History Museum

Author: Miller12

Date: October 7, 2017

by Miller12
10-07-17
Sister Ann! Is it true archeologists may have found the sarcophagus of Santa Claus?
Yes! His remains may be buried under 5th Century Church and The Catholic Church is waiting patiently for the results of the archeological dig.
So if Santa Claus is dead how does he come around every Christmas to give us presents?
Oh! That Guy! Is just a Stand-In to keep his Jolly Saint Spirit alive and so stupid people will spend frivolous money in memory of him!
Stand-In! Could I have a pair of sox for christmas and Sister Ann! said you rescued the good sister from a life of slavery and protected rich children from kidnappings!
OH! That Girl! You must be the new Stand-In!