banana, but it was really a plantain.
School Of Hard Knocks!
Someone's got to be The Potentate! Sow! Pig Headed!
I take it you had the Wanton Soup!

 

by Miller12
10-03-17
See You Next Tuesday Entertainment! Could someone bring me some *"Spooky Doughnuts!"*
Gun Running,Gun Running and more Gun Running!
Embezzlement, Racketeering, Gambling!
Cyber Hacking,Money Laundering,Hate Crimes,Wiretapping,Intimidation, Fear!
Welcome To The Gun Orchestra!

 

Gun Control,Gun Control and More Gun Control! Pumpkin Latte!
You Heard The Lady!
by Miller12, 10-03-17

 

On this day in history (1957) Sputnik Is Launched.
Russian Satellite Christ Almighty!
by Miller12, 10-04-17

 

Artificial Intelligence doesn't hurt anyone.In fact it makes us International Hosts!
Thank Jesus! I took strains of beneficial bacteria to restore,balance, and protect my intestinal health.I got a gut feeling something profoundly strange is about to happen!
by Miller12, 10-04-17

 

by Miller12
10-04-17
Welcome To All You Can Eat Tacos!
Angus Beef topped with a jalapeno special sauce.Hot! my mouth is on fire! Holy Hell! is that a Ghost Pepper!

 

by Miller12
10-05-17
Sir! No guns are allowed in the guest bathroom.How did you get past security?
Dwarf! When I gave you this job to be my personal bellhopper it also meant dont ask me any obvious questions.Shits & Giggles!
Did someone say Shifts & Giggles?
Create a diversion and then make a stink!

 

by Miller12
10-05-17
Hybrid Tafficking! The name is Lothario!
Big Boy!Would you like to take a cooking class?
There is a difference between cooking the books and cooking books!
My Bad!

 

by Miller12
10-05-17
Tonight is dedicated to lunar and planetary science.
The Full Moon That Is Closest To The Fall Equinox.
The Kindly Moon Featuring *Vanilla*Patchouli *Tangerine*Clove* *Sandlewood!* 100% Essential Oil!

 

*Frankincense* Fantasy Football!🏈
by Miller12, 10-05-17

 

by Miller12
10-07-17
Sister Ann! Is it true archeologists may have found the sarcophagus of Santa Claus?
Yes! His remains may be buried under 5th Century Church and The Catholic Church is waiting patiently for the results of the archeological dig.
So if Santa Claus is dead how does he come around every Christmas to give us presents?
Oh! That Guy! Is just a Stand-In to keep his Jolly Saint Spirit alive and so stupid people will spend frivolous money in memory of him!
Stand-In! Could I have a pair of sox for christmas and Sister Ann! said you rescued the good sister from a life of slavery and protected rich children from kidnappings!
OH! That Girl! You must be the new Stand-In!

 

by Miller12
10-07-17
Warning! This message could be hazardous to your health!
There has been numerous hash oil extraction explosions in makeshift labs.
The highly flammable solvent butane is being used in people's houses and hotel rooms.Small spaces with poor ventalation!
Parents! If you see an empty can of butane in your kids room chances are he is trying to make Hemp Oil!
AKA (CBD) Oil!
Parents! If your Innocent Child asks you to borrow "Bunsen Burner" for Christmas because his best friend has one. Tell him Explicitly NO!

 

by Miller12
10-08-17
Could someone please bring me a tablespoon of black seed oil and currant oil to relieve my migraine brought on by severe stress and hypertension.
Well that explains your youthful appearance and my POP Tent!
I am a naturalist blogger!
I am trying these new biodegradable condoms on for Super Size!
Human Spontaneous Combustion!
Heat Of The Moment!

 

by Miller12
10-08-17
On this day in our history books (1871) The Great Chicago Fire Begins!
Wigurube! Do you want to play kick the lantern ?
Cow! I would rather play spin the bottle!
Who's idea was it to light a candlestick inside of a pumpkin?

 
by Miller12, 10-08-17

 

Christopher Columbus Was The Helmsman Of The High Seas!
Pirate! I double dog dare you to write in your sea journal that on our voyage you saw a chinese man with chopsticks and a pointed hat and slanted eyes!
by Miller12, 10-09-17

 

by Miller12
10-09-17
Dr.Seuss controversy is still causing huge debate amoung our Fellow Americans!
Could someone please bring me a Pillow to sit on and a Bottle Of Vatican Wine.I feel a heavy menstrual flow Coming On! Freedom!
Derogatory Racial Caricatures! How about Peppermint Schnapps for my Irish Love Interest!
Thats English! Mr. Frenchman! German Chancellors Favorite German Chocolate Cake!
Pain Management! Billing The Insurance Company!
Todays Cover Story! Predators In The News!

 
by Miller12, 10-09-17

 

by Miller12
10-09-17
Monkey! There is an uncanny resemblance!
Klansman! We share 98% of the same DNA!
Hunter! We have The DNA Marker!
Indigenous People's Rights! Let's All Rise!

 

2025
Future Events In The Year 2025 Gynophobia Is Sweeping The Nation!
The Great Lady Demontration "Whats Happening!"
by Miller12, 10-10-17

 

by Miller12
10-11-17
Holy Bufo Rana! Poison Of The Toad It serves to rouse the lowest passions making man "Beastly!"
Irritating the toad will cause the toad to excrete venom from his glands! Holistic Healing! 🐸
"Sweet are the uses of adversity which,like the toad,ugly and venomous wears like a precious jewel on his head." William Shakespeare

 

by Miller12
10-12-17
In recent news there will be girls joining the cub scouts roster in 2018! There goes the secret den location and the theme song "We Be Clubbing!"
We girls run in packs and earning an Eagle Scout Badge is an honor and a privilage! Just Ask Holly!
The Beaver Scout Analyst!
The Lion Scout Analyst!
Cool! We Are Back In Action!
Cool! Show Me Your Heavenly Beaver!

 

by Miller12
10-13-17
As luck would have it, my night will be a spin-off movie thriller and the director will be Yours Truly!
Keep your hands to yourself or I'll scream rape!
Rape! Who said anything about rape? I am appalled that inappropriate touching is done right in the face of the public.I prefer to Creep!
Sneaking up from behind in the dark is considered ultimate Bad Luck.
Good Luck 🐢
Feng Shui! Your a Super Scary Witch! Do you see my Hard-On?
My virgin eyes say hot dang diggity dog! Welcome To The Craft!

 

by Miller12
10-14-17
ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY (1066) The Battle Of Hastings!
Civilization as we know it today is known as our blood Oath!
Nice Boosoms!
Viking Etiquette For Dummies!

 

by Miller12
10-15-17
Today In History (2011) Is Halo Combat Evolved Anniversary!
Chiorboy! I see you have reached your highest level of Maturity!
Sister Ann! Nun acting roles are the only way to play it safe in tinsel town! Have you ever been tied up naked in the basement with a camera crew zooming in on your private area?
Are you saying all woman should be depicted in a wholesome light?
I am going to have to use duck tape in this naked basement scene to cover up your nipples for the younger viewers!
Monkey! When we are done filming we can go vacation in that beautiful place that is shaped like The Boot!

 

by Miller12
10-15-17
Todays Top Stories In The News will include the old school "Body Brokering,Duck Taping,Loan Sharking!"
With All Due Respect!

 

by Miller12
10-16-17
Homo-erectus! What brings you to the art gallery?
George! I came as soon as I heard that there is a lost and found Da Vinci painting of the "Naked Mona Lisa!"
Pure Speculation! There is a Da Vinci painting of a handsome man with piercing eyes, long hair and he is holding a crystal ball. He is said to be the most beautiful man in the world!
Yes! 100 million dollars will buy the Roman Noodles.The single bachelor will be jumping right out of the canvas and he will manifest into a real life Homosapien!
"Naked Mona Lisa!" Thats Weird!
WelcomIng a Chimpanzee to the Nudest Colony is DaVinci Science!

 

Holy Occult Following!
White Dwarfs and Neutron Stars!
by Miller12, 10-17-17

 

George! Imagine all the people standing on fertile land and how much testosterone it will take to create such a wonderful image in the likeness of God!
God! Considering all the facts, boosting your nitric oxide levels may also increase the circumference around your penis not to mention have a positive impact on Wrangling Season!
by Miller12, 10-19-17

 

by Miller12
10-19-17
"Band Of Monkeys"
The Triumphant return of the spirit gods!
Godspeed Ahead!

 

The Hunter
by Miller12, 10-20-17

 

What is there to do after watching the annual "Northeastern Underwear Run?"
We can watch the "Orionid Meteor Shower." In our Underwear!
by Miller12, 10-20-17

 

Can You Run The Ball?
Blackbeard, the original red, white and blue supporter is today's featured article!
by Miller12, 10-22-17

 

by Miller12
10-23-17
Gobsmacked!
Bee's Knees!
Absobloodylootely! Twigs and Berries! Meat and Two Veg! Gentleman Sausage!
Arse-Over-Tit! Knob*BellsEnd*Dobber*
Tourist Attraction!The Strawberry Creams.🍓

 

British Intelligence
Piece Of Eight!
Port Of Call!
by Miller12, 10-23-17

 

Old English Adage. "Know Your Onions."
by Miller12, 10-23-17

 

Proper English
by Miller12, 10-23-17

 

IMPROPER English
by Miller12, 10-23-17

 

Holy Grail!
by Miller12, 10-23-17

 

by Miller12
10-23-17
Wiguhooker! I am giving you a citation "quota" and calling it Moving Violation! According to your performance matrix you can walk the walk!
Captain! Talk the talk! I am simply standing my ground like a renaissance statue.I have not moved a muscle! Quiet as a church mouse.I pledge Allegiance!
What about the illegial U-turn?
Captain! That is standard procedure when catching a hardened criminal! Flip a bitch!
Flip a bitch! That is standard procedure when we have a slip of the tongue!
Captain! That is high risk procedure! Carry On!

 

Where am I going to find a miracle in the making that is engraved in stone?
by Miller12, 10-23-17

 

by Miller12
10-25-17
To understand politicians is to understand the prison system.The most respected superintendent of the prison system said in a recent interview "Gangs Run The Prison."
We gangbangers like to call it controlled chaos!Our work release program is the best in the nation.
Spankling! We sent in a popular game show operative to ask "All The Presidents Men" an important question!
Potus! What does it feel like to be stripsearched by a Phreaky Prison Guard?
Phreaky! Go Directly To Cell Block Segregation! We have a situation!
Mr. President! I gave my tits to the brotherhood of man! Now for that Fabulous Blowjob!

 

Game Warden! The Fabulous Five Gang Relief Project is a Success!
Sir! How long do I have to wear these nipple rings that are constantly being pulled on by the Alpha Males!
by Miller12, 10-25-17

 

by Miller12
10-25-17
Biological Creature!
There is a logical explanation. The "Pretty Boy Conspiracy"does Exist!

 

Curtain Call Spoiler Alert.
Harvey! We have an iron clad Helmut Story of your mug on a silver platter and what we need is a director for the Independent Hollywood Film Set 7 Dials!
London in the roaring 1920's and a Billy Hill doppelganger to play the leading role. ENGLISH HUMOR NEVER HURT ANYONE! Benny Hill Classics!
by Miller12, 10-26-17

 

Now I understand the famous slogan"When Crime Grabbed The Limelight."
by Miller12, 10-26-17

 
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by Miller12
10-29-17
Ancient whole body healing is not for the weak or ill hearted creatures of the night!
If you you wear garlic necklace it will protect you from the evil spirits.
Cleansing the mind,body and soul will reset adrenals!
The inner circle has been drawn and its time to travel to another dimension! Flesh & Blood!
Pork bone broth! Do you speak pig latin?
Old Hickory!

 

by Miller12
10-29-17
Gothgirl! When you eat raw cloves of garlic to scare the evil spirits away it will indoctrinate you into the secret society!
Gothboy! That explains why superstitious people bury a statue of the catholic saint upside down in the earth.
Standing in an upright position after all these years would sure feel good.
Earth Shattering

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